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It's not fence sitting, it's choosing not to choose.

Whether it's being pissed at both sides of the coin, opting for a third side to the coin, or just wanting that damn coin to die, I am often in the middle of most arguments.

I guess I was born with a heart full of neutrality. smilies/icon_surprised.gif

Random Jeremy Factoids

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True to the Ego that me and Matt Hardy share, I shall post random factoids of myself here.

More to come

Jeremy loves Italian food
Jeremy is really godly with Geometry
Jeremy is an addict of avi art
Jeremy works!
Jeremy is allergic to Strawberries
Jeremy still eats them...
Jeremy is bored as he is typing this
Jeremy is NOT obsessed
Jeremy is just a 'fan', of most hair bands
Jeremy likes the following animes: Bleach, Trinity Blood, FMA, and Blood Plus.
Jeremy loves recommendations to new anime to watch
Jeremy reads. Often.
Jeremy watches for people to change, then he points it out...
Jeremy's ego will consume us all!
Jeremy has been hearbroken 3 5 s**t I forgot how many times...
Jeremy is used to it at this point.
Jeremy has never had to use court terms out of court
Jeremy once won a game of 21 with tips only
Jeremy once intercepted a football and proceeded to make the TD
Jeremy is good with his feet
Jeremy is not so good with his hands.
Jeremy loves comments on anything.
Jeremy reads his comments every day.
Jeremy loves to see people's reactions when they get a gift.
Jeremy considers it the ultimate 'thank you'
Jeremy goes for THREEEE
Jeremy's musical interests include the likes of Metallica, Korn, and whatever's on my autoplay at the moment.
Jeremy theorizes that alot of music could be liked more of the fans werent twats
Jeremy feels like Number One
Jeremy is into all sorts of music
Jeremy has a Myspace! Here!
Jeremy is utterly insane.
Jeremy uses the term 'bitchin' alot
Jeremy also uses 'Dipshit' alot
Jeremy's birthday is shared with Rob Zombie
Jeremy's birthday was almost the same as Yakov's
Jeremy's friends usually act crazy, like he does!
Jeremy has been shot at at least once
Jeremy has been robbed three times
Jeremy is an English Master.
Jeremy is also a Pokemon Master
Jeremy is also a Saxophone Master
Jeremy is good at transcribing music from instrument to instrument
Jeremy can dance, sorta..
Jeremy can not be fully emo. Ever.
Jeremy can go on like this forever.
Jeremy has coined the phrase 'Forever Endeavor'
Jeremy thinks it sounds like 'Forever and ever'
Jeremy can never get over somebody, unless there's a replacement..
Jeremy's BFF is Luna. We're like siblings. XD
Jeremy's lost love is the Saxophone smilies/icon_gonk.gif
Jeremy believes that his owning a saxophone can bring about world peace
Jeremy just joined a guild full of DESU / DOOM freaks. smilies/icon_4laugh.gif
Jeremy has a 'mexifro'. It has been confused for a Sexifro
Jeremy is expecting a hoss to arrive in San Antonio soon...
Jeremy has a wide array of friends from all over the globe..
Jeremy suspects some of them of being Extra-Terrestrials

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Last Login: 10/25/2016 6:41 pm

Registered: 11/29/2005

Gender: Male

Location: Too far...

Birthday: 01/12/1989

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Dont Worry Kids, The Quotes Are Under My Comments

Don't get me wrong. I still believe in (most of) the Blue Essay below - I just have a better way to word it now.

If you'd like to know more about me, just send me a line. PM, Gaia IM, I don't care. Find me out, talk to me. I enjoy conversations.

16-18 year old me Wrote:

How do you describe someone like me?
The Pretty Blue Essay

I'm not the biggest, the strongest, or the fastest. I'm the smartest.

I can tell you exactly what you need to hear, even if it isnt true. I can also tell you what you should be doing, instead of what you are doing. I'm a very straightforward person, and I rarely need much of a reason to start making friends, or enemies, for that matter.

I've always thought that I was a pretty smart cookie, especially for being in my surroundings. Typically, I am easy going, level headed, and a good person to hang out with.

Sometimes I think I am at least partially autistic, because I'm always in my own little zone. I think too hard about things, and block myself off from whoever's around me. I usually debunk myself eventually, but sometimes it's there.

I am a damn good con artist. I can lie to get what I want, I can (but dont) cheat. I mostly do this at the workplace, and it's mostly petty s**t anyway. But my poker face is better than Peter Griffin's. I have a way with words that prevents me from stammering in pressure situations. I can keep a face straight enough to get by, and I can brag about it to people who wont sell me out. I win.

I'm not straightedge by any stretch of the imagination, but I wont do anything just to do it. This includes drugs, or anything of the sort. I have to have a DAMN good reason. Glaucoma, for example. smilies/icon_xd.gif

I have a wonderful girlfriend, even though I despise when people write this. I mean, I hate when people are like 'ZOMG I LOVE THIS CHICK SHES GONNA BE MY WIFEY!!!!!~' and rant and rave like they're the only one with someone special. So, I'll leave it at that. She's wonderful. smilies/icon_3nodding.gif

And there she went. Oh well.
Holy s**t I really am cold. >.>

I hate people who have this aura like their s**t doesnt stink. I also hate cutters. Not hate as in 'They've made a stupid decision in their life, they are able to be fixed', I mean hate as in 'No. Go away. Now.'

