I am a magniloquent, arrogant, meretricious bast xlovely person.
I'm 100% serious guys, I'm not a nice person. And, that wins the award for best litote of the year. My sense of humor is dry, self-deprecating, you-deprecating (if we get to be friends, though you'd have to be insane to hang around me long enough for that), everyone-deprecating. It's part of my charm.
mlg lvl 99 wreckin all yo noobs
them people will be chantin my name
newbs will be asking who is that mlg player
shh dont look at her
shes cablegirl the best mofo there is
if she catches you starin
shell whoop yo a** for disrespect