You're On My List Now, ********

calisto91 on 05/21/2015

Who The ******** Is Calling Me?

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calisto91 Report | 05/21/2015 6:22 pm
thank you for your purchase 3nodding
Erection Victim Report | 05/20/2015 2:28 pm
Thank you for buying from my shop<3
WesternAngel Report | 01/07/2015 12:04 am
well if you need help I'm willing to listen smile just know that ok man?
WesternAngel Report | 01/06/2015 10:16 pm
you ok man..?
Logic Not Included Report | 12/29/2014 10:00 pm
I guess I should go?
Logic Not Included Report | 12/29/2014 9:53 pm
God's dead rip
Logic Not Included Report | 12/29/2014 9:46 pm
I'm going to keep pretending like my life has meaning until I eventually commit suicide

Love you dad <3
Logic Not Included Report | 12/29/2014 9:29 pm
I'm going to go watch some Caillou
Logic Not Included Report | 12/29/2014 9:07 pm
I-I love you dad...

//Self Medicates
Logic Not Included Report | 12/28/2014 11:30 pm
[******** you dad, we're not gay she's trapped in a mans body

This Guy is a total b***h

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Last Login: 05/21/2015 9:03 pm

Registered: 04/26/2008

Gender: Male

Location: Washington State.

Birthday: 08/07

Occupation: Freelance Bassist.

How I Learned to Stop Giving a s**t and Love Mindless Self Indulgence

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This Is Noise

D E A D ____ T H E O R Y

'Sup bitches. I'm Dead Theory if you couldn't tell from the letters above this. I've been on Gaia since April of '08 (on this account), so yes, I have been on longer than at least 2/3 of the people that are still active here. I'm from Washington state, and I ******** hate Florida. You Flordian ******** try surviving a week here and say that it isn't cold. I'm fairly easy to get along with, just don't try to be a self-righteous b*****d towards me. It won't bother me, it just won't get you anywhere. I post stupid s**t quite often, I'd rather be dumb on the internet than a tight-a** on the internet. For the record, I am over the age of 18, so you kids who hook up on the internet, get the ******** off the internet and go outside.

Now for those who actually care, I don't mind random requests from older users, but if you're 12 and just joined, I probably won't even add you. I do look at your profiles before you add me. If I did add you, congratulations, we're now friends! Since we're friends now, it should be stated that I do happen to vanish quite often without people knowing what happened to me. If that happens and you'd like to stay in touch in what I call "the off-season", use the links below to find me. Yes, I use Twitter because I won't give out my Facebook. That's way too personal for Gaia.

Twitter // @BlanketNoises
[********] // LtCol Refamous[/size]
Xbox LIVE // LtCol Refamous
Skype // SoulRavine

Also, I'd like to clarify a few things about my time here on Gaia, I have a second account that used to be my primary until it got hacked, then it was only used to play zOMG because all that stuff was frozen. Since zOMG is no longer a thing, that account is now inactive. If you recognize any the user names listed below, those all have belonged my accounts from 2008-2015.

The Fallen ODST
Teh Fallen God
Teh zOMG God
Soul Ravine
Social Redemption
Dead Theory
Alive Theory

The WHITE text are usernames used on the secondary account.

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I'm the Jester with no tears,
and I'm playing on your fears.

I Swear Officer, I'm Not Naked

Alive Theory

This is my secondary account. If you found me
through that account, add me on this account.