I'm very nonviolent. If a fight does break out, I'm either watching, or finishing it off. No, that's not my ego talking. I'm really good at fighting. I just dont like fighting. Sure, I fight dirty, but I'm all about winning, not losing. Even if that means busted up kneecaps.

And, of course, my ego is enormous. Ask Lunaris. I have a really large ego, only dwarfed, my lower regions.

*Expects a 'Yeah, he really does'*

Soon, I hope, I'll be going to a bigger and better job. Same company, better pay. I go where the money is. Not because I'm greedy, because I have a family to support. No, I dont have kids, but I might as well.

My RL Quest:
A Car
A new computer [/list]

As you can see on the left panel, I am fascinated with avi art. Give me some! Please?

Music is pretty much my life, and anyone who knows me knows this for fact. I used to play the sax before I got canned.

I bring up music alot because people seem to like the musician me. I havent played in a couple years but damnit I can still rock the sax!

My music interests are pretty broad, despite what SOME people might think. I can get into just about any music scene if the music and the lyrics are good.

Whatever is on my autoplay usually reflects this.

I firmly believe that any music can be liked, but fans are a major deterant to my enjoying music. If the fans are asshats, then I wont listen to it. Or, like I have with AFI, Panic, and Avenged Sevenfold, I'll force myself to warm up to it, and forget what the fans think/say.

I really hate bands in which women go 'OMGZ HEZ LIEK SO HAWT!!!~' in every other comment about them. They're not there for you to undress them mentally, they're there to send a message. Or they're supposed to be. Music isnt about looks.

About a year and a half into working, I've noticed something.

People suck.

To make it easy:

To be stroked threefold
Smart people
People who know what they want
lolcats, for whatever reason
The Open Minded
Wrestling (Man-Opera FT f'n W!)
Various styles of music
Clashing styles coming together
MARKING THE ******** OUT~!


Perhaps you want to know more about me?

Talk to me on a messanger. I dont mind.

AIM: jcrew9000
Yahoo: ramirezjeremy2000

I'm usually on.

Read my journal here


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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Report | 04/29/2012 6:35 am
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic
Uh, sure then. xd
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Report | 04/28/2012 10:38 pm
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic
It'll be another day before I can get on IM again. If there's anything you need to say urgently, it's probably best done via PM. ._.
Teratophilia Report | 04/19/2012 4:09 pm
I do that too but only one song at a time.

I want to make playlists but I'm too lazy for that hurr.

Although I have noticed I change my profile song at least twice a week.

3 times if I'm in a uber indecisive mood or somethin'. :B
Teratophilia Report | 04/19/2012 12:03 pm

I have lots of music that I want on there at some point and even though I know people stick around to read my profile and look at my silly pictures but Im lazy and dont want to make a youboob playlist. lolol
Teratophilia Report | 04/17/2012 3:50 pm
1) Because she is a fabulous b***h. I relate most to that. TEEHEE. For me, it's really a toss-up between Twilight and Rarity. I always thought most people liked Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy though....
2) I turned my IM thingy to away~ I was busy at the time but I forgot to change it back~
Teratophilia Report | 04/16/2012 5:19 pm
It's a magical thing, the Internet.

I always feel perplexed when people who are on the internet say their bored and can't find anything to do.

Like, it's THE INTERNET. Boundless activities and options, yo'.
Teratophilia Report | 04/16/2012 4:47 pm
Real Life is okay for the moment. I'm a little stressed out and sort of out of it.

Internet Life is awesome though. Always makes me feel better about the day I just went through.
Bicerin Report | 04/16/2012 4:27 pm
Haha. c:
Bicerin Report | 04/16/2012 4:23 pm
Are you Mr. Jeremy?
Bicerin Report | 04/16/2012 4:20 pm
Hi there. c:

A Living Quotionary

Oompa Loompa dupity do, I've got a stoner story for you.
Oompa Loompa stupid Spanky, should've smartened up and cleaned out his pee.
What do you get when you smoke hella weed?
Future endeavored as you're picking up speed.
What do you do when you're out of a job?
Maybe you should've tried to smoke less you slob.
Best of luck in ROH TNA!

Oompa Loompa dupity loser, disappoint fans like a self-absorbed user.
Maybe next time you'll think beforehand, and try harder to impress Mr. McMahon!

alex says:
"Life's a b***h. Wanna prove yourself to be strong? Take all life has to give you, never let it overcome you and bring you down. Grab it by the horns, and fight back, show 'em who's stronger, b***h"

Decavolt says:
Overcome the odds, Cena style!

D says:
Kozlov in all actuality, was only boo'd because he was foreign
D says:
If he was an American who spoke in perfect English, he probably would get the Taz treatment
Jerectavolty says:

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/Undertaker does a chokeslam




Bobb Heenan: WHAT THE ******** IS HE DOING?

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Mike Adamle: Amazing move by the Overmaker!

