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    oh so aren't you creepy
    yeah you
    with the eyes
    the eyes that are currently reading this.
    Yeah, you think I wouldn't notice?
    Ya thought wrong.
    STOP UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES. D':<

    Before we get to the hot and steamy part, don't you at least wanna know my NAME?
    It's Das Portemonnaie. It's german. Yeah, it sounds french, but it's technically german.
    I was kinda dumb. When I named myself I assumed people would call me Porte.
    NUPE.
    They all stuck with Das. You know what you're calling me? THE.
    Das is a neutral article to the word Portemonnaie in german. And it just means the. D:<
    I AM THE.

    Other names I go by include Dassy, Das P., Portemonnaie, and sugartits.

    I like to draw, sing, dance, be a dumbass, and watch star trek. i dunno don't judge me you pooper.
    When I'm not doing those things I'm studying for my stupid school of stupid stuff, like I dunno learning.
    I don't sleep
    cause, you know, I'm an AP student
    there's no TIME to sleep.

    So, I'm almost to my 5 year gaiaversary
    DAT SHOME CRAZY SHEET, but I'm pretty happy
    I'm so old it's scary
    It's over. xD
    and I don't even feel like I've learned all that much while here
    like, I take a look in the GCD
    dayumm
    urrbody in there knows about every miniscule thing happening around gaia.
    I just sit here, like, yeah. I don't even know about that new EI thing that everybody's talking about. I'll just nod my head and smile and go on wearing outdated MCs, loool. (shut up, the sun staff is my bff)

    SO HAVE YOU READ ENOUGH GOD
    LET'S JUST GET THE SEXY TIME OVER WITH
    YOU'RE SO PUSHY TODAY
    ]]]]]:<
    *throws turtle at you*

    there's more where that came from!

    Heyso, these are links to cool places. 8D Go there?



    My profile was made with my art by Miss Conception, MY GREAT DELICIOUS FRIEND. :3
    I think she's having an auction soon so you should all bid, ja?

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Ryoukie

Report | 01/21/2011 4:52 pm

Ryoukie

(You're kinda hilarious. lmao~)

Thank god! xD I'm alive~
Ryoukie

Report | 01/19/2011 11:34 am

Ryoukie

Shiiit! D:

*Checks bag* ******** no potions...

*runs* xD
Ryoukie

Report | 01/18/2011 7:10 pm

Ryoukie

oo: An electric type... I gotta catch one... *Epically tosses Pokeball*
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Elenawing

Report | 12/17/2010 4:41 pm

Elenawing

AH HAS A NOO AVATAH
Elenawing

Report | 12/17/2010 4:37 pm

Elenawing

DUURRRR
Elenawing

Report | 12/17/2010 4:32 pm

Elenawing

IM TAKING YOUR CONCENTRATION
Elenawing

Report | 12/17/2010 4:31 pm

Elenawing

DERRRPPP
Elenawing

Report | 12/17/2010 4:29 pm

Elenawing

I SEE YOU OH MAH GAWK
RyanJakobi

Report | 10/31/2010 6:30 am

RyanJakobi

The comment ghost has struck!

He says he likes your superior dancing skills and the watermelon that he left in your fridge!

Comment ghost AWAY!
Miss Conception

Report | 10/02/2010 1:53 pm

Miss Conception

Dayum gurl u look hawt1!!1!!!one!!1