Ima One-Armed Scissor
SO! A newcomer approaches. I warn you now, there will be some sexy hot lovin' and CORN. Delicious corn. Scrape it off that cob with a knife and chew it up in your mouth. Oops forgot the butter! Grab that stick of butter and put that in your mouth too. Roll it around with your tongue, get those corn bits all lubricated and caloric. YUM! Now wipe your hands on your shirt it's time for my introduction.
My name is Dez, Dezi, Dezy, Dezy-X29, Deziko, Dezmiester, Dezi-fezi and last but not least, Dez-a-doodle-dandy.
...But you can call me Dez.
I'm a twenty-one year old female furry born and raised in Southern California, where the sun is hot and the sunburns hotter. For the past 4 years or so i've lived in Nebraska with my fiance. I'm off the market and not on gaia to find myself a hot date, though exceptions may be made for certain tiger goddesses (you know who you are!)
I'm an artist in progress, and all the art (unless stated otherwise) on my profile page was drawn by yours truly. I have only recently begun drawing in earnest, after a decade of taking my talent for granted. Maybe one day i'll open up an art shoppe here on gaia. I just don't feel confident enough to do so at the moment. Feel free to PM me or drop me a comment if you'd like some art done for you! I don't charge gold for my work, but tips are VERY much appreciated.
I've been a member of gaia for a very long time (2005). I was introduced to it back in middle school by one of my best friends, Kineko_the_Fox. I've only recently become active again - but with a vengeance! Much to the chagrin of current me, past me donated and gave away all my gold and items when I 'quit for good' a few years ago... Doh! So i'm broker than the back of a gay cowboy, and basically stuck rebuilding back up from nothing. Wanna help me out? Godspeed!
I'm a friendly, positive person -- I like to keep things wild and fun! I'm no bully however, and respect is an important ideal to me. If you want to earn my friendship, dont treat others like garbage - it's that simple.
Thanks for visiting my profile and taking the opportunity to learn about little old me! Feel free to post a comment, ask a question, or liven things up a bit with a dirty limerick in the comment section below, bitches!