Mike Tenay: OH s**t IT'S VINCE RUSSO

Lee Marshall: IT'S TIME FOR THE <span class="skype_pnh_print_container_1339674422">1-800-COLLECT</span><span skype_menu_props="{'numberToCall':'+18002655328' , 'isFreecall':false, 'isMobile':false, 'isRtl':false}" onmouseout="SkypeClick2Call.MenuInjectionHandler.hideMenu(event);" onmouseover="SkypeClick2Call.MenuInjectionHandler.showMenu(this, event);" tabindex="-1" dir="ltr" class="skype_pnh_container"><span class="skype_pnh_mark"> begin_of_the_skype_highlighting</span> <span dir="ltr" class="skype_pnh_highlighting_inactive_common"><img class="skype_pnh_logo_img" src="chrome://skype_ff_extension/skin/numbers_button_skype_logo.png"><span class="skype_pnh_free_text_span">FREE </span><span class="skype_pnh_text_span">1-800-COLLECT</span></span> <span class="skype_pnh_mark">end_of_the_skype_highlighting</span></span> ROAD REPORT

Twilight Tokyo Rose Wrote:
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Matt Hardy sucks. Razor Ramon sucks. John Marston sucks. Rey Mysterio sucks. Hitoshi Tanahashi sucks. Edge sucks. Ace Steel sucks. Everyone sucks.




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Your gun is aimed at Cookie.


It's not a hate crime if my gun is pointing at another white person.

...err well.... if he were black it'd be a hate crime.

Anyways I'm going to bed.
Cookie is Hispanic, so it would be a hate crime.

No, it's more of a hate crime for the omnisexuality.
Hell, it's just a hate crime all around. I guess Reg is just racist, homophobic, and an a*****e.

Goddammit, Reg, you're just a horrible person. D:<
Let's go have hatesex somewhere. D:<

Elemental Draconis Wrote:
Al Torrenz Wrote:
Holy s**t, you are absolutely repulsive. I couldn't find your person any more aggravating.

What do you think people do on Gaia? Did you think people actually consider avatars some sort of artistic expression? Or a job? What is this fantasy culture you are hating on? People do this s**t for fun. An outlet for creative energy or just a way to fight boredom. You're oozing venom as if people who take interest in making pretty avatars are some sort of human underdog incapable of appreciating actual art or spending their time on solely lucrative things, and they just took a s**t all over you.

And what's with your retardedly hypocritical attitude? You're all 'bluuh I don't give a s**t about pixels or your opinion' and yet you're not shy to spout hate and get all defensive about your mindset. You make insulting statements out of nowhere and then dare misinterpretate my notion of mild disapproval as some sort of personal attack! When did I try to shove my opinion down your throat? I have never threatened you, your opinion or your obviously twisted sight on this world (up to this point, just in case you didn't realize). In fact, I was just redeeming the very right to keep and voice my own opinion.

You disgust me. This is my opinion about you. Feel free to prove me right with another pretentiously apathic response. BLUUUH INTERNET BLUUUUUUUUH

In dolphin, this is "Kikiki-kiiiikiki-kiiiikiiiikikikiki

Shane-Cheshner Wrote:
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TtheHero Wrote:

*grabs someone and does a Double Rolling Ball Attack into an enemy*

the phone
the phone is ringing
the phone, we'll be right there!
there's an animal in trouble
there's an animal in trouble
there's an animal in trouble somewhere
*animal's situation*
it's an animal, something's wrong
this is serious! we have to help it
lets save the animal! lets save the animal!
Winnie, Tuck, and Ming Ming too
we're Wonderpets and we'll help you
what's gonna work? TEEEEEEAMWORK
what's gonna work? TEEEEEEAMWORK

...I don't remember the rest.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana phone!


Also, fix'd

******** man ily

Entirely by memory. emotion_smilies/icon_awesomeface.gif

And that is why you are awesome.

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Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world

Took a midnight train goin' anywhere

Just a city boy

Born and raised in south Detroit San Antone

He Took A midnight Train goin' anywhere

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Some stay dry and others feel the pain.
Ohio's agriculture's based on grains.
Husky Harris goes home today.
Darren Young gets beat down all day.

Evil Penguin Overlord Wrote:
>line in the sand

Twilight Tokyo Rose Wrote:
I thought it was spelled Rhyno

C-C-C-C-Copyright Laws!

vik stryker Wrote:
Decavolty Wrote:
Captain Jeff Wrote:
Decavolty Wrote:
*Insert Crying Bigshow here*

Every week, hundreds of thousands of Big Shows, just like this one, are overlooked for more potential jobbers to Triple H. Big Shows can be anything you want them to be. The gentle giant, the moonsaulting badass, the dominant champion.

Please. Think of the Big Shows.

Damnit, if my late night TV viewing is interrupted by another one of these freakin' "Save the Big Shows" commercials I'M GONNA...

... wait, what?

Vash_the_Rampage Wrote:

Woah, all caps, but so true. smilies/icon_3nodding.gif

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thanks lawl
............Vik your being raped
I checked my orifices and I can safely say this is not the case.

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And you still owe me a bike! smilies/burning_eyes.gif
And some resolution to your romantic tension!
Go ******** your cheerleaders, Gary. I'm gonna go find me some water Pokemon.
"Gary, Gary, he can score! Too bad Misty is a whore! Her pokemon all fight like crap! On top of that, she has the clap!"

Ash, come be a man and beat him up!
Come on, Misty, we both know you usually have more balls in your hands than Ash has period. You're asking the wrong guy.

