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Hello, my name is Desires Helmet. There's not much to say about ol' Desires that you don't know already. So I'll just tell you my weakness; in case the day ever comes when we meet on the field of battle and you need to get the upper hand.
My weakness is...
Being eaten by alligators.
Keep a few spare gators in your pocket and you'll be in great shape.
A few other things you might not know:
I once shot myself in Reno, just to watch me die.
When I had a hammer I totally blew my chance at hammering out love between my brothers and my sisters all over this land.
The first time I watched the Matrix I was eating ice cream when that kid told Neo there was no spoon...I wept for days over my melting ice cream, as I lamented the metal thing in my hand which didn't exist.
Two things happen when you pour water on me: (1) I sprout chia; (2) I fall into spasms and baby versions of me fly out of my back.
That's about it, I'm a normal-type dude. Yep.