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Irasshai! *bows* Hajimemashite. Ore wa Dante desu. Yoroshiku. *chuckles* Anywho, thanks for buying things from my humble little shop. I hope I said the greeting right. Still learning. *smiles* I give odd prices, because I like being odd. *nods* Also, with all the craziness going on here in the Marketplace, I will try to sale my items close to(maybe even lower, unless it is waaaaay too low) than the average market price. If you ask me nicely, I just might lower the price even more. Not too low! No going crazy, now. Come now! Make me an offer!

~~~>Please do NOT ask for trades.<~~~

Wait. Was I suppose to say Boku wa Dante desu? Maybe Watashi wa Dante desu? Ugh, so confusing!


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Dante Alexander 1

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Last Login: 03/28/2017 1:41 pm

Registered: 11/05/2005

Gender: Male

Location: Usually in weird dreams or a mouse hole.

Birthday: 08/06/1982

Occupation: Odd friend. Need a hug? *tilts head*

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Okay, first things first. Please, please, please don't beg me for gold, items, or gifts. Also, don't spam or act like a mean, hateful, brainless idiot. I can't stand that and I may have to hunt you down and hide all of your shoes. You send me a PM or comment begging me or something along those lines, they will be deleted. If you keep doing it, you will be reported. Savvy? Also, no random friend requests please. If I don't know you, I won't add you. Got it?

Now, if you want to know about the person outside of Gaia, just ask. However, I will tell you this. I'm 34(WTF, really?!), trangender (F to M), pansexual (Though I find myself going for other males more. Waaaaaaaay more. Heh, maybe I'm just gay.), nuts, and a lover of Shonen ai, Bara and Yaoi. Hentai, Yuri, and Futanari are cool too, but Yaoi, Bara and Futanari are the best. Oh, can't forget about Gei comi. (Gay comics.)

Oh yeah, sometimes, not all the time, I like to dress my avi in female clothes. What? He looks cute in them. lol Plus, seeing a guy in female clothes puts a smile on my face. Seeing a woman in male clothes is fun too! Yay for crossdressing! Did I spell that right?

As for my RP(Role Play) characters, I have many. Oh, here's one now. Ok, I think I have something for him. It's just basic info on him. Still working on a story. Oh, I'll just let him tell you.

Name: Unknown. Do I even have one? Guess I'll stick with Dante. People have been calling me that. biggrin

Age: Uh...much older than you, I'm sure. I think.

Height: 208cm/6'10. (That's without heels. What? I like high heels.) I can grow taller or shorter, but I usually just stick to that.

Weight: Hehehe, about 85kg/185lbs. More or less. It always changes.

Race: A shape-shifting, vampiric incubus type of some sort. Even I don't know what I am. *shrugs* Elemental magic is my favorite. I can take many forms. I can also teleport, but I'm really bad at it. Finally came up with a name. Nitemarian. Like it? If you don't like it, I can try for something better. Wait, I believe the humans call our kind 'yokai'.

Birthplace: I dunno. Land of Nitemares? You know about all those Nitemare items and such, right? Well, they come from my realm. At least I think that's where I'm from. I do like this city called Durem. It's right up my alley. I call it home now biggrin

Job: Gaia marketplace store owner. Also, I like to learn about other beings. How they act and such. I just find how others behave very interesting.

Likes: Humans, masks, wings, weapons(swords and scythes are my favorites), apples(Yep, like Ryuk. Actually food in general. lol), learning new things, fashion, pain,(How S/M of me. *winks*), Kama(Who is he and where can I find him? He seems like fun.), helping out when there is trouble. Wondering in and out of dimensions. Sometimes even causing a little mischief. What? I'm a Darkling. It's instincts, right?

Dislikes: Having those 'It feels like I'm two different people.' days, garlic, watermelons, being bored, getting caught, and people being afraid of me because I'm different. I want them scared only if I actually try to scare them. Being called a woman. What? Can't a guy look pretty as well? Also, I hate it when people think I'm evil from my looks. Just because I'm dark doesn't mean I'm evil, ya know!

Looks: I'm a shape-shifter. I have many looks. Why stick with one form? emotion_yatta
Well, that and I kinda forgot how my true form looks. sweatdrop


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MishkaChaos Report | 03/28/2017 3:27 pm
I mean bright side is he looks similar and I could easily make him look like this.
Here is an old pic of him with his training gear on next to an average sized nord.
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But everyone knows Dante doesn't give a care about that stuff.
Dante the MGG Report | 03/28/2017 1:53 pm
Dante the MGG
I can understand on that. smile Ladybugs, butterflies, rollypollies, and dragon flies are cool. The rest are gross.
MishkaChaos Report | 03/28/2017 1:52 pm
Now I can't put my arms down or the cloak won't make sense.
Heh Dante dressed as Dante. You need different hair though. Your hair is too long and luxurious
Dante the MGG Report | 03/28/2017 8:00 am
Dante the MGG
The only nature thing that scares me is spiders...
Dante the MGG Report | 03/28/2017 7:55 am
Dante the MGG
Its not that the outside scares me.... Its people who scare me. Like fuq, its hard not to growl back at some one who is being rude in public places.
Dante the MGG Report | 03/28/2017 7:46 am
Dante the MGG
This is true. But I have no idea on what is around here. I don't go outside much. ^^;; And sweet.
Dante the MGG Report | 03/28/2017 7:28 am
Dante the MGG
Yay! Pocky sharing!

And same here. sad I kinda wish it was going to the next city over. Maybe they have events planned out.
MishkaChaos Report | 03/27/2017 8:19 pm
What do you think biggrin
Dante the MGG Report | 03/27/2017 8:15 pm
Dante the MGG
Can I try it with you? emotion_kirakira If you are willing to share???

So... I was looking on the official website... So I guess that is only in Japan..... But... I wish I lived in LA. THEY HAVE A POCKY TOUR! gonk
Dante the MGG Report | 03/27/2017 8:08 pm
Dante the MGG
Does Apple Yogurt count?


Wanna summon an incubus? Quote me. Yasashii da ne? Not all Darklings are evil, ya know. Despite my looks I'm very male. Does that make me a bishie?

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Or Clueless or Badass Uke! Depends on my mood. emotion_yatta

Love is love no matter who you find it with
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♀ + ♀ = ♥
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How about we don't and say we did?