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Well, sooner or later someone had to do this. What two game characters would you like to crossover? It's like that Spyro and Crash game where Crash is in Spyro's world and Spyro's in Crash's world. Personally, I'd like Zelda and Star Fox. Having Arwings flying across Hyrule and Zelda riding his horse in Cornelia. To me, that would be cool. But getting back to the topic, what two game characters would you like to see switch worlds?

Get out.


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What? So I may or may not have...had a crush on him

I aint got anything against you for having a crush on Shane ^^

Well look at that face...that's a face you can trust
( b' ' )b
*strokes beard to last 2 comments*

Allegro Wrote:
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[Twlight] just SCREAMS scene kid. It angers me.


*Puts next poster through a table and stomps off

If there were ever a movie that deserved to be MST3K'd

*is put through a table* ********. smilies/icon_gonk.gif

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That's exactly why I use a password on my computer, and since no one in my family knows a damn thing about history, I use historical obscurity for my passwords.

If someone came to me, drunk as a hobo, asking to look for porn, I would have sent him to youtube and given him a screamer video just so I could see his reaction. smilies/icon_twisted.gif



CrazyRob Wrote:
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Wow, when I first saw Maryse, I thought she was a total babe, but when she stared talking my d**k immediately retracted into my pelvis.
I have the opposite reaction. I'd actually prefer her with her mouth open so that way she can more easily su*gets shot*

R.I.P. CrazyRob smilies/icon_crying.gif

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UnstoppableX Wrote:
yo Decavolty, you said that 09 has thumbtacks? how and where?

It's been kindasorta confirmed that it is wii-only, although I'm not sure if it really is.

What I did was play a match and pick up the ring steps. Nine times out of ten it shows up. May or may not be ER/No DQ only, I dunno.

All I know is it's very satisfying dropping someone in them.

this requires much research through trial and error of gameplay... Jimmy Wang is goin down...

CrazyRob Wrote:
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*they can be the new London/Kendrick*

They're just fun to watch!

They could win the tag team heavyweight championships!

They've got no chance in hell!


For me to poop on.

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What does WWE's kid friendly approach have to do with sending Ziggler back to FCW? His gimmick is shaking hands, oooh, how edgy and adult!


- Raw star Dolph Ziggler has been sent back to the FCW developmental territory whilst WWE reassess his character's direction. Initially the gimmick was meant to have an adult twist to it, but now WWE is a PG, they are unsure of where to take it.

........How do you give an adult twist to that? Is he gonna pull a Snitsky and have a hand fetish?

Still, like Questions said, doesn't got much to do with Braddock. Hell, I didn't even know he HAD a gimmick until now.

Dolph Ziggler Wrote:
Hi, I'm Dolph Ziggler. Now that we've been introduced, let's have intercourse.


You know, it sorta makes sense to me that the character might get adult in some capacity, considering the name is similar to Mark Wahlberg's character's porn name in Boogie Nights...

But yeah, I'm not sure where they would be going with that gimmick.

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I don't know... it almost seemed like the SS match was the closing point of the Edge/UT feud. Maybe this show was their way of wrapping up everything with La Familia as well.
I don't know what else they'd have Undertaker involved in, if he's not going to be in the Scramble (still hate that match name smilies/icon_gonk.gif). Unless, like previously mentioned, someone is getting knocked out of the match and UT is going to replace them.

Taker/Vickie Casket Match?
I'm looking forward to this Smackdown. Even if it only lasts until Unforgiven, yay for a different WWE title scene.

Sure, just take Yokozuka vs. Undertaker casket match, replace Yokozuna with Vickie... I hardly think there will be a real big difference.
Except for the fact that i just thought of something really vile and disgusting if Taker was trapped in the "casket" with Vickie...smilies/icon_gonk.gif

I think a joke comparing Vickie in a casket to her husband would be much more vile. smilies/icon_ninja.gif

El Winnie Wrote:
Decavolty Wrote:
FCW Title -> Tag Titles -> IC Title -> US Title -> ECW Title -> WWE/WH Champions - > CMLL Campeon De Pesos Pesados


link_to_the_past Wrote:
My friends call me Hadouken, cause I'm down right fierce!

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I just hope the Steel Asylum is the only stip match on the card...

I'd bust a lung lawling comment, but as a fangirl, I know the value of dreaming.
I will dream the fools dream, even though I know it will come crashing down like Shockmaster through a wall...

vik stryker Wrote:
Jahinske-san Wrote:
WWE released the official promotional poster for No Mercy PPV.

We wish it luck in all it's future endeavors.

Kiao Rayne Wrote:
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Mistress de Kaye Wrote:
ilu long tyme

*takes Viagra*
ilu even longer tyme
Viagra lasts for 4 hours at a time. On the other hand, a woman can last all night long smilies/icon_wink.gif
Not when that woman's spent an hour with the genetic freak the big bad booty daddy! The key's to make them pass out from delight and pure extacy that only freakzilla the nightly thrilla can give them. If you play your cards right you too can see the big dipper at night. Hollar if ya hear me! smilies/wahmbulance.gif
They dont pass out in ecstasy... They pass out because they are being crushed by a big git like you who doesn't know what he is doing! Those poor little things... I wonder how many had a broken pelvis after your stupidity...

