HELLO CYANTIFIC. YOUR OBJECTIVE IS TO WATCH THE TELEVISION SERIES 'DOLLHOUSE'. UPON COMPLETION OF THIS MISSION, YOU WILL BE SUFFICIENTLY REWARDED WITH LOADS OF ENTERTAINMENT. THIS MESSAGE WILL MOST LIKELY NOT SELF DESTRUCT IN ANY SORT OF WAY AT ANY DATE, BUT MAY BE DELETED IF YOU FEEL SO INCLINED. DO NOT FAIL US.
I love using "air quotes".
Silent comedies are hilarious.
Long words are my life.
Holy strawberries Batman! We're in a jam!
I am the Penguin.*
You're never too old for animation.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles kick arse and you know it.
I live to learn.
Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it.
Brightly-coloured shiny things are totally awesome. FACT. Why should I grow up?
If you give me a rubber duck, I'll love you forever.
If I seem quiet, I'm having a bad day.
Bug me, and I might just try to eat you.
I'm into stuff you've never even heard of.
Just 'cos I wear black doesn't mean I don't like rainbows.
Pirate is so the new ninja.
I'm cool. End of story.