HAHAHAHA! Guess what?! I'll become a dictator someday and my minions shall torture you all!!!!! Its true...I have a torture device list too...^_^
Okay, so about me...Random Facts:
sexual orientation: bisexual
books: Harry Potter Series, Dan Brown Books, anything about Pirates because they rock, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind, Jane Auston books, and other random novels that I'm too lazy to list
music: Larc' en Ciel, Malice Mizer, Dir en Grey, Fallout Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Flyleaf, Expose the Flaw, The Marshall Tucker Band (omg! They're so kewl! They have a flutist in their band), Nickleback, The Beatles, Led Zepplin, Queen, All-American Rejects, Yellowcard, Garbage, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Outcast, Linkin Park, Evanessence (did i spell that right?), Green Day, Gorillaz, Disturbed, Pink, Maroon 5, Smash Mouth, Good Charlotte, Franz Ferdinand, t.A.t.U., Ashlee Simpson, Kelly Clarkson, and every type of music other than pop and rap because, personally, they disgust me...the lyrics that is...because YES I pay attention to the lyrics.
food: peanut butter and fettucine pasta with shrimp
candy: snickers and chocolate and coconut
fruit: reddish green apples
vegetables: bell peppers [ I'm not wierd!!! They're just soo good...]
Damn! Why is everything I wrote missing now?
I'm not going to bother writing down all that stuff again, soo....
"Start your day the holy way with Christ Chex!" ~ some comedian
"Your move holy man!" ~ same comedian to priest
"Everyone else has had more sex than me" ~ TISM, itâ??s a song
"Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you make fun of them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."~ friend
"You know how scientists say that domestic cats are more stupid than wild cats because their brain is 1/3 smaller? I don't think that makes them stupid because they've used evolution to make themselves look cuter and somehow force the human race to become their slaves without even trying. I mean we have to groom, feed, and praise them while all they do is lay there and scratch you if they feel like it. I admire them." ~ Me
"Now remember, Dev. The trash can attacked you." ~ emi consulting me after I tripped over a trash can 2 years ago
"I hate you! I hate you more than bunnies!"
"Humans are like slinkys. Though they may not be useful, it will always put a smile on your face to see one tumble down the stairs." ~ me...i think
"If Goths are so unique then why do they wear the same clothing?" ~ me
"Abraham Lincoln's bikini destroyed Norway!"
"You know what! I'm going to call you Goat Man!" ("Why?" wink
"Because I don't like you and I hate goats so thus, you're Goat Man" ~ me
"When Life gives you lemons, then make beef stew, that way you can sit back and laugh at the rest of the world while they stop to wonder how you did it." ~ me
"This macaroni is disgusting, are you going to eat yours?"
["You know for some reason Iâ??ve been really hungry lately." ~ emi my super friend
"Maybe youâ??re pregnant..." ~ me in reply to above
"What? Hey, you never know. She could have wandered into some sperm donation building and they could have forced her to do it!" ~ me again continuing on after above when everyone stops to stare at me.
"Yea, they would look at me once and ask 'Are you sure you don't want to?' and I'd cave and scream 'Oh, I give up! Yes, I'll only let you do it because you're so forceful!' And when a judge asks in court how it happened I could blame it all on them!"~ emi continued from above]
"Did you know that ******** stands for Fornication Under The Consent of the King? Well, now you do" ~ Me
"I am not prejudiced in the least; I hate everyone equally."
"I believe that the whole Noah's Arc Flood hasn't happened yet. I think that global warming, if it ever happens, will cause the solar ice caps to melt and then it will evaporate and cause rain to fall for 40 days. The human race would then make an Arc in nearly every country and have 2 of every animal go aboard with them. They'll make big boats, like the titanic! And it'll be in every country because no one would know that the other countries are doing the same thing because all the electricity would be dead!" ~ me...don't ask
"You know, it was weird. This morning in the shower...my hair got wet...why are you laughing? - Crap! I didnâ??t mean to say that! Shut up!" ~ me trying to explain something to my friend Yuni
"The bible actually comes from the future and was written by some person named Jesus Christ. After writing it, he went back in time and planted the New Testament. Then later, he went back further and planted the same thing but under the name The Old Testament just so he can be worshipped and cause chaos around the world for many centuries." ~ Me explaining to a friend the harsh truth of religion
"You know, if someone was listening in on our conversation, they probably wouldnâ??t understand and think we were crazy." ~ Me
"SPACE PEOPLE SPACE PEOPLE SPACE PEOPLE!!!!" ~ irukira