Seme or uke? I'm quite uke.

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Or Clueless or Badass Uke! Depends on my mood.

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Irasshai! *bows* Hajimemashite. Ore wa Dante desu. Yoroshiku. *chuckles* Anywho, thanks for buying things from my humble little shop. I hope I said the greeting right. Still learning. *smiles* With all the craziness going on here in the Marketplace, I will try to sale my items close to(maybe even lower, unless it is waaaaay too low)than the average market price. If you ask me nicely, I just might lower the price even more. Not too low! No going crazy, now. Come on! Make me an offer!

~~~>Please do NOT ask for trades. Pure gold is what I seek. Unless you are trading gold. That is okay.<~~~

Wait. Was I suppose to say Boku wa Dante desu? Maybe Watashi wa Dante desu? Ugh, so confusing!


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Dante Alexander 1

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Last Login: 11/18/2017 3:57 pm

Registered: 11/05/2005

Gender: Male

Location: Usually in weird dreams or a mouse hole.

Birthday: 08/06/1982

Occupation: Shop owner. Incubus(Is that a job?)Odd friend. Need a hug? *tilts head*

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Okay, first things first. Please, please, please don't beg me for gold, items, or gifts. Also, don't spam or act like a mean, hateful, brainless idiot. I can't stand that and I may have to hunt you down and hide all of your shoes. You send me a PM or comment begging me or something along those lines, they will be deleted. If you keep doing it, you will be reported. Savvy? Also, no random friend requests please. If I don't know you, I won't add you. Got it?

Now, if you want to know about the person outside of Gaia, just ask. However, I will tell you this. I'm 35(WTF, really?!), trangender (F to M), pansexual (Though I find myself going for other males more. Waaaaaaaay more. Heh, maybe I'm just gay.), nuts, and a lover of Shonen ai, Bara and Yaoi. Hentai, Yuri, and Futanari are cool too, but Yaoi, Bara and Futanari are the best. Oh, can't forget about Gei comi. (Gay comics.)

Oh yeah, sometimes, not all the time, I like to dress my avi in female clothes. What? He looks cute in them. lol Plus, seeing a guy in female clothes puts a smile on my face. Seeing a woman in male clothes is fun too! Yay for crossdressing! Did I spell that right?

As for my RP(Role Play) characters, I have many. Oh, here's one now. Ok, I think I have something for him. It's just basic info on him. Still working on a story. Oh, I'll just let him tell you.

Name: Unknown. Do I even have one? Don't remember what it was. I'll just name myself after this devil hunter I ran into. I believe his name is Dante. Yeah, that sounds nice! Guess I need a last name. *looks at a paper* Alexander? Okay. That'll be my last name. Unless I change my mind. emotion_c8

Age: Uh...much older than you, I'm sure. I think.

Height: 226cm/7'5.(That's without heels. What? I like high heels.) I can grow taller or shorter, but I usually just stick to that.

Weight: Hehehe, about 104kg/230lbs. More or less. It always changes.

Race: A shape-shifting, vampiric incubus type of some sort. Even I don't know what I am. *shrugs* Elemental magic is my favorite. I can take many forms. I can also teleport, although I tend to pop up in weird places from time to time. Finally came up with a name. Nitemarian. Like it? If you don't like it, I can try for something better. Wait, I believe the humans call our kind 'yokai'.

Birthplace: I dunno. Land of Nitemares? You know about all those Nitemare items and such, right? Well, they come from my realm. At least I think that's where I'm from. I do like this city called Durem. It's right up my alley. I call it home now biggrin

Job: Shop owner and I do odd jobs around Durem. Also, I like to learn about other beings. How they act and such. I just find how others behave very interesting.

Likes: Humans, masks, wings, weapons(swords and scythes are my favorites), coffee, apples(Yep, like Ryuk. Actually food in general. lol), learning new things, fashion, pain,(How S/M of me. *winks*), and wondering in and out of different dimensions, realms and such.

Dislikes: Having those 'It feels like I'm two different people.' days, garlic, people being afraid of me because I'm different. I want them scared only if I actually try to scare them. Being mistaken for a woman. What? Can't a guy look pretty as well? Also, I hate it when people think I'm evil from my looks. Just because I'm dark doesn't mean I'm evil, ya know! stressed

Looks: I'm a shape-shifter. I have many looks. Why stick with one form? emotion_yatta
Well, that and I kinda forgot how my true form looks. sweatdrop


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calisto91 Report | 11/18/2017 7:17 pm
awe thank you and loving you too blaugh
Madame Sinful Report | 11/18/2017 6:58 pm
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Welcome *places a plate fluffy pancakes beside you with a tall glass of milk*
Madame Sinful Report | 11/18/2017 2:40 pm
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*does the same but also with short bread cookies*
Madame Sinful Report | 11/18/2017 10:07 am
Madame Sinful
Mm hm
calisto91 Report | 11/17/2017 11:37 pm
yep yep and I tried to make a version of her lol blaugh
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Madame Sinful Report | 11/17/2017 9:32 pm
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Chocolate covered ones emotion_drool emotion_omnomnom
Madame Sinful Report | 11/17/2017 8:45 pm
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Madame Sinful
Mutant yes, pretzel no.b
Madame Sinful Report | 11/17/2017 6:17 pm
Madame Sinful
Trust me I am


Wanna summon a fun realm jumping, shapeshifing incubus? Quote me. Yasashii da ne? Despite my feminine appearance I'm very male. Does that make me a bishie?

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