Fresh Prince of Avarice

Now this is the story, all about how
Dem's cross got flip-turned upside down.
So I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you all about how Dem got a hell-bound lair.

In fourteenth century France, born and raised.
At the church-yard there, spent most of his days.
Chillin' out, maxin', acting like saint.
Little did he know about the incoming taint!

When a couple of blasphemes,
They were up to no good.
Started causing trouble in his priest-hood.
He got into one little debate with God, and got scared,
He said "You're moving with my buddy Luci downstairs."

He whistled for a hearse and when it came near,
The demonic surroundings filled him with fear.
He thought that if anything, this place was s**t!
But hey forget it, let's hear some Brit Brit!

He pulled up to his office 'bout 1347, or 8
The spawns of hell had sealed his fate.
By capturing souls, he'd find his retrieval.
Soon he learn that money's a root of all evil.

(Credit to Ultimate Baku
Also see 'Gotta Reap em All')

Radix malorum est cupiditas


Comments/Towns will be in character nearly 100% of the time. OOC in PM.
Despite what it may seem like, Deme is a srs character.

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Ultimate Baku Report | 09/11/2014 4:26 pm
Ultimate Baku
Everyone make some noise for M.C. Ultimate B!!

Time for a rematch, you pesky little devil!
But since you don’t know proper English, I’ll get down to your level!

First thing’s first: When it comes to my mom, don’t bother!
Ain’t no Maury that will ever say “Hey Dem, you’re the father!”

But that is a good thing since you’d teach the kids all wrong,
So fix up your suspenders and re-adjust your thong,
And make like the “All Demon Rejects” and move that a** along.
Oh and while you’re at it, improve your tastes in song!

“Oh Baku don’t go there, my love for music is abundant!”
As if liking ~both~ Nicki and Iggy is anything but redundant!

To quote Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged, you don’t stand “a ghost of a chance.”
And I don’t mean your girlfriend, so keep those suspends hooked to yo’ pants.

Now watch me change my style,
To the classic abab theme.
It will be worth my while,
Seeing all your fan-girls scream.

To address your love of Barbossa,
The crap is seriously weird!
No wonder you lost Roza,
You kept talking ‘bout his beard.

And your love for Gwen Stefani,
Makes everyone shed a tear.
Bubble Pop Electric?
More like Shocked I can still hear!

At least you’ve got good taste in shows,
I really enjoyed that Psych!
But any other taste of yours blows,
Brit-Brit? Take a hike!

I know you like Shakespeare like no other,
So let me explain my immortal “rub.”
Don’t even think ‘bout my sweet mother!
She sure don’t want no $crub.

Just give up yo’ job to be a cutler,
no wait, here’s something better instead.
Someone better ring up Butler,
‘cause my raps just dumped a bucket of water over your head.

And I don’t care if peeps be hatin’,
‘Cause my raps make me a real playa’!
So you go ahead and bow to Satan,
Me? I’m gonna’ go and worship Kreia!

Now don’t go crying yet,
Cause I am soooo on a roll!
Now’s the time to break a sweat,
And forfeit to me *YOUR* soul!

See, my pick-up lines are ‘illin,
Yo’ suspends are mood-killin’!
So you go on and find the Black Pearl.
I’ll be chillin’ with the Dark Magician Girl.

There is no need to fret,
nor to resort to asking for help from the Pope.
Just head over to the “Marquette”
and buy yourself some #Hope.

But in the end, I still think you’re cool!
Even though you’re quite a fool!
This was hard, I really did try!
Did you notice me, Dem-pai?! biggrin

Six Mekhane Report | 08/14/2014 3:37 pm
Six Mekhane
MOTHERFU--I knew I shouldn't have even bothered sayin' sorry to you! I'm here tryin' to deal with potentially being possessed by an angry d**k-punching spirit and you wanna scam me?! ******** you!

Go ahead and write your dumb letter, I don't care! s**t, last time I try doin' summat nice for you...
Six Mekhane Report | 08/14/2014 12:49 am
Six Mekhane
DUDE I'm so sorry--I mean I still don't like you, but like, d**k punching is a pretty shitty thing to do, no matter what.

I swear I don't know what came over me, for a second I just completely blanked out and had no control over my body! I didn't even realize I had done it until after. Is that normal???
Well whatever--my bad, I guess you can get a one-time free VIP spot at the nightclub I work at to make up for it. Just pretend you don't know me and don't hassle people for souls.
Sospel Report | 07/30/2014 10:57 pm
I'm not going to make some sort of stupid deal with a devil to become an immortal, plaid-panted pantywaist like you, Deme~
Sospel Report | 07/30/2014 10:50 pm
I've been looting clergymen and others since before I met you, hmph!
Sospel Report | 07/30/2014 10:37 pm
I've actually been to a lot of churches. Holy-types are good for their coin~
Sospel Report | 07/30/2014 10:34 pm
... <w<

*Removes said canteen and shakes it at him*
Sospel Report | 07/30/2014 10:08 pm
Right, next you'll be asking if my canteen has holy water in it, or throwing pepper over your shoulder.
Sospel Report | 07/30/2014 9:10 pm
... What's that about?
Sospel Report | 07/30/2014 8:32 pm


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