AboutI'm a taurean bassist with a sexy five string all black NJ Series BC Rich Warlock (you want it don't you!) I don't actually know what my favorite colour is, it's between purple and red (since black isn't actually a colour it's an abscene of colour). Feel free to add me if you have a good sense of humour, if you're a hateful chav however, don't bother harassing me, I get enough of that down at the podium!!! About 2% of chavs are nice though, so feel free to add me if you are, but if you're part of the 98% that goes round terrorising innocent people, then leave me the hell alone... GRRR!!! I'm normal
For those of you who aren't English and therefore probably don't know what a chav is, let me explain:
They travel in massive groups as this makes them feel tougher. They intimidate people who look different to them. They have no problem with shooting/stabbing somebody to death just for the hell of it. They claim benefits that don't belong to them and spend it all on cheap, nasty cider. The female chavs are usually sexually active by the time they're 10 and have their children during their secondary school years. (Oh, did I mention they spend their child benefits on cider too? Why the hell else would they have children? For the joys of being a parent?!) As a result, they have their little chav hearts (assuming that they have hearts or souls) on getting a council flat as they now have children. Chav's children usually become chavs, beginning with them being the playschool bully then it gradually worsens from there and thus the cycle of chavs continues...
So there you have it. Chavs are basically modern day chromagnums, the end.
Art I've recieved.
The lovely Carcer made this for me during the 2008 hallowe'en event. I was a dark elf. Obviously.
mountainashes made me this quickie art. I her.
My friend Vlad Luna made this freebie for me. Even though I'm in blue it's still awesome.
A portrait of myself and previous clanmates. Aww yeah.
It's an exquisite picture and was well worth the wait. Thankyou to Priya for purchasing it, and thankyou to the artists for working so hard.
This beautiful piece was drawn for me by La Femme De La Morte.
mountainashes made me a dolly!
Birthday art from an allied clan. Love it.
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