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Cunalingus

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Last Login: 06/29/2008 7:43 pm

Registered: 05/08/2007

Gender: Female

Location: Dirty Jersey

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I say feed the a*****e to the Zombies, Ben! 0_o

"I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how ******** crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that? "

"You're a beautiful flower, quivering in the cosmos, people want to touch you in the pants."

Ok hey, I'm bored, here's more about me. *ponders* I'm still a bi-sexual 20 year old who eats Anime and Industrial music for Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

At this moment, I am craving some hardcore Radiohead for it satisfies my thirst for anything.

I've been dying to play WoW again, but have to save up for an Apt. so no can do for maybe another month or two or three smilies/icon_sad.gif

I'm soft, durable, and filled with candy.

*Ponders until my ears bleed*... and I have this to say:

In case of a zombie attack, if for whatever reason one of my arms or legs have become bitten, I request immediate amputation. We will strip the flesh and meat from my bones and use them as distractions for zombies to be thrown off, and the bones of my limb could be sharpened into shivs to stab with. I refuse to become one of them and they will regret ever trying to feast upon my body. Originality: Often mistaken for something done wrong. Why should anyone be naked? To pray on the fears of your victim. If you divide by Zero, there is a possibility of an Atomic Explosion. It will be all your fault. Much internets become moar and moar dangerous. Do want? Say no. Longcat will ascend from the heavens to Cleanse the Earth with Laser Beams and Fire. Let's learn Parkour.

Say no to furries.

SO-

As you can tell, I'm a bit of /b/tard thanks to my accomplice Xiro, that hueg gai b*****d.

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The Id, Ego, and Anima of Cunalingus

An extremely static and foggy realm of meth addicted soccer moms, self-loathing Mongolians, Metal-Plated Amish men and an unhealthy aphrodisia of moogles.

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kunoichi_no_buyu Report | 07/05/2007 5:27 pm
Surprise!!!!
kunoichi_no_buyu Report | 06/22/2007 10:51 pm
i as curious if i might ko m'lady's istant meseger screen ame. you could send it through a pm if you value privacy, but the news of chun-li's gaping vortex is coming far too slow for my tastes.
kunoichi_no_buyu Report | 06/22/2007 9:28 pm
ell, you have to remember, I just atched someone play. He had u ith the meat agos and abomiations, ad et psycho every time he got to let one of his goblin things chop down a tree.
kunoichi_no_buyu Report | 06/19/2007 10:08 am
Hey, just had my first experience with WoW. Kinda reminds me of a cartoony Age of Empires.
kunoichi_no_buyu Report | 06/13/2007 9:15 pm
Yep. And now he gave me a cape. My only experience ith an MMORPG as Phantasy Star online, and it as so unpleasant I started playing the normal game all the time. Might be luky for that. Gaia's robbed enough of my life thank youvery much.
kunoichi_no_buyu Report | 06/09/2007 11:29 pm
Whaddya think of the new avvi? I really gotta stop leting my bro dress me.
kunoichi_no_buyu Report | 06/06/2007 2:10 pm
Wait, you eat druid babies? Well, I could inmagine them missing that. I missed you too. I'll try not to leave your message board for too long anyway for a while. Gaia would be an empier place without ya.
kunoichi_no_buyu Report | 06/04/2007 4:43 pm
Wow, sounds like Lingus got busy! WoW is warcraft, right? Well, I'm glad you're back. Hopewfully, so am I.
kunoichi_no_buyu Report | 06/02/2007 9:09 am
Hands is it? Well, in the land of the Gerudo, they go by the nose. Why you think Ganondorf's so popular. A hundred murderous amazons, and I am their king. Well, actually, I think Blanka has the biggest hands except for zhangief. Too bad he's a gentle giant and is afraid to use him. Poor guy needs to get out of those abusive relationships, Chun Li and Sagat and Akuma and all. Oh well, wel at least you have fun. You'll heal. Did you get the footage? And eeeew, messy fish bait. I'd be afraid of the fishy gore after they ate that. Oh, yeah, and Brin is the shiznizz.

P.S. I may be gone a couple days. Leave some love, kay? Leave me some good Capcom gosip for when I come back.
kunoichi_no_buyu Report | 06/01/2007 10:18 pm
What? Wait, you're already inside? Slow down, wait, lemme get the camera. Cunny, you in a comfortable position? Dang it, ms. Li, keep up that hundred fott kick thingey up longer......
You know, this conversation is getting me strange looks from friends.

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