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Last Login: 07/28/2014 11:13 am

Registered: 02/03/2009

Gender: Male

Birthday: 10/29/1995

About me

I'm 18
I'm a Male
I'm not a happy person.
So make my day.

However, I have been told i'm a real fun person.
So get to know me.

I hate nearly every human being on this planet, and for good reason. But if I end up making friends, I get attached very easily, often times unhealthily so, because I have no life outside the internet.

I have a thing that makes it hard for me to pick up on hints, sarcasm, and stuff like that, so you really need to be straightforward with me. It's inconvenient, I know.

I see things I can't explain. ಢ_ಢ

Also, add me on Xbox Live, PSN, and/or steam.
Steam account name: retwix
Gamertag: Derpify
PSN: Aejus
Skype: thiotolene

Currently playing: Pokemon Y, Battlefield 4, (Xbox 360) Jak 2, and Sly Cooper Thieves in Time.

3DS Friend Code: 4854 - 6958 - 0430
Safari pokemon: Bergmite, Spheal and Lapras
If you add me, be sure to PM me with your friend code so we can access each others safaris.

Apple is my enemy.

Bronies are annoying.

Rap isn't music.

Gangsters aren't role models, or good people, so stop imitating them, kiddies.


- Cooling fans
-Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
-Dragon Ball Z
-Full Metal Alchemist
-Yu Yu Hakashow
-Ruroni Kenshin
-Sly Cooper
-Jak and Daxter
-Borderlands 2
-Bakugan (original series)
-Yu-Gi-Oh! (original series)
-Action Replay
-Catching insects
-Gaia (before the bullshit)
-Fallout 3
-People who are nice
-Studying the Paranormal
-Herpatology (study of reptiles)
-Entamology (study of insects)
-Cryptozoolgy (study of creatures not known to modern science)
- ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ ಢ_ಢ
-Bungie (pre Halo Reach)

The list you see below includes aspects I dislike about certain people, and/or groups of people, as well as other random things about life I tend to shy away from. Just because you may fall under a dislike on here, doesn't mean i'm gonna ignore you. The aspects of this list that apply to people only apply to those that make the mentioned aspects a massive, throbbing bulge on their outward personalities.

-Ignorant Atheists
-Liberal Atheist neckbeards
-ppl dat tak liek dis
-Illegal Drugs
-Illegal Drug users
-Yolo/Swag Kids
-Valentines Day
-Smelly stuff
-Illegal Immigrants
-Stupid People
-Infinity Ward
-Call of Duty Modern Warfare
-Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
-Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3
-Call of Duty Black Ops
-Call of Duty Black Ops 2
-Call of Duty Ghosts
-Call of Duty Advanced Warfare
-People who play Call of Duty
-Dr. Dre
-Young People in general
-[NPC] Devin
-343 Industries
-Summer heat

Favorite Games List

Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Ty 2 Bush Rescue
Ty 3 Night of the Quinkan
Spyro the Dragon
Spyro 2 Riptos Rage
Spyro 3 Year of the Dragon
Spyro A Heroes Tail
Spyro Enter the Dragonfly
Starwars Battlefront
Starwars Battlefront 2
Rayman 3 Hoodlum Havoc
Jak and Daxter the Precursor Legacy
Jak 2
Jak 3
Sly Cooper
Sly 2
Sly 3
Graffiti Kingdom
Lego Starwars
Lego Starwars 2
Call of Duty: Finest Hour
GTA: San Andreas
Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30

Xbox 360:
Fallout 3
Fallout New Vegas
Halo 3
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Max Payne 3
Bioshock 2
Bioshock Infinate
Red Dead Redemption
Grand Theft Auto V
Grand Theft Auto IV
Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony
Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and the Damned
FarCry 2
FarCry 3
Borderlands 2
Beautiful Katamari
Dead Island
Dead Island Riptide
Battlefield Bad Company 2
Battlefield 3
Battlefield 4
Payday 2
The Orange Box
Mass Effect 3
Dead Space
Dead Space 2
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead 2
Halo 3: ODST
Gears of War
Gears of War 2
Gears of War 3

Sly Cooper: Theives in Time
The Jak and Daxter Collection
Little Big Planet
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Garry's Mod
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyat
Goat Simulator
Don't Starve
Sir, You are Being Hunted
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
World of Goo
Surgeon Simulator
Little Inferno
The Binding of Issac
Cry of Fear
Killing Floor
No More Room in Hell
Beat Hazard

GameBoy Advance:
Pokemon Emerald
Pokemon Leaf Green
Yoshis Island
Metroid Fusion
WarioLand 4
WarioWare Twisted
Super Mario Advance
Super Mario World 2
Super Mario World 3
Iridon 3D

Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness
Amazing Island
Metal Arms: Glitch in the System
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime 2 Echos
Super Mario Sunshine
Pikmin 2

Nintendo DS/3DS:
Pokemon Y
Pokemon White 2
Pokemon White
Pokemon Platinum
Pokemon Pearl
Animal Crossing Wild World
Yu-Gi-Oh World Championships 2005
Mario & Luigi Partners in Time
Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story
Super Mario World 3D
Rayman 3D
Mario Party DS
Mario Kart DS

Pokemon Battle Revolution
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Mario Party 8
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
Wii Play

Did I forget anything obvious? Drop me a comment.

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PizzaStix Report | 07/27/2014 8:14 pm
How? twisted
PizzaStix Report | 07/27/2014 7:17 pm
Ooh kiwi? I do like :>
PizzaStix Report | 07/27/2014 7:09 pm
More suckage. Just more suckage. Lol.
I really need to stop eating s**t.
PizzaStix Report | 07/27/2014 7:04 pm
Of course.
But we know, none the less.
Hm~ I do enjoy ice cream.
But then I feel the guilt.
And the fat.
PizzaStix Report | 07/27/2014 6:59 pm
Yes, if you must know.
Life is the shits. all day err day.
PizzaStix Report | 07/27/2014 6:50 pm
My soul is already much pained. crying
PizzaStix Report | 07/27/2014 6:30 pm
So much hate.
I Tortured Sleep I Report | 07/27/2014 2:10 pm
I Tortured Sleep I
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I Tortured Sleep I Report | 07/27/2014 2:05 pm
I Tortured Sleep I
I Tortured Sleep I Report | 07/27/2014 1:50 pm
I Tortured Sleep I


Questing ---> 1.133 bill // some impossible amount. Any help is appreciated. smilies/icon_heart.gif Birthday is on the 29th of october.

3DS Friend Code: 4854 - 6958 - 0430
Safari pokemon: Bergmite, Spheal and Lapras