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Birthday: 10/28

Look at this stuff...Isn't it neat?

 

Time for something new.

Hi! Back by popular demand! Well, uh, actually nothing. I'm not back, I never really left, I have no popular demand, and...wait. Why am I assuming I was talking about me?

So, I guess I will talk about me. I've got eyes, face, nose, feet. That's the basics. I can't juggle or impress you. So please don't assume I will do either of those things. This assumption made by strangers has gotten me into three or four West-Side Story-esque dance/knife fights

I can't dance or fight with knives either so all of those previously mentioned instances ended in disaster for me.

I used to tell people that my weakness was being eaten by alligators, but that was false. It turns out, I was mistaking crocodiles for alligators and a lot of people showed up with legitimate alligators and well...They were disappointed. So it's pocket crocodiles for anyone keeping score.

I live somewhere. It's pretty fancy.

I don't know how to count without using my fingers. Any number that can't be counted with some sort of finger method is a mystery to me. Sorry, Nine. What secrets do you keep? smilies/icon_sad.gif

I'm only here because I was promised cookies.

That's me again. The updated version, still pretty much an alien baby. Yeah, that's right.








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heartblood Report | 07/31/2014 9:33 am
heartblood
Me too biggrin
heartblood Report | 07/30/2014 10:02 am
heartblood
I hope so. I can no pay for teeth removal
Arya Honeynozuka Report | 07/30/2014 2:01 am
Arya Honeynozuka
HI !!! biggrin
How are ya?
heartblood Report | 07/29/2014 2:50 pm
heartblood
At least they are all staying in! My wisdom teeth are coming in. Doesn't hurt a bit and hope it stays that way!
heartblood Report | 07/28/2014 7:39 pm
heartblood
Awww I bet you can do it biggrin heart
heartblood Report | 07/28/2014 5:28 pm
heartblood
I just typed a bunch and it didn't type sad

I am doing okay in the people aspect.

What about you love? How is the writing? Find a sweetie yet? WINK WINK? biggrin
heartblood Report | 07/28/2014 5:22 pm
heartblood
Probably two weeks or so. He is also dating a new lady that is SUPER awesome. She loves me and I can';t wait till she is my step mommy razz
heartblood Report | 07/28/2014 5:15 pm
heartblood
Milk flavors? Like what?

And okay for the most part. My dad might get a job re-doing the roof of my work so I'll get to see him some biggrin
heartblood Report | 07/28/2014 5:04 pm
heartblood
Oh okay. I hope you had nice time biggrin
heartblood Report | 07/28/2014 4:58 pm
heartblood
For EVER?

You know what this is. Don't bother.

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