Cynic-san

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Last Login: 07/16/2010 2:13 pm

Registered: 07/25/2006

Gender: Male

Location: Chicago

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Well...I finally decided to update my profile a bit.

They call me Cyn. I'm a Cynic, misanthrope, misogynist, and generally an overall hateful person. I'm nice-ish when people get to know me but I don't really let that many people get too close. Why? Most people are bafoons.

For the record, I'm in my twenties and I'm not too huge on Gaia. Most of the lot on Gaia are idiots. "Scene" kids who are "geeky" because they're on a web forum, wannabe gamers who embrace Pro-Japanese or Pro-mainstream games, obsessive anime nerds with zero taste in animation, and wannabe assholes.

I'll say this. Just because you also don't like people because the world's pissed on your boots doesn't mean I'll be your friend. I hate people who wine, angst, and claim to be cynics. It's not cool to be ******** like this. Get that through your god damn heads. It's a miserable life and learn to be ******** happy--not "edgy" because it's cool.

I'm also a cancer survivor, Acute Myeloid Leukemia. I wasn't a p***y and cried, I gave it the same spit and vinegar I always give. I didn't turn a feather and turn to god. I did amazingly well in my treatment, was discovered to be medically super human, and told fellow cancer patients to not be "a god damn wuss".

Chicago also rules New York as New York sucks. Anyone wearing a "I heart NY" shirt needs to be ******** shot.

I like:
Philosophy.
GOOD anime (mostly stuff from the 80s-90s).
Samurai Films (Akira Kurasawa for the win).
Akira Kurasawa
Mecha (Giant Robots)
Slam Poetry (Not the romantic, serious, sappy s**t).
Writing.
Salty Food.
Scotch.
Takashi Miike Films.
Katsuhiro Otomo Films.
Boobs.

I hate (expect this to be updated randomly when I think of it):
Teenagers.
"Scene"/Emo/Goth Kids. (Chicks tend to be pretty attractive.)
Those skinny guys who look like chicks.
Vegetarians who do so by choice and not for religion or medical reasons.
Women, in general.
Holidays.
My Birthday.
Rum.
Hayao Miyazki/Studio Ghibli Films.
Mainstream Anime.
Liberals.
Neo-Conservatives.
People who think they are vampires/werewolves. They DON'T EXIST YOU BAFOONS.
Goreans and delusional morons like them.
People who seriously use the words "lord" or "m'lady".
People who dress up and/or attend renaissance fairs. (Come on, the medieval ages sucked so why do you want to live in it so much? And to my friends who do this, I still love you but you scare me.)
Most likely, you.

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Punchies Report | 11/14/2011 12:00 pm
Punchies
Got married, Mike! I've come a long way. I still miss you buddy, hope if you're in some other realm or something of the sorts I'm making you proud.
DarlingMilo Report | 03/04/2011 7:57 pm
DarlingMilo
Miss you incredibly. ):
ChaosAngelOrigin Report | 02/02/2011 9:52 pm
ChaosAngelOrigin
It feels strange to comment on a board from which you'll never read again, Mike. I suppose it's just another way for me to feel as though I'm staying connected to what little fragments of you are left. Maybe some of the people who have commented before me know you as well as I do, maybe they know you less, it's not important to me. The moment your mother called me to tell me what had happened is burned into my memory just as clearly as the day itself and your birthday. I'll never forget either of them. Every time I listen to Snake Eater, American Pie, some James Blunt and even some Coheed, I think of you. I can't even watch House, Scrubs or Akira Kurosawa films without being stuck in a stream of memories. I don't really know what else to say without being rude certain people we both know that irk me by even saying your name. So, this is really all I can say now:

Whiskey!

And if you're right... maybe I will talk to you again.
DarlingMilo Report | 12/12/2010 6:37 pm
DarlingMilo
I ate bacon today, and thought of you Mike. Miss you tons.
Punchies Report | 11/28/2010 5:56 pm
Punchies
We still miss you greatly.
Kenji Wolf Report | 08/14/2010 8:46 pm
Kenji Wolf
Mike. Gonna miss you man, you were never a God damned wuss, as you advised others not to be. Not sure what I'm going to do without my evil twin to back me up, but I do know I'm going to miss the hell out of you.


RIP Michael Oakleaf, aka Cynic-san August 11, 2010
Koigokoro-Kimchii Report | 08/13/2010 10:55 pm
Koigokoro-Kimchii
I miss you, you b*****d. You were my rolemodel and a man I held much respect for. You were kind of my hero. You still are, and you always will be. I can only hope to become half the man you were.
XIn_The_RainX Report | 07/19/2010 6:45 pm
XIn_The_RainX
Akira Kurasawa? I have a new respect for you.
DarlingMilo Report | 05/21/2010 10:54 pm
DarlingMilo
Boobs?
Sojiro Himura Report | 05/21/2010 7:34 am
Sojiro Himura
happy birthday man
 
 
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The hell are you doing here? Can't you read?