Welcome to my Shitty Profile.
I'm Dead Theory, and I want to go to your funeral!
What? I can't be supportive in your family's time of need?
I'll tell them stories like when you were alive and smoked
all that crack and got STD's from that escort!
Q: Who are you?
A: [i]Did I not ******** cover this before? Are you like Helen Keller or some s**t? I'm Dead Theory, and I'm an a*****e! NEXT.
Q: Why are you an a*****e?
A: Because people like you make me want bash my skull in.
Q: Where do you live?
A: Well I'd live with my dad but...oh what's the word for it? Oh yeah, DEAD.
Q: That's sad, how'd he die?
A: From dealing with your bullshit all his life, mom.
Q: Do you ever consider the feelings of others?
A: I'll be serious for this one. I did once for my most recent ex-girlfriend. She was a fatass, pot-smoking, beer loving, redneck who based her life around "Jesus". She never left me alone so I told her to choke on a d**k one day at work and I wondered if she killed herself. UNFORTUNATELY THAT'S A SIN.
Q: Are you in school, if so what grade are you in?
A: I've been in school longer than these kids have been alive.
Q: Do you by any chance just happen to like Mindless Self Indulgence?
A: MSI Will Turn You Wicked Gay.
Q: Views on Gay Rights?
A: If they want to be miserable like the rest us douchebags, let them.
Q: Where can we get more of your mindless s**t for when you're on break?
A: On my Shitter account. [******** you can get all the bullshit you need from me.[/url]
Q: What do you look like?