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Those gaiaborn under the Spurca constellation know how to enjoy life. What matters most to them is that they're having fun in all that they do. They aren't always the sharpest tools in the shed, but they have a good time in all that they do. Childlike in nature, it's nearly impossible to hold their attention for long periods of time. Many would find this trait annoying, but equally as many find it endearing. They often speak their minds without thinking about other people's feelings, but they're also not the type to deliberately offend. They often bare grudges against people who've belittled them, and they never quit first in an argument.
Time for some random quotes!!
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.
so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?
when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over
smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!
therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
i used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone
if asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your a**, why are they named the way they are?
i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there
the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
tell the truth and run
if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out...Go me for pointing out the obvious!)
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder
everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends
I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
When in doubt, make up words!
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!
You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!
Come to the dark side, we have cookies!
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! (Awesome!!)
the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!)
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, a*****e!
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
Do not take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure