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Call me what kids called me in middle school: devils child
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- i like star trek
- i like anime and manga
- i draw anime and mangas
- when i was 3 all the kids wanted dogs: i wanted a snake or turtle
- i got lizards.
- i like clean paper to mess up
- i can make cranes and ninja stars
- i like pokemon
- i hate haters
- im gay
- i prefer internet relationships rather than in person
- i type pretty fast
- i make typos pretty easy
- sometimes when i speak i think the first few words and say the last few words of the sentence.
- that confuses people
- im eighteen
- im pretty good at math
- i hate english
- i know you wont read this list
- im surprised now
- off the top of my head i can think of 60 accounts i own
- i can remember most of the passwords too
- i have a cat
- two dogs
- a mother
- a sister
- a brother
- nothing else
- i like to go in antique stores and thrift stores
- i shop at hottopic and barns n nobles
- i really am a demon
- i love entertainment
- i hate veggies
- i eat potatoes once every day
- since i was six i've eaten yogurt and chocolate chips for breakfast
- sometimes i enjoy homework
- i find common chores pointless
- i find many things pointless
- i still live life
- i like learning
- i hate learning things everyone else already knew
- i blush easy
- my face gets really red too that i have to look down
- my hair is naturally black. many kids had debates about that
- im still surprised
- im entertained fairly easily
- for about 15 mins
- then i hit the enter key
- when i say "i'm going to stand over there now" it means i feel ignored and i want attention
- when i say "im shutting up now" i usually don't
- i have little will power
- i'm probably going to delete this in a few hours
- at big lots they sell anime dvds for 3 bucks
- no one understands me
- if they do, i'll kill them
- i can sew and makes cloths
- i've worn a dress
- i like skinny jeans
- a man in a suit with a russian accent turns me on
- i learned how to tie a tie a this year
- i've never been out of the USA
- i've never been out of the house on weekends
- i play video games alone because i get competitive
- i'm a copy cat
- my family series is 3rd rock from the sun. i love it
- i've played on the very first game boy. then they took it away from me
- i miss my 3000dolors of legos
- i read yaoi all the time
- i like dragons since i was 2
- i watched billnithescienceguy
- i love toys. real toys
- i can beat every puzzle if you leave me with it for a long time
- i want a puzzle box like in de-vinchi
- i love tv
- im easily distracted by it
- im internet addicted
- im a guy >__>
- i used to have my picture up but people started to insult me
- im mistaken for a girl all the time
- my mom always buys me diaries to write in
- they are all blank...
- i have two unicorn plushies. dont laugh
- i like humor
- i dont mind being laughed at, but i do have feelings
- i hide my feelings allot...
- the word allot annoys me
- i forgot what love feels like
- i know what pain feels like
- i like my bed
- i have three computes
- i have two ipods
- i have three cell phones
- i have a balance with salt and sugar
- i can drink lemons and limes in shot glasses like no bodies business
- my speech is old business
- i like being asked questions. but so does every one else.
- i always laugh at the number 69
- i need what everyone else needs: water, food, sleep
- there are allot of foods i've never eaten
- i want to chew on a lobster shell some day
- i know how they make fried icecream, but im still baffled.
- i prefer talking to older people than people my age
- i'm over curious
- but i'm not stupid
- there are many typos in here. dont tell me about them
- surprised again
- i wonder how long this list is now
- i have magazines from 1999 on pokemon
- i used to collect rocks
- i had too many
- my room is a library
- i read now and then
- some books make me cry harder than break ups
- i took akido lessons
- i have a wooden sword
- and a keyblade
- i've only played two kingdom heart games
- i need to finish the other one
- i hate new game systems
- my cat is covered in stickers
- i've never had real cake...
- i've had icecream cake
- i dont do birthdays anymore
- my last two birthdays: only one person showed up
- i dont like talking to people that i dont like
- i can look you dead in the eyes durring a whole conversation
- but i get bored easily
- i hate kids
- i hate guys who want to be in the military
- i believe everyone is born with the same rights as everyone else, and we are all born into random countries, why defend them?
