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RickPanda Report | 10/28/2014 6:25 pm
i bet i wouldnt wanna go throught that for another year
RickPanda Report | 10/28/2014 3:56 pm
well thats good i have a friends thats a super senor i guess doing adult school and afterwards college
RickPanda Report | 10/28/2014 12:22 am
yeah we had some good times lol ive been good larry moved from my town after 8th grade so hes gone
what about you though?
RickPanda Report | 10/27/2014 9:57 pm
Its cool bruh it was years ago anyways
im surprised i actually even remember man
it was me and my friend larry we had like a ******** grunny base at your house all the time
RickPanda Report | 10/26/2014 9:16 pm
Yo is that my boy Kirby360! whut?!
Deus Divina Report | 10/18/2014 11:37 am
I'm a good gamer, depending on the game.
Like Gears of War, that game is just oh my gods...
I can't even I love that game too much for words. ♥
Deus Divina Report | 10/18/2014 11:16 am
It's a weird combination but it works.
And I don't have destiny so I'm jelly. ;-;
Deus Divina Report | 10/18/2014 10:58 am
Oh that's nice. Listening to some Creepy Pasta on youtube.
And baking a chocolate cake, today is nice.
Deus Divina Report | 10/18/2014 10:56 am
Pretty good actually, and yourself?
Deus Divina Report | 10/18/2014 9:43 am
Hello. c:

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Location: Some Shitty Town in America

Birthday: 08/07

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Welcome to my Shitty Profile.
I'm Dead Theory, and I want to go to your funeral!
What? I can't be supportive in your family's time of need?
I'll tell them stories like when you were alive and smoked
all that crack and got STD's from that escort!

Q: Who are you?
A: [i]Did I not ******** cover this before? Are you like Helen Keller or some s**t? I'm Dead Theory, and I'm an a*****e! NEXT.

Q: Why are you an a*****e?
A: Because people like you make me want bash my skull in.

Q: Where do you live?
A: Well I'd live with my dad but...oh what's the word for it? Oh yeah, DEAD.

Q: That's sad, how'd he die?
A: From dealing with your bullshit all his life, mom.

Q: Do you ever consider the feelings of others?
A: I'll be serious for this one. I did once for my most recent ex-girlfriend. She was a fatass, pot-smoking, beer loving, redneck who based her life around "Jesus". She never left me alone so I told her to choke on a d**k one day at work and I wondered if she killed herself. UNFORTUNATELY THAT'S A SIN.

Q: Are you in school, if so what grade are you in?
A: I've been in school longer than these kids have been alive.

Q: Do you by any chance just happen to like Mindless Self Indulgence?
A: MSI Will Turn You Wicked Gay.

Q: Views on Gay Rights?
A: If they want to be miserable like the rest us douchebags, let them.

Q: Where can we get more of your mindless s**t for when you're on break?
A: On my Shitter account. [******** you can get all the bullshit you need from me.[/url]

Q: What do you look like?


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