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Kiski Wrote:

@Betman: Baby, sweetie- you know you're the only one for me... but I just can't get everything I need from just a man, you know? Or just, you know, one man and one woman? We're still cool, right, baby?
Yeah, baby, we cool. Just...get tested and let me join in next time with the Orphie.
You can join in if you take back what you said about my v****a... And I'll praise your p***s forevermore.
All right then, I take back what I said. You have a wonderful v****a and a very normal clitoris.
Alright. You have a normal p***s that does not look like a v****a and you may join in my and Kiski's outings.

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Rokkr Wrote:
..So what the ******** is "Mickie James Roast Beef" supposed to mean anyway?
I get it's probably Innuendo but what's it for?

It's an innuendo for p***y

But I've never heard my cat referred to as "Roast Beef" before?


*ruckin' funs*

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Benoit. Wow. He was pretty damn good. Standing Toe to toe with some of the best and coming out on top took some skill. He showed it every time he was in the ring. Whether it was using his technical prowess to break out of damn near anything, or countering a splash with the Crossface, it was always cool to watch.
The murder? I honestly don't care. Benoit was my Favorite Wrestler. Period. Its easy for me to look past his final days and look at the career that I watched for years. Of Course, there's always my friends, making fun of me for staying with him((They eventually came up with the "I Did Not Kill My Family Song", with the lyrics matched up with "Whatever" )). I'm mostly pissed that no future wrestling fans will know him, seeing as he's had his records stripped from history.
Benoit. Greatest Ever? No. Forever remembered for his career by his true fans? Damn Straight.

Yeah, I guess there's nothing wrong with liking Benoit, despite the murders. Even Charles Manson, Jeffery Dahmer, and Hannibal Lector have their fans. People even cheer for heels in wrestling. *shrugs*

One of these is not like the otherrrrrr.... lalala.

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kennychesneyfan Wrote:
Orton is out and I'm sooooo glad, he is a F'ing idiot, butt ugly, and overrated. I like Rey Mysterio as Cena's replacement in the scramble, but one of these days he is going to be permanently injured playing with the superheavyweights. Bradshaw is an arrogant, egotistical, hypocritical SOB, and right now I don't like Batista's attitude, he is very self-righteous. They push Kane, but why since he is held back at the last minute? So that means CM Punk is the winner of the RAW scramble.

******** you, you're a horrible person, I hope you get hit by something heavy.


Rokkr Wrote:
vik stryker Wrote:
Twilight Tokyo Rose Wrote:
Decavolty Wrote:
My a** is twice as magnificent than Doi's a** could ever fathom to be! smilies/icon_mad.gif



You never know... it could be. smilies/icon_xd.gif
Prove it.
..You heard me.

Captain Jeff Wrote:
Jordy Blaze Wrote:
Isn't this another repeat thread?
On topic: I second, or third, for that matter the idea of the mask in the bag.

Yes but the other threads aren't alive but dead.

Twilight Tokyo Rose Wrote:
....And being the genius I am, I JUST got the AIDS thing.

vik stryker Wrote:

Also, if I won the lottery, I'd hire Ric Flair to appear at my job and give my boss the news.
"He ain't comin' back! WOOOOOO!"

Kiao Angel Raide Wrote:
Decavolty Wrote:
Kiao Angel Raide Wrote:
Decavolty Wrote:
Kiao Angel Raide Wrote:
Decavolty Wrote:

Who do you think you are, Katie Lea?
Nah.... Wouldn't mind having some fun with her though...

Who wouldnt?

I didnt say 'Who Better'...
Oh wait...

Generalissimo Takada Wrote:
o0 Mickie James 0o Wrote:
Stalemate_TheHelixEdge Wrote:
lilhypa1 Wrote:
I Always Thought Bulma & Vegeta Were Soo Wrong...
Would you rather have Bulma and Piccolo?

Nameks are equipped? smilies/icon_neutral.gif

If they can stretch their arms, they can stretch their--...

Beowulf Kadmus Wrote:
Lightning God [Decavolt] Wrote:

For shame! smilies/icon_blaugh.gif

I may be bi-sexual but I am definitely not flaming.

katern Wrote:
Antique Nickel Wrote:
Lynx Raven Raide Wrote:
Detective L Lawliett Wrote:
I really don't see why Jericho had to stop being the entertainer. I don't mind him being a heel, but I miss his old crazy, and funny promo style. I mean his new gimmick, the I'm to good for the fans thing, is so overdone. I do now why they did it, I just think that it was a bad idea. They were trying to push him as a heel for awhile, but because of his whole gimmick, he remained popular, so they changed his gimmick to make him much less likable. I miss likable heels. WWE has about 3 likable heels, Morrison, Kendrick, and Edge, and Edge is only likable again since friday, he could flip-flop anytime.
5 words, matey, 5 words:
You 1 aren't 2 supposed 3 to 4 like 5 heels 6.


Freakshow88 Wrote:
Da Bronx Wrote:
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say it ain't so! s**t this fool done went out his mind if this is fo real. a jesus tatoo? a tramp stamp? rock you is mad trippin dogg. ever since you got divorced your heads just not the same kid. shiiit. call a mo friggin sychiatrist fo yo a** dog!

I say old chap, has The Rock really received a a tattoo on the upper part of his posterior? Blasphemy! You must be daffy! Not so long since you divorced, you have been acting quite queer. Elementary dear Watson. I suggest you find psychiatric help before you go wacko!


