Last Login: 04/07/2012 9:30 pm
Gender: Female
Birthday: 10/04
When something goes wrong, always look ahead to what good might come. Never look to the negative. Always assume the best of things/people, not the worst.
You currently have zero playlists!
(how can a panda fit on a leaf?)
9/10 people cryed when they found
out that Miley Cyrus died, only 10%
screamed "Hell yes!"... I am one out of ten.
You laugh, i laugh. You fall,
i fall. You jump off a bridge,
i jump off a bridge...
attatched to a bungee cord.
Of course i'm out of my mind!
It's dark and scary in there!
Oh my god, who is that godess?
Darn it!
I need to stop staring at the mirror
"One last time mom,
I'm not a pony,
I'm an abnormally short
unicorn..."
Don't tell anyone,
But under these clothes...
I'm naked
Gaian by day...
Ninja by night...
I'm sorry, did my sarcasim offend you?
Get over it!
My stalker reports that
I'm wearing pink!
You're jealous because the
voices only talk to me!
Just to make this clear...
I am a ninja when I fall up stairs,
But normal when I trip over flat surfaces.
No I won't go to Hell!
(Satan still has a restraining order)
I am preparing dinner
as fast as i can dial!
Yes, I'm Blond
What's that?!
"It's called a book!"
Go down and I won't have my pal Chuck Norris beat the living snot outta ya! Good, have a nice day!
Yes, I am a ninja... Y do you ask? Unless you are an under cover ninja!
How could you do this to me Fred!
Ninjas don't need weapons...
They are ones.
I see you're playing stupid again...
Looks like you're winning too.
Today, I was adding a friend on Facebook, and the
security word was "perverted". I now wonder what
Facebook sees in my friends that I do not.
Does a lion cheat on its wife? Idk,
But a tiger wood!
What games do elephants like to play with people?
Squash!
I'm her sister!
I'm her step-sister!
I'm her friend!
I'm her bff!
I'm her bff!
I'm her bff!
I'm her friend!
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