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Irasshai! *bows* Hajimemashite. Boku no namae wa Dante desu. Yoroshiku. *chuckles* Anywho, thanks for buying things from my humble little shop. I hope I said the greeting right. Still learning. *smiles* I give odd prices, because I like being odd. *nods* Also, with all the craziness going on here in the Marketplace, I will try to sale my items close to(maybe even lower, unless it is waaaaay too low) than the average market price. If you ask me nicely, I just might lower the price even more. Come now! Make me an offer!

~~~>Please do NOT ask for trades.<~~~

Wait. Was I suppose to say Ore wa Dante desu? Maybe Watashi wa Dante desu? Ugh, so confusing!


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Dante Alexander 1

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Last Login: 11/30/2015 5:40 pm

Registered: 11/05/2005

Gender: Male

Location: Usually in weird dreams or a mouse hole.

Birthday: 08/06/1982

Occupation: Odd friend. Need a hug? *tilts head*

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Okay, first things first. Please, please, please don't beg me for gold, items, or gifts. Also, don't spam or act like a mean, hateful, brainless idiot. I can't stand that and I may have to hunt you down and hide all of your shoes. You send me a PM or comment begging me or something along those lines, they will be deleted. If you keep doing it, you will be reported. Savvy? Also, no random friend requests please. If I don't know you, I won't add you. Got it?

Now, if you want to know about the person outside of Gaia, just ask. However, I will tell you this. I'm 33(WTF, really?!), pansexual(Though I find myself going for other males more. Waaaaaaaay more. Heh, maybe I'm just gay.), nuts, and a lover of Shonen ai, Bara and Yaoi. Hentai, Yuri, and Futanari are cool too, but Yaoi, Bara and Futanari are the best. Oh, can't forget about Gei comi. (Gay comics.)

Oh yeah, sometimes, not all the time, I like to dress my avi in female clothes. What? He looks cute in them. lol Plus, seeing a guy in female clothes puts a smile on my face. Seeing a woman in male clothes is fun too! Yay for crossdressing! Did I spell that right?

As for my RP(Role Play) characters, I have many. Oh, here's one now. Ok, I think I have something for him. It's just basic info on him. Still working on a story. Oh, I'll just let him tell you.

Name: Unknown. Do I even have one? Guess I'll stick with Dante. People have been calling me that. smilies/icon_biggrin.gif

Age: Uh...much older than you, I'm sure. I think.

Height: 191cm/6'3. (That's without heels. What? I like high heels.) I can grow taller or shorter, but I usually just stick to that.

Weight: Hehehe, about 78kg/172lbs. More or less. It always changes.

Race: A shape-shifter, vampiric incubus type of some sort. Even I don't know what I am. *shrugs* Elemental magic is my favorite. I can take many forms. I can also teleport, but I'm really bad at it. Finally came up with a name. Nitemarian. Like it? If you don't like it, I can try for something better.

Birthplace: I dunno. Land of Nitemares? You know about all those Nitemare items and such, right? Well, they come from my realm. I do like this city called Durem. It's right up my alley. I call it home now smilies/icon_biggrin.gif

Job: Gaia marketplace store owner. Also, I study humans. How they act and such. I just find it interesting being around humans. In fact, I actually like them.

Likes: Humans, masks, wings, weapons(swords and scythes are my favorites), apples(Yep, like Ryuk. Actually food in general. lol), learning new things, fashion, pain,(How S/M of me. *winks*), Kama(Who is he and where can I find him? He seems like fun.), helping out when there is trouble. Wondering in and out of dimensions. Sometimes even causing a little mischief. What? I'm a Darkling. It's instincts, right?

Dislikes: Having those 'It feels like I'm two different people.' days, garlic, watermelons, being bored, getting caught, and people being afraid of me because I'm different. I want them scared only if I actually try to scare them. Also, I hate it when people think I'm weak from my looks. I quite strong, ya know!

Looks: I'm a shape-shifter. I have many looks. Why stick with one form? emotion_smilies/icon_yatta.gif


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Aeyera Report | 11/14/2015 7:46 pm
Oh goddess' bodice, I love scones! -happily nibbles-
Aeyera Report | 11/14/2015 2:51 pm
-looks at the date-

I realized I never gave you a goodie for Halloween/ Samhain/ All Hallows Eve!

-hands you a candied apple-
sidplusnancy Report | 11/08/2015 8:40 pm
the Jew Nazi hunter in Inglorious Bastards and he was in Django Unchained
sidplusnancy Report | 11/08/2015 8:29 pm

and yeah

Christoph Waltz plays the villain. He is awesome!
sidplusnancy Report | 11/08/2015 8:19 pm
do you know what I'm talking about?
sidplusnancy Report | 11/08/2015 8:16 pm
I saw Spectre It was awesome
AramisTheOne Report | 11/04/2015 4:19 am

No. XD I'm looking for a cutie I can keep all to myself. *Pets your head*
AramisTheOne Report | 11/03/2015 2:46 pm

Damn right. Someone's daddy. :3
sidplusnancy Report | 10/26/2015 10:13 am
sidplusnancy Report | 10/25/2015 10:23 pm

Has come to save the day

Going to save Princess Zelda

Ganon took her away and the children won't play


Wanna summon a demon? Quote me. Yasashii da ne? Not all Darklings are bad, ya know.

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Or Clueless or Badass Uke! Depends on my mood. emotion_smilies/icon_yatta.gif

Love is love no matter who you find it with
♂ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥
♀ + ♂ = ♥
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I still really like this.