If you could cut me up into generalized parts, this, aside from the organs that would spill out, is what you would get (in alphabetical order):

ANDROGYNY
I find myself drawn to a more masculine look when it comes to my fashion style. My hair is short, according to female standards, and I don't dress very femininely. I don't cross-dress, though I wouldn't mind doing it someday. I sometimes get mistaken for a male, which doesn't offend me--I actually find it funny (at Disneyland, Bert, standing from afar, called me Mr. Hatter). When the mistake happens in the ladies' restroom, then it's a bit awkward (especially when the restroom is tiny). When people realize their mistake and hastily correct themselves, I find the situation amusing ("Did you have any questions about the berries, sir ...ma'am?"). If we're talking about gender, am I male or female? I'd say I'm somewhere in between.

ART
Right now, I don't know what I want to do specifically in life, but I know that whatever I end up doing, I must be able to create in some form. I want to see my ideas come to fruition in an aesthetic and meaningful way. Ideally, I would have creative control over my work. If I don't achieve that, I will have to cut myself. At least I'll bleed paint.

COOKING
When you go off to university, one of two things happens--you either depend on fast food and takeaways, or you learn how to cook. Oh, and I guess you learn stuff, too. Fortunately, the last two happened to me and I have to say that I'm doing pretty well for the average college kid. I enjoy perusing food blogs and gathering recipes for experimentation. Most experimentation happens when I'm back home because that's where I have guinea pigs.

DISNEY
I have always liked Disney, but when I took a class on Walt Disney at my university--which also happens to offer a Muppet class--I became much more interested. One of the things this class did to me was make me like Disneyland even more. I know I'm not the biggest Disney geek out there, nor do I aspire to be one, but I believe that a Disneyland annual pass is in order sometime in the future so that I can spin myself silly at the Mad Tea Party. Perhaps I might even try to get a job there for a bit while I sort out my imminent post-graduation life. Damnit, what did my professor do to me?

PIERCINGS
I don't let a professional piercer poke holes in me because I want to make a fashion statement, be unique, or rebel. I do it simply because I think this form of body modification is beautiful. It can complement one's looks in the same way other, more accepted body modifications do, such as the spindly high heels strapped to her feet, or the hairy caterpillar above his lip. We all like to make ourselves look good. Getting poked is how I like to do it. I only wish I could get more.

Current piercings:
16ga helix
16ga snakebites
14ga septum

Retired piercings:
14ga industrial (it became the helix)
16ga lobes