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Hi! Back by popular demand! Well, uh, actually nothing. I'm not back, I never really left, I have no popular demand, and...wait. Why am I assuming I was talking about me?

So, I guess I will talk about me. I've got eyes, face, nose, feet. That's the basics. I can't juggle or impress you. So please don't assume I will do either of those things. This assumption made by strangers has gotten me into three or four West-Side Story-esque dance/knife fights

I can't dance or fight with knives either so all of those previously mentioned instances ended in disaster for me.

I used to tell people that my weakness was being eaten by alligators, but that was false. It turns out, I was mistaking crocodiles for alligators and a lot of people showed up with legitimate alligators and well...They were disappointed. So it's pocket crocodiles for anyone keeping score.

I live somewhere. It's pretty fancy.

I don't know how to count without using my fingers. Any number that can't be counted with some sort of finger method is a mystery to me. Sorry, Nine. What secrets do you keep? smilies/icon_sad.gif

I'm only here because I was promised cookies.

That's me again. The updated version, still pretty much an alien baby. Yeah, that's right.

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Arya Honeynozuka Report | 07/03/2015 8:38 am
Arya Honeynozuka
Hi !!!! Long time no see smile

Remember me ???
I hope you are still in gaia
idkhowtogayaHELP Report | 04/02/2015 8:52 pm
We're moving to a new place on monday. It's a small rented unit so everything is gonna be a tight squeeze. But at least i get my own room now ans will get
to say goodbye to livng room floors and living off my suitcase. lol How about you? What are you doing mang? Yeeeeeeeeh, time goes by so fast! Idek what
I'm doing with my life. rofl
idkhowtogayaHELP Report | 03/28/2015 11:30 pm
Good advice! Sometimes, when i'm on the bus or in the shower, really spectacular story ideas come to mind. Then, I forget them or lose inspiration when i'm sitting down to write. lol
idkhowtogayaHELP Report | 03/17/2015 7:03 am
Yayeaaaaah! I am eagerly awaiting my future signed copy. whee I love science fiction and horror. How do you deal with writers block though?
Aand where do you find inspiration for your plot and characters? I wanted to be a writers when I was younger, but figured it wasn't for me as I got
older. My attention span is too short. lol
idkhowtogayaHELP Report | 03/16/2015 1:49 am
You can do it! I'm expecting a signed copy of your published book in the future okok? whee
Are you doing fiction? If so, what genre? I'll be happy to read through manuscripts if you want.
idkhowtogayaHELP Report | 03/15/2015 7:59 am
The usual crap. Sleep, eat, repeat.

It's so hard to find a job that pays enough for me to live and save for the future at the same time. Hell, it's even hard to find something that will cover daily living expenses.
Third world problems tss. crying I'll just turn into a creepy mountain hermit and brew herbal remedies for a living if only I can get over my love for eating and showering.

How about you? What are you doing?
We've been friends for a long time but i know so little about you. gonk I'm bad at this friendship thang,
idkhowtogayaHELP Report | 03/10/2015 10:30 am
Not judging then okok. It sounds pretty cool to me. blaugh
idkhowtogayaHELP Report | 03/10/2015 7:42 am
Lolol what did you wear them for? Are you a fashionista? blaugh
idkhowtogayaHELP Report | 03/09/2015 9:37 pm
Wtf is zubaz? lol
idkhowtogayaHELP Report | 03/09/2015 9:22 pm
Too late. Judged on EVERYTHING! twisted

You know what this is. Don't bother.

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