"Oh hi there! looks like u stumbled into my humble abode well since your here dear visitor I might as well introduce myself to you my name is hearts well I just don't give my irl name to anyone now unless they earned my trust eh im too lazy for introductions so ill have my assistant Charlotte hand you my profile." *waves hand lazily and a weird doll small doll like being comes out and drops a file in your hand* you open the folder and see what is written inside:
Name/ Aliases: Hearts,Jack, some other names i forgot
Gender: Male yeh im a guy deal with it ; p
Attitude; silent type wont talk unless spoken to but don't be afraid i don't bite that hard BD
Hangouts; Since zomg died in towns or t2 if I feel like it
"you done reading? oh good u can listen to my jukebox if you want but be aware its really random and some are Japanese songs BDD. Im a open book u can aske me anything but I have the right to not answer personal questions BP okay then that is all enjoy ur stay in my profile."
"oh right before I end my introduction a word of warning im absolutely sexist because If your a guy dont bother talking to me ill just flat out ignore you I have my reasons in doing so its good to not waste your time trying to talk to me capiche? okay good and this is where my introduction ends."