"...Big Show puts over his One Night Stand injury and his number one contendership for the "ECW" belt. He starts to put over Kane, but Mizark interrupts to act like a big jerk. They should put him in the match and make it a triple threat. It'd be like the Wrestlemania XX main event in bizzarro world. It's what IWC smarks watch on an endless loop when they die and go to hell. Big Show challenges big Mark, right here-right now style, but Henry hotfoots it."

Matt Striker Wrote:
We have Bam Neely, the former Border Patrol agent, now a hired bodyguard for Chavo Guerrero. There's a border joke in there somewhere, but I wont touch it.

Decavolty Wrote:
Twilight Tokyo Rose Wrote:
vik stryker Wrote:
Cytoplasmic Wolf Wrote:
Cytoplasmic Wolf Wrote:
smilies/icon_talk2hand.gif I don't think TTR will be punching anyone in the throat and if she does I would pay to see her get punched back!smilies/icon_pirate.gif

OMG! WIN! ILU Cytoplasmic Wolf! smilies/icon_rofl.gif smilies/icon_heart.gifsmilies/icon_4laugh.gif
Who are you? *strokes beard*

Random clone character? Hatred for TTR? Strange man-crush on CrazyRob?


*MARKS THE ******** OUT*

"Is my p***s lazor supposed to shoot red lazors?"
"'s not supposed to be a p***s lazor..."
"It's not?"
"Oh. OK! smilies/icon_blaugh.gif"

"Forever Endeavor - My Life's A War, Forever and Ever"

Axl says:
Blaziken and Ditto need to hurry up and make sexytime. Ditto still needs time with Monferno! D<<<<

Raw is Decavolty says:
Hashire Kazemeijin says:
This one is too small. *Tosses back*
Ribbin says:
That's what she said
Wylr says:
Raw is Decavolty says:

(2:57:15 PM) MrRandomlicious: !!!!!!
(2:57:16 PM) SuperstarBlaze: *MANSEXED?!*
(2:57:21 PM) MrRandomlicious: WTF MAN?!
(2:57:26 PM) SuperstarBlaze: ....
(2:57:27 PM) MrRandomlicious: *MANSEXED?!*


(7:44:32 AM) Heelish Tactics: Probably the greatest canadian wrestler..ever
(7:44:50 AM) Sarjie: Holy s**t, Lance Storm?!
(7:44:57 AM) Heelish Tactics: NO


(3:23:21 PM) Sarjie: I have room for about one more person...
(3:23:24 PM) SuperstarBlaze: ME
(3:23:27 PM) MrRandomlicious: MY AVI
(3:23:27 PM) SuperstarBlaze: MEMEME
(3:23:30 PM) SuperstarBlaze: MEMEMEEMEMEME
(3:23:30 PM) MrRandomlicious: D=<
(3:23:32 PM) SuperstarBlaze: MEMEMEMEEMEMEM
(3:23:33 PM) SuperstarBlaze: ME
(3:23:35 PM) SuperstarBlaze: ME
(3:23:36 PM) Mechajaclan: NO, DO CRAZYROB
(3:23:37 PM) SuperstarBlaze: ME
(3:23:39 PM) MrRandomlicious: MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME
(3:23:39 PM) MrRandomlicious: ..
(3:23:40 PM) SuperstarBlaze: NO, ME
(3:23:44 PM) SuperstarBlaze: I SAID ME FIRST.
(3:23:46 PM) MrRandomlicious: YOU WANT HIM TO DO ROB?!
(3:23:47 PM) SuperstarBlaze: >smilies/icon_surprised.gif


Count Murmur says:
Joseph needs to come to my house.
Count Murmur says:
And get the HURT put on him.
jºşėþĦ† says:
Indeed I do

(3:11:01 AM) Jahinske: ouch
(3:11:08 AM) Jahinske: I hit my knee on my bed
(3:11:12 AM) Jahinske: then I went to lay down
(3:11:17 AM) Decavolty: Tard. XD
(3:11:18 AM) Jahinske: and then I hit my head on my contoller
(3:11:24 AM) Decavolty: ...
(3:11:26 AM) Jahinske: then I got up and I stubbed my toe on the chair
(3:11:36 AM) Jahinske: and then I came to sit down and sat on a cd case.
(3:11:40 AM) Decavolty: Dude. Lay the ******** down.

[Phil] says:

Buddha_Cat says:
since none of you stinkers will multi man me
Hashire Kazemeijin says:
I'm still here!
Raw is Decavolty says:
Might as well go all the way
Buddha_Cat says:
Oh lord
Buddha_Cat says:
I should have said multbrawled, shouldnt I?
Raw is Decavolty says:
Buddha_Cat says:
it's going in where?
Buddha_Cat says:
Raw is Decavolty says:
That's up to you, baby smilies/icon_wink.gif
Buddha_Cat says:
Buddha_Cat says:
Buddha_Cat says:
Buddha_Cat says:
Buddha_Cat says:
Raw is Decavolty says:
Buddha_Cat says:

Nin.Shmux says:
oh deca
The Canadian Love Machine says:
Nin.Shmux says:
******** you
The Canadian Love Machine said:


Thinking of me? Say something loud, I wanna hear you!

