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Last Login: 11/17/2016 12:53 am

Registered: 05/02/2005

Gender: Female

Location: Wanted, GCD, Exchange

Birthday: 05/21/1986

Occupation: Buyer / Seller

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Me - Twenty-seven. I was born and raised in Northeast, but now I live in Midwest, but I am usually somewhere else [US]. My hidden talent is burping really, really loudly, even if I don't mean to. I am in the process of learning Japanese.

Favorite movies - Donnie Darko, Chronicles of Narnia (both new and old), Pirates of the Caribbean, Clerks 1&2, V for Vendetta, Nightmare Before Christmas, Session 9, Cherish, Ma Vie En Rose, Burn After Reading, Pineapple Express, Interview With A Vampire, Little Princess.

Favorite bands - Gavin Rossdale [and his various bands], King Missile, Ingrid Michaelson, Regina Spektor, Thrice, Zeromancer, Kill Hannah, Eve 6, A Fine Frenzy, The Beatles, Thriving Ivory, Pink Floyd, Mute Math, Rammstien, Death Stars, Soho Dolls, The Sounds, The Killers, Paramore, The Ting Tings, Yael Naim, Oasis, Kerli, Joshua Radin, Anberlin, Framing Hanely, Lenka, The Dresden Dolls, Silverchair, Three Days Grace, Mindless Self Indulgence, Jack's Mannequin, Hollywood Undead, Sixx AM, Theory of a Deadman, The Kills.

Interests - Piercings, Tattoos, Traveling, Reading, Blogging, HTML & CSS, Learning new things, Colors.

"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my p***s was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet , 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my p***s for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my p***s lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the a**, I like having a detachable p***s." ---- King Missile

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