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- oh so aren't you creepy
yeah you
with the eyes
the eyes that are currently reading this.
Yeah, you think I wouldn't notice?
Ya thought wrong.
STOP UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES. D':<
Before we get to the hot and steamy part, don't you at least wanna know my NAME?
It's Das Portemonnaie. It's german. Yeah, it sounds french, but it's technically german.
I was kinda dumb. When I named myself I assumed people would call me Porte.
NUPE.
They all stuck with Das. You know what you're calling me? THE.
Das is a neutral article to the word Portemonnaie in german. And it just means the. D:<
I AM THE.
Other names I go by include Dassy, Das P., Portemonnaie, and sugartits.
I like to draw, sing, dance, be a dumbass, and watch star trek. i dunno don't judge me you pooper.
When I'm not doing those things I'm studying for my stupid school of stupid stuff, like I dunno learning.
I don't sleep
cause, you know, I'm an AP student
there's no TIME to sleep.
So, I'm almost to my 5 year gaiaversary
DAT SHOME CRAZY SHEET, but I'm pretty happy
I'm so old it's scary It's over. xD
and I don't even feel like I've learned all that much while here
like, I take a look in the GCD
dayumm
urrbody in there knows about every miniscule thing happening around gaia.
I just sit here, like, yeah. I don't even know about that new EI thing that everybody's talking about. I'll just nod my head and smile and go on wearing outdated MCs, loool. (shut up, the sun staff is my bff)
SO HAVE YOU READ ENOUGH GOD
LET'S JUST GET THE SEXY TIME OVER WITH
YOU'RE SO PUSHY TODAY
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*throws turtle at you*
there's more where that came from!
Heyso, these are links to cool places. 8D Go there?
My profile was made with my art by Miss Conception, MY GREAT DELICIOUS FRIEND. :3
I think she's having an auction soon so you should all bid, ja?
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