AboutI am an old woman, this site is full o' youngin's. I have been legally allowed to drink for a few years now. That is how old.
I liked all the bands you listen to before they got popular. But now that you listen to them they suck.
If there was a way to make money by falling up the stairs or walking into walls, I would be a bajillionaire.
I believe that unicorns are real but they've just gone into hiding. They're not stupid. They know what we're at, and are just waiting until we wipe ourselves out. Drink more alcohol, it's the least you can do for the unicorns.
If I combined my three favourite foods, the world would finally be able to experience sushi pizza flavoured ice cream.
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Miranda's Real Life Crap
Not for the feeble-minded. Unless they bring treats, then they can come as much as they want.
this is meh.
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