oh hey, fef
i guess i am
i wwent on a gift givvin spree not too long ago
howw about you
Your name is F-EF-ERI P-EIX-ES
You are also a S-EA DW-ELL-ER. You )(ave t)(e most noble blood possible, t)(e only of your kind known to possess it, and t)(e only to s)(are it wit)( GL'BGOLYB, a deep sea monster also known as T)(-E RIFT'S CARBUNCL-E, -EMISSARY TO T)(-E )(ORRORT-ERRORS, or in more )(us)(ed tones, SP-EAK-ER OF T)(-E VAST GLUB.
T)(is makes you t)(e )(-EIR APPAR-ENT for Alternian rulers)(ip, w)(ic)( ordinarily would place you in considerable jeopardy. )(-ER IMP-ERIOUS COND-ESC-ENSION would steer t)(e flags)(ip from t)(e fleet and make an attempt on your life )(erself, if not for t)(e protection of your monstrous lusus.
And if not forewarned of your race's extinction by t)(e w)(ispers of t)(at lusus, you would )(ave BIG PLANS FOR T)(-E T)(RON-E. All t)(e plans. All of t)(em.
You would redefine w)(at it means to be CULL-ED in troll society. Under your rule it would mean caring for t)(e unfit and infirm rat)(er t)(an exterminating t)(em, and you )(ave put t)(is idea into practice by CULLING T)(-E FAUNA OF T)(-E D-E-EP. You tend to wild and beautiful AQUATIC )(OOFB-EASTS, grooming and feeding t)(em daily. You capture and cage CUTTL-EFIS)( by t)(e t)(ousands for t)(eir own good, and also because t)(ey are funny and colorful and you love t)(em. T)(ey often swim t)(roug)( t)(e bars of t)(eir cages, but t)(at is fine. You run your w)(ole palace as a sort of WILDLIF-E ADOPTION FACILITY, even if t)(e wildlife's need for care is dubious at best, and t)(e practice really just amounts to an elaborate ROL-E PLAYING SC-ENARIO. It's still fun t)(oug)(.
You would also look forward to using your reign to UNIT-E T)(-E TWO RAC-ES. You were told you would do t)(is one day by your lusus, even if it does contradict )(er message of extinction. O)( well, you suppose NOT ALL PROP)(-ECI-ES CAN COM-E TRU-E.
Your trolltag is cuttlefis)(Culler and you )(ave a )(ard time not getting R--EALLY --EXCIT--ED ABOUT PRACTICALLY --EV--------ERYT)(ING!