My name is Dale or Dean or something like that...
And I guess this is supposed to be about me.
So Imma talk about myself.
Eeeh, where do I start...
I love the color Purple.
I hate 90% of the people on YouTube.
I also hate Vevo, and everybody else who ruined YouTube.
I have a slightly broken keyboard.
I enjoy Dean Martin slightly more than Frank Sinatra.
I haven't watched much TV or played any FPS's in quite some time.
My favorite episode of Tom and Jerry is "Solid Serenade"
I linda like that song "Is You Is or Is You Aint My Baby" because of the show Tom and Jerry.
I like commercials from the 70's-90's for kids stuff.
I have never, and never will watch Jersey Shore.
I enjoy old-ish cartoons, like Tom and Jerry.
I wouldn't be surprised if I die alone, homeless, and poorly dressed.
I prefer Beethoven's 5th Symphony over the 7th and 9th.
I ******** love the show "Dexter". Probably more than I should.
I'm paranoid, and have minor anxiety.
I'm still kinda afraid of the dark. Deal with it.
I probably love you. Get used to it.
I think George Carlin is a badass.
I'm usually a d**k. Get over it.
I have brown hair. Brown, curly, annoying as ******** hair.
I plan on moving to Alabama in the future.
I ******** hate Mississippi. Too many roaches and bad memories. So glad to be out of there.
I feel like a dinosaur on steroids.
I enjoy drinking out of the jug.
I don't do dishes, cause I don't do dishwater.
I was born on August 17, 1996.
I think Bing Crosby could have done more with his career.
I think the government is doing a swell job, and that as long as America is a 1st world country we should all stop bitchin and moanin.
I am not a republican. I am not a conservative. I am a proud liberal.
I aint a hippie. They don't do anything productive.
I believe in gay rights, and I also have the right to make gay jokes.
I aint gay, as much as I want to be. I mean, they're neat and all, but I can't imagine bumpin uglies with a bro.
I like the [/******** word. It's such a fun word to say.
I think black history month shouldn't be the the shortest month of the year.
I think there should be a white history month. We've done some pretty neat stuff, too.
I want to attend a straight pride parade. If gays can do it, why can't we?
I think transvestites are funny. I've only seen about five in my life.
I love the band Disturbed. A lot.
I don't get the best grades. I aint stupid, I'm just lazy.
I [******** hate[/color] rap, hip-hop, and current pop music.
I watch Adventure Time from time to time.
I have the most adorable puppy. Period. She's my pride and joy.
I have the smartest cat. He was a barn cat, and I guess he thought living with us was better than nothing.
I should probably clip my toe nails more often.
I don't like little girls between the ages of 7-10. They're all bitches out where I live.
I make an exception of the above for my sis. She is polite and considerate.
I think respect is earned and not given.
I'm not the most confident person in the world. Eventually, they'll make a pill for that though.
I have been on Gaia since '08.
I honestly don't know much about anime. So sue me.
I hate emotes. All of them. They piss me off.
I ******** hate new Disney shows, teachin false morals and all that s**t to my sis.
I would take a bullet for my sis. You ******** with her, you ******** with me.
I let my pride get the best of me from time to time.
I'm willing to admit my mistakes, as well as others mistakes.
If I'm pickin on you, learn to take a joke. Cause I don't log on to fight with people.
I love to troll noobs. Not just newbies. Cybering, begging, illiterate, obnoxious noobs.
I dance like a white boy. Probably 'cause I am.
I was just kidding. I don't dance. I'm too white.
I like orange chicken. The kind from Panda Express.
I like the chili and hotdogs from 7-11 more than restaurant quality stuff.
I have a very messy desk. This desk is a reflection of me in general. I'm a slob.
I used to play trombone. Gave that a school year and then realized it sucked balls.
I hate fat people in power scooters.
I'm kinda afraid of furries. I mean, are they FUR real?
I don't like those squiggly lines that show when you have a typo.
I'm slightly obsessive. Everything needs to be even.
I'm far too messy to be OCD.
I like internet memes. I check out Memebase every day.
I hate it when people turn down my music. Especially in car rides. I just turn it right back up.
I have a small dent in the roof of my mouth that itches like crazy
I don't like the word "Administration"
I like the word "Spongy"
I'm not good at CoD.
I like fire. I aint no arsonist, but I really like fire.
I like dark humor. As a matter of fact, I don't really like any other kind of humor.
I'm one of the few people who doesn't, and has never had an iPod or any Apple product.
I think celebrity gossip is [******** retarded[/color]. I don't care if Tom cruise wipes with his left or right hand.
I like surprising depressing endings to stories.
I enjoyed Star Wars. All of them. They are all right by my TV.
I don't know where I would be today without Jacob or Ryan.
I have a bad back. Probably from being on the computer too much.
I like web comics. Especially Cyanide and Happiness.
I also like SMBC web comics.
I think ARK ruined Justin Biebers childhood. As well as Rebecca Black, and maybe even Jenna Rose.
I don't like white people. I don't mean all Caucasians, just the REALLY white ones. Like, Melvin's. And Todd's.
I'm tired of all of these YouTube comments on Biebers p***s. He is a kid for Christ's sake.
I think religion has too much influence over society.
I like to sleep during the day more than at night.
I hate the smell of nicotine. It's nasty.
I spend way too much time on Gaia, for those of you who haven't noticed.
I've never spent more that four minutes on 4chan.
I think Felicia Day is hot.
I think Olia Tira is hot, but in more of a "I'd like to have sex with you" way.
I've always wanted to kill somebody.