"Deca: He seems to be a rare commodity in PW now a days. Most respect him and like his opinions. He seems to be close to alot of the more respected members of PW especially Vik ." - Sandykira, random PW Forum Goer
"[He] is awesome and doesnt afraid of anything" - LPS, Fertility Goddess Cultie of Awesome
"I respect him cause he does the mixed pallets, but I hate him cause he's him" - Joshua, Ex Unloader extrodinaire
"He's Obsessed. Dont let him fool you!" - Heather, Toolaphile
"He is my kind of crazy!" Allison, I forget who...
"You're probably the coolest ******** in ICS" John, Unloader
"He is Mexican. But he doesn't have that gay facial hair." Mistress De Kaye, FTMOCRian
"You are an orgasm inducing GOD!" Kaili, Girlfriend smilies/icon_wink.gif
"You're a good worker. You work the hell out of those mixed just cant stack...." Alex, Team Lead ICS

House-isms Season One

Dr. Cameron: You hired a black guy because he had a juvenile record.
Dr. House: No, it wasn't a racial thing, I didn't see a black guy. I just saw a doctor...with a juvenile record. I hired Chase 'cause his dad made a phone call. I hired you because you are extremely pretty.
Dr. Cameron: You hired me to get into my pants?!
Dr. House: I can't believe that that would shock you. It's also not what I said. No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby.
Dr. Cameron: I was in the top of my class.
Dr. House: But not THE top.
Dr. Cameron: I did an internship at the Mayo Clinic.
Dr. House: Yes, you were a very good applicant.
Dr. Cameron: But not the best?
Dr. House: Would that upset you, really? To think that you were hired because of some genetic gift of beauty not some genetic gift of intelligence?
Dr. Cameron: I worked very hard to get where I am.
Dr. House: But you didn't have to. People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort. That's the law of nature, and you defied it. That's why I hired you. You could have married rich, could have been a model, you could have just shown up and people would have given you stuff. Lots of stuff, but you didn't, you worked your stunning little a** off.
Dr. Cameron: Am I supposed to be flattered?
Dr. House: Gorgeous women do not go to medical school. Unless they're as damaged as they are beautiful. Were you abused by a family member?
Dr. Cameron: No!
Dr. House: Sexually assaulted?
Dr. Cameron: No.
Dr. House: But you are damaged, aren't you?

Dr. House: [to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area] Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
Dr. Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.
Dr. House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board-certified diagnostician with a double specialty in infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is forced to be here against his will.
[turns to face Dr. Cuddy]
Dr. House: That is true, isn't it?
[turns to crowd]
Dr. House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?
[nobody moves]
Dr. House: And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?
[everybody raises their hands]
Dr. House: Okay. Well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind.
Dr. Cuddy: Jody Matthews?
[Jody raises her hand]
Dr. Cuddy: Please accompany Doctor House to Exam Room One.

House-isms Seasons 1-2

Dedicated to the best doc on TV. Gregory House!

Dr. House: You Jewish?
Dr. Petra Gilmar: Yeah.
Dr. House: Is it true what they say about Jewish foreplay?
Dr. Petra Gilmar: Two hours of begging?
Dr. House: I heard four.
Dr. Petra Gilmar: Well, actually I'm only half-Jewish.


Dr. House: Did you see her shoes?
Dr. Wilson: Her shoes? What, did your horoscope in Vogue tell you to avoid women wearing green shoes?
Dr. House: The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth.


Dr. House: Wow. Well, you've certainly given me a lot to think about. If only I was as open as you.
Dr. Cuddy: Well...
Dr. House: Actually, it was your blouse I was talking about.

Dr. Cuddy: You lied to them!
Mrs. Park: He told us our son was dead.
Dr. House: It's only a white lie. Technically, all I did was call them a little early. Trust me, he'll be dead real soon. Actually, I saved you some rush hour traffic.


Dr. Wilson: (about Cameron) So she's really coming back?
Patient: Who's coming back?
Dr. House: You don't know her.
Dr. Wilson: You give her a raise? Increase her benefits?
Dr. House: Don't have TiVo on this thing, can't rewind. Shut up.
Patient: You lower her hours?
Dr. House: You don't even know her!
Dr. Wilson: Who is this guy?
Dr. House: He's a patient.
Patient: He's examining me.
Dr. House: He's got to go back to work as soon as I'm done with the examination. Guess I do too.
Dr. Wilson: It's got to be something. I mean, she didn't come back because she likes you.
(Wilson gets a strange look on his face)
Dr. Wilson: Wait a minute! She did come back because she likes you!
Patient: Heh heh! You dog! You slept with her!
Dr. House: Keep talking. I'll finish your exam with a prostate check. (to Wilson) I've agreed to take her on one date.
Dr. Wilson: What?
Patient: So, you into this girl?
Dr. Wilson: Yes.
Dr. House: No! She's not giving me any choice.
Patient: Wait... she's making you do her?
Dr. House: Date her.
Dr. Wilson: Young ingenue doctor falling in love with gruff, older mentor; her sweet gentle nature bringing him to a closer, fuller understanding of his wounded heart.
Patient: (puts his arm around House's shoulders) Do her, or you're gay.
Dr. House: For God's sakes.
(He storms out as Wilson and the patient start singing...)
Dr. Wilson, Patient: (singing) ...sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
Dr. House: Grow up. And learn to harmonize.


