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Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Hello darlings! <3 Just kiddin! haha!
My name is Dei
I'm a Gamer girl! My favorite game is the punisher. AND Pokemon! I don't care what anyone says pokemon is still awesome, well at least the original 150 are. XD
I'm in French II this year and after that I'm not doing it again, haha. Too confusing I have a hard enough time with english. haha.
I'm an Anime Geek to the Max. My favorites are Bleach and Kuroshitsuji {Black butler} Grelle, obviously, Is my favorite from Black butler.
Oh yea... I almost forgot, I do give donations but not if you beg so. XP
KKayz wel thats about it so Bye bye!

* * * * FRIENDS * * * * Fake friends: Never ask for food. True friends: are the reasons you have no food. Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!" Fake friends: never seen you cry. True friends: cry with you Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. Fake friends: know a few things about you. True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. Fake friends: Would knock on your front door. True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" Fake friends: Are for a while. True friends: Are for life. Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." Fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. True friends: Will knock them the f**k out Fake friends: Will read this. True friends: Will steal this, just like I did XD


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"Erst wenn die wolken schlafengehn, Kann man uns am Himmel sehn, Wir haben angst und sind allein" ~"Engel" Rammstein


Total Value: 1,467,374 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
Onyx and Ivory Trapeze
Apprentice Charm~got it~
Elemental Hair
Strawberry Sundae Sweets
Mana Seed