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Last Login: 04/20/2014 3:04 pm

Registered: 02/03/2009

Gender: Male

Birthday: 10/29/1995

About me

I'm 18
I'm a Male
I'm not a happy person.
So make my day.

However, I have been told i'm a real fun person.
So get to know me.
I hate nearly every human being on this planet, and for good reason. But if I end up making friends, I get attached very easily, often times unhealthily so, because I have no life outside the internet.

I have a thing that makes it hard for me to pick up on hints, sarcasm, and stuff like that, so you really need to be straightforward with me. It's inconvenient, I know.

I see things I can't explain. ಢ_ಢ

Also, add me on Xbox Live, PSN, and/or steam.
Steam account name: retwix
Gamertag: Derpify
PSN: Aejus
Skype: thiotolene

Currently playing: Pokemon Y, Battlefield 4, (Xbox 360) Jak 2, and Sly Cooper Thieves in Time.

3DS Friend Code: 4854 - 6958 - 0430
Safari pokemon: Bergmite, Spheal and Lapras
If you add me, be sure to PM me with your friend code so we can access each others safaris.

Apple is my enemy.

Bronies are annoying.

Rap isn't music.

Gangsters aren't role models, or good people, so stop imitating them, kiddies.


- Cooling fans
-Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
-Dragon Ball Z
-Full Metal Alchemist
-Yu Yu Hakashow
-Ruroni Kenshin
-Sly Cooper
-Jak and Daxter
-Borderlands 2
-Bakugan (original series)
-Yu-Gi-Oh! (original series)
-Action Replay
-Catching insects
-Gaia (before the bullshit)
-Fallout 3
-People who are nice
-Studying the Paranormal
-Herpatology (study of reptiles)
-Entamology (study of insects)
-Cryptozoolgy (study of creatures not known to modern science)
- ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ ಢ_ಢ
-Bungie (pre Halo Reach)

-Ignorant Atheists
-Liberal Atheist neckbeards
-ppl dat tak liek dis
-Illegal Drugs
-Illegal Drug users
-Yolo/Swag Kids
-Valentines Day
-Smelly stuff
-Illegal Immigrants
-Stupid People
-Infinity Ward
-Call of Duty Modern Warfare
-Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
-Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3
-Call of Duty Black Ops
-Call of Duty Black Ops 2
-Call of Duty Ghosts
-People who play Call of Duty
-Dr. Dre
-Young People in general
-[NPC] Devin
-343 Industries
-Summer heat

WhY nOoBs MuSt DiE


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Ieng Report | 04/20/2014 6:23 pm
awh so cute
Oh stop Report | 04/20/2014 6:02 pm
Oh stop
wat D ;
Oh stop Report | 04/20/2014 5:50 pm
Oh stop
it's okay.
Psssssshhh Report | 04/20/2014 4:37 pm
Yeah. neutral
Oh stop Report | 04/20/2014 3:30 pm
Oh stop
about the aliens?
Oh stop Report | 04/20/2014 3:27 pm
Oh stop
wow and I thought my dreams were crazy. xD
Oh stop Report | 04/20/2014 3:12 pm
Oh stop
what's this about you dreaming a bunch of girls getting run over? eek
Oh stop Report | 04/19/2014 8:50 pm
Oh stop
lol middle aged?

If I had a time machine, I'd wanna go back to the 80's.
either that or the 50's.
Oh stop Report | 04/19/2014 8:46 pm
Oh stop
lol, it was the 80's, a lot didn't make sense.

I actually love the 80's though. I wrote a ten page paper on that decade. xD
Oh stop Report | 04/19/2014 8:39 pm
Oh stop
omg I used to listen to that song all the time xD
not once did I ever watch the video though. eek


"You could have stopped it..."

3DS Friend Code: 4854 - 6958 - 0430
Safari pokemon: Bergmite, Spheal and Lapras
If you add me, be sure to PM me with your friend code so we can access each others safaris.


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