(Dr. House talks to Concerned Mom who thinks that her daughter has epilepsy)
Dr. House: In actuality all your little girl is doing is... saying yoo hoo to the hoo hoo.
Concerned Mom: She's what?
Dr. House: Marching the penguin... ya ya-ing the sisterhood... finding Nemo?
Little Girl Patient: (giggles) That was funny.
Dr. House: It's called gratification disorder, sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify oneself, that would be a disorder.
Concerned Mom:(covering little girl's ears) Are you saying she's masturbating?
Dr. House: (making fun of the mother by talking out of the corner of his mouth so the little girl supposedly won't see that he's talking) I was trying to be discreet. There's a child in the room.

House-isms Season 3

Dr. Cuddy: I have sad news for you: She doesn't love you.
Dr. House: You're ugly when you're jealous.
Dr. Cuddy: She showed up at my house last night—came on to me.
Dr. House: She's more perfect than I thought.

Dr. Cuddy: She has mole on her right breast just below the n****e.
Dr. House: No, she doesn't.
Dr. Cuddy: You've seen her breasts!?
Dr. House: It was a medical exam. I was listening to her heart. It went Greg-House, Greg-House, Greg-House.


Wilson: From what I hear the patient reminds her of you, not me.
Dr. House: Cameron sees a clump of dirt and she thinks of me.
Wilson: Or a lump of something else.

Dr. House: Where's Chase?
Dr. Cameron: Haven't seen him since you told him to sit on his a** yesterday.
Dr. House: Interesting.

Dr. Wilson: : I'm curious..
Dr. House: [interrupting] No, you're not!

Dr. Wilson: : Why steal my pad?
Dr. House: [mockingly] Oh my God! You're right! I'm an addict, thanks for opening my eyes!
Dr. Wilson: : No, I mean why my pad. Foreman, Cameron, and Chase's pads are just as convenient, but their association with you is involuntary. They're employees. I associate with you through choice, and any relationship that involves choice, you have to see how far you can push before it breaks.
Dr. House: This is easy. You ask the questions, answer them, and make tasty snacks!
Dr. Wilson: : And one day our friendship will break, and that will just prove your theory that relationships are conditional, and you don't need human connection or deserve it or whatever goes on in that rat-maze of your brain.
Dr. House: [to patient] Sorry, if I had known he was going to be this annoying, I would have stolen Dr. Cameron's pad, Dr. Foreman's car. At least she appreciates my brooding melancholy.
Dr. House: [cellphone rings, he answers] House's house of whining, state your complaint!


Maddy: I'm 4'1". That's 1.5 canes in metric.
Dr. House: You don't look a day over 4 feet. I saw in the file that her Dad was normal-sized.
Maddy: It's averaged-sized.
Dr. House: Compared to you I'm sure it was huge. So did he have a fetish, or did he just fall in love with your long-legged soul?
Maddy: He grew up in the circus. Said I reminded him of home. Seems like you're the one with the fetish.
Dr. House: I'm certainly curious about the logistics. Did you stand on a table?
Dr. Cameron: House!
Maddy: Pretty much he'd lay flat, and spin me.


Little Girl: Can I have a french fry?
Dr. House: Get your own!
Little Girl: You took the last ones.
Dr. House: What's wrong with you?
Little Girl: I got spinal muscular atrophy.
Dr. House: I guess it's not contagious. Nice bear.
Little Girl: It's a dog.
Dr. Cuddy: House. It's not Stills. Steroids helped until the patient started bleeding from the ears and mouth.
Dr. House: It's a bear.
Little Girl: His name is Bill. He's a dog.
Dr. Cuddy: You win. You can have the Vicodin.
Dr. House: Words have set meanings for a reason. If you see an animal like Bill and you try to play fetch, Bill's going to eat you, because Bill's a bear.
Dr. Cuddy: Are you on something? You got your hands on pain meds.
Little Girl: Bill has fur, four legs, and a collar. He's a dog.
Dr. House: You see, that's what's called a faulty syllogism; just because you call it a dog doesn't make it a dog.

Friends at a glance! (N-CULT INVASION!)

Who am I? I own this profile.
I am Decavolty, the best in the
world at what I do. What I do varies from
person to person. I enjoy playing the saxophone
from time to time. Also like Former
President Clinton, I enjoy the company
of women. A lot.

This is Lenard.
She is pretty
much me in a
cuter feminine
Know her.
Fear her.

She's one obsessed
tool-a-phile. XD

This is Horn.
Horn is a beast
on the saxophone.
He is one of the few
who I know who can
truely school me on
the saxophone. He
rocks beyond

This is TTR.
She works for the
evil STAPLES and is
stark raving MAD about
Asians. Also a good friend
to have your back. ^.^

This is Tasha. She's my bestest
friend from a different universe.
She seems to have a good taste in music.

Twilight Tokyo Rose


Welcome to Walmart
Get your s**t and get out.


This is T. He's the Hero.
When he's not a tanu...ta
...tanuk....racoon thing,
He's cosplaying as me!

He's a good guy, and makes
people smile all the time.

He has knowledge on many

The LaCafta sisters. One's
a dragon, the other a fiery redhead.
Coincidence? I think not!
Two friends who I cannot picture
life without at this point in time.
it also took me forever to
realize they lived in the same

I'm the MIGHTY*insert current cosplay here*