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Hello, all. I'm sure you've noticed how ABNORMALY UNOSTENTATIOUS my profile is, but I feel that I must inform you that I am ABERANTLY LAZY. You see, I have very little interest in VAINLY EMBELLISHING my profile with rather odd pictures of myself glaring and/or scowling into my bathroom mirror, wearing an UNGODLY ammount of eyeliner -- it's not like anyone comes to check my IMMENSELY MONOTONOUS profile anyway.

Why yes, I do believe that I am HOPELESSLY TYPING AWAY things that no one will ever read and I do INEXORABLY SO doubt that "you" exist. But if there is someone out there, I do HUMBLY implore you to never reread this again.

...Unless, perhaps, you do appreciate the ART OF SARCASM.

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