Biography
I work too much. I drink too much. I smoke faaaar too much. I should not be allowed near valium. I am secretly a Nazi robot vampire hunter. I once threw a puppy out of a second story window. In a former life, I was engaged to be married to a woman 5 years my elder. I am male.
Chances are, I don't like you.
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Ok! Got the message through to Debsaurus!
I guess the pies are kind of moldy by now?
Momosas and margaritas are for limp wrists and pregos. I go for something that will make me regret waking up in the morning, and not a proof less. If I can't remember the drink's name when I wake up, it was too fancy.
And don't get me wrong; I only prey on the weak when I'm drinking alone. I tend to drink with some friends most of the time and I pay my fair share of the tab when I do.
That's an admirable trait in a man; the perseverance to save a lucre or two by good favors.
But nothing makes for a cheap drink night like a virgin with a big wallet paying the tab. Can you believe how many guys think that paying a tab will get them sex? xD
We can go drinking and see what the world looks like through the smoke haze. I'm not one for drugs, but smokes are good for the nightlife.