About
THE NAME OF THE GAME IS:
Dafv, bitches.
Pronounced DA-VUH.
So who wants to know a little bit about me?
No one? Well I'm raping your eyes with information anyway.
I'm pretty much a pretentious d**k sometimes.
I hate dislike ABHOR stupid books, stupid music, and stupid people.
BUT, I'm pretty friendly, despite myself. Feel free to talk to me or whatever, I'm pretty hard to offend.
I LOVE girlsgirlsgirls, boys, writing, grammar, drawing, music, movies, books, and a whole bunch of other s**t that involves me not moving.
Good thing I don't eat much.
I make a habit out of drooling over hunky dreamboats and will easily proclaim any beefcake I see to be mai husbando.
Or waifu.
I just recently turned eighteen so, whoop whoop.
I'm also genderqueer, and if you don't know what that means, look it up.
I'm also Deist, and a cross-dresser (though I'm not sure if it counts, considering my gender-identity).
If you have a weak heart, you should probably not talk to me because I curse like a ******** sailor and make insensitive jokes.
That's right. I make racist jokes, gay jokes, and sexist jokes. No one is safe. NO ONE.
Especially not white people and women.
If you're a white woman, you're ********.
(Just kidding!)
Sorry if that gets your panties in a wad. I do it all in good fun, with no cruel intentions. It's just how I roll.
I have an AMAZING adorable girlfriend. She's honestly the best thing that's happened to me in a long time, and I'm stupid in love with her. <3
I'm almost constantly listening to music because I hate listening to silence.
Yes, even when I'm sleeping.
I don't like spicy food, losing my wallet, or my thighs.
I do like almost everything else.
Except rape and murder. That s**t isn't cool.
Neither are Nazis or evangelical *****.
Just sayin'.
