If I didn't learn to laugh at myself, I'd be dead right now.

Well, I'm just a laidback guy who likes to hang out with friends.
I hardly come unto Gaia nowadays, but I'll still be around every once in a while, so it doesn't hurt to stop by and say hello or whatever.

Wanna leave me a comment?
Hehe, you don't have to, if you don't want to.

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If life gives you lemons - make grapejuice. Then sit back and let people wonder how you did it.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets...

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

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