
My name is Dana.
I am a hopeless romantic. No I'm not.
I enjoy making a fool of myself.
I make duct tape clothing.
I am an avid player of the p***s game.
I am in love with my little sister. Ah Ah bro.
I once turned peanut butter cookies into toffee. By accident.
I enjoy screaming. Especially obscenities.
I am "Absent-minded, in a lovable sort of way." - Mrs. Lear
I like my voice. It is rough and hoarse and loud.
I dance by myself in my underwear, with some friends in underwear, and with others clothed. All of this occurs in my green and blue room.
I am fidgety. Spastic. Funny. Fabulous. Sarcastic. Witty. Spacey. Enthusiastic. Mercurial. Geeky. Cool. Contradictory. Silly. Hyper. Bratty. Selfish.
I have no attention span. Whatsoever.
I steal food from teacher meetings. Well, some of them could stand to lose weight.
I can be narcissistic. I can have self-esteem issues.
Anyway....
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