I've never gotten into a fight. I mean, I've hit people and been hit by people, but no real fights.
I don't like being touched.
I don't understand the "Poking" feature on Facebook.
I'm not much of a problem solver anymore, so I just try and make people laugh.
I don't get why break-ups are such a big deal with teenagers. It happens to almost everyone. Get used to it.
I've never gotten into legal trouble.
I hope Casey Anthony gets Dexter'd.
I don't like being American. Because we're generally stupid.
I have never seen the Goonies.
I have never watched Star Trek.
I find it funny that my arm more often than not has visible bite marks from my adorable puppy.
I don't like the live-action shows on Adult Swim.
I think waffles go best with nutella and marshmallow fluff.
I didn't know if "grey" was spelled with an A or an E for the longest time.
I own a snuggie. It's tye-dye. It came with my bedspread. I've worn it once.
I have shot neither the sheriff, nor the deputy.
I prefer silver over gold. As long as it's shiny.
I like the original 151 Pokemon. Now, it's just getting kind of pathetic.
I think my favorite Pokemon is Magikarp. It has one hell of a splash attack.
I like coffee. A lot. My favorite creamer is Irish Cream flavored.
I think all wars should be fought with tickling.
I creep my teachers out. How amazing is that?
I like the concept of the songs being made for the movies, but I don't like the intros for James Bond movies.
I like Batman. Adam West Batman. He solved the zaniest riddles in ******** seconds. Not like the Dark Knight. He can suck Adam Wast Batman's d**k.
I think that you are a wonderful person for making it this far into my monument to narcissism. Keep goin, trooper!
I am very aware of how uneven my ears are. Why? because it ******** up my glasses.
I like purple and green otter pops. Have you ever had an otter pop? They're like popsicles on Jesus.
I like theater style popcorn. Extra butter and salt. The 'Murrican way.
I want to see Ghost Busters. Another movie I haven't seen that I should have.
I'm far too ADD to make it through a whole episode of Myth Busters.
I've been spoiled by Netflix. Commercials have never been more irritating.
I don't like the Rolling Stones. Sorry. Just not my genera.
I'm too lazy to peel an orange. Haven't had one in months. They just sit at the bottom of my refrigerator.
I have 2 half brothers, 1 brother in law, 1 step brother, and 3 step sisters. None of them are related to eachother as anything more than half siblings. If even that. My parents were whores. But I love them.
I've spent several hours on this profile. I hope that somebody is still reading. If you read the whole thing, PM me. I will love you.
I hate how they have ads with audio on so many websites. Including Playlist . com . ******** lame.
I was a little f** (No offence to the fa-- Ehrm, Homosexuals reading this. I love you guys/gals) when I joined Gaia.
I hate hypocritical people who think they know anything about politics.
"I have nothing against Jesus. It's his fanclub I can't stand." -some guy I don't know
I think Landau Eugene Murphy should go all the way on Americas Got Talent.
I may or may not have a man crush on Frank Sinatra.
I don't take my pills during the summer. I do it for you guys. So I can entertain you.
I like the music from the Deamcast version of Sonic The Hedgehog.
I still own a Dreamcast. Along with an Xbox 360, and a PC.
I don't like having birthdays. Being the center of attention isn't my thing offline.
I don't like being shirtless in public. I don't like wearing shirts at home.
Only concert I've ever been to was for Jamie Cullum.
I may joke about it, but I do not do drugs... Yet....
I like giving expensive gifts. Makes me feel good.
My little brother is a Pokemaniac.
I really like classic cars. A lot.
I love spicy foods, with a passion.
I've always hated hunting. It's not a sport until the deer has a gun.
Tried to go vegan once. Made it about four minutes.
I've ruined my ears with music. Kinda sucks- but hey, what are you gonna do?
I'm a night person. And I hate mornings. A lot.
I thoroughly enjoy black tea. Especially English Breakfast and Earl Grey.
I have a fascination with serial killers.
Graphic design really interests me. I'm not too good at it, not especially familiar with the project, but I'm only in my second class. So I'm sure the best is yet to come.
I am an optimist. It makes everything much easier to think positively.
I like sushi bars. I think it's best to not know what I'm eating there.
There is a list of words I will never say. And you will never know them.
I think people got over Casey Anthony much too quickly.
I've always wanted a monocle. Dunno why.
I like to make people laugh.
I'm a pacifist. Unless I get really pissed off.
I love Hawaiian pizza. Pineapples and ham go well together IMO.
I'm a Brony. Deal with it or get bent.
I can't whistle. QQ.
I grew up being the token white kid. And I wouldn't have had it any other way.
I love spicy food.
Ishtar hurts my feelings.
Kim is a furry. And she scares me.
Sneak makes my brain hurt.
These people are still BAMFs though.
Don't get me wrong.
Shoot me a PM any time. Or a comment. Or message me. I honestly dont give a ********]. I like to talk. I like being talked to. Just not talked at.
Best buddies- [url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/the-forgotten-prospect/22239985/]Ishtar, Taylor, Courtney, and Rachel, Some Skank, Shin, Ninja, Connor, CREEEAUGHD!, Abby
Best friends- Jacob, Ryan, and Travis
Best pal- Casey
Pics n' s**t
******** awesome dog - [x]
(May she rest in peace)
******** awesome puppy - [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]
******** Awesome Cat - [x] [x] [x] [x]
******** Devon - [x] [x] [x] [x]
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Avatar Art - [x] [x]
Bonus picture - - [x]
Alright, that's a pretty healthy list.
Contact me if you want to know anything else.