- i dont know why people think black isnt a color
- i find the color comporting
- i have two big fears, im not telling them to you
- i love airplanes
- i want to be a pilot
- i wrote a poem when i was 12 and won
- i get confused easy
- im surprised
- i keep spelling surprised wrong because i think it wrong
- again: i hate english
- i find war pointless but necessary
- i have faith in my white cells
- yes. i cry
- i'm a virgin
- i was hurt as a child, ask me about it if you want more information
- i dont mind talking about some things
- other things piss me off
- im getting a bit bored
- i like my tablet
- i highlight too much
- i like masks
- i like glasses
- i've been listening to music and didnt know it
- i want a big CD/ DVD collection one day
- i prefer watching the I love lucy show rather than glee or scrubs
- i've never hear justins music
- i know a guy name justin but he likes being called phaty
- i was a teenager once
- which means i was an idiot once
- i hate phases
- i dont like my mom all that much
- we have poor communication
- i find it easier staring at dogs than people
- trigger happy and sue happy people are the same
- i get addicted pretty easy
- i think im still a idiot
- i think vegans are idiots
- my sister is a vegetarian
- i hate turkey
- im okay with chicken
- i love walking around vegetarians with a chicken bone in my mouth
- i participated in a senior prank
- it didnt end well
- im overly nice some times
- im mean too
- blah blah im repeating myself
- i dare you to read this all over again
- tomorrow is a Thursday
- i dont like slow texters
- i dont like it when someone who chats with me doesnt for a long time without explanation
- i like my internet to stay on all the time
- im hungry
- i think i'll make toast or something
- there are breads that are wheat free
- stalking on the internet is a synch
- stalking in real life requires a car.
- i think i'll continue this later
- bye
-im back
-i like to dip blue chips into yellow butter
- i think bight yellow and blue go together
- i like someone
- i find it hard to start relationships when i know it's going to end
- i mean all relationships
- teenagers piss me off now
- i hate hormones
- i suffer from depression attack
- its worse for my sister
- i hope i never have a stroke like my mother and sister have had
- i over think things
- im oblivious when someone's flirting with me
- im also over calm
- people think im high all the time
- im afraid to ask people for food
- i dont like being looked at
- all the cloths i like to wear make me stand out more
- i only wear them at anime conventions
- im watching as time goes by right now
- i seriously need to do my homework
- i passed a test, im happy about that
- water
- i have a dice collection because i wanted to make castles like Near
- im getting distracted
- i want to read a book right now..
- doing ms paint adventures. feels weird
- i want to watch adventure time
- i want to own that some day
- i like invader zim
- i used to be able to mimic girs doom some voice
- it hurt
- i can make my eyes shake
- it tickles
- eating potatoes right now
- they are yummy, but taste like soap in some places
- i miss shyguy right now : /
-derp
- //drinks water
- i have a twitter page :D
- i need to go buy some new glasses
- never tried contacts before
- i wonder what colored eye contacts would look like
- i sneezed
- im going to get all our movies together today and log them
- it's cloudy today, i love it
- if a bug chases me i freak out
- i have a couple of magic boxs
- i know some magic tricks
- like your mom
- i hate your mom lines
- lol
- my favorite author is Michaek Crinchton
- he wrote jurassic park you know.
- he likes to put people in situations where they cant get away from a murderous thing
- i like it
- i want to read a book to someone one day
- assuming they dont get annoyed easily
- i want a snake in a can
- just so i can scare myself
- i love antique type writers
- i collect marbles
- Budha figures
- pencils
- boxes
- candle holders
- milk glass containers
- dragons
- tea things that are japanese lookin'
- old things in general
- my favorite metal is silver
- video games with quiet music and dark places where you are alone... yeah that scares me
- i played a zombie game online once, it scared the hell out of me
- some people think im into cutsy things.
- i like watching blood in action movies though
-mmm explosions
- i think emotcons make things pop out more
- im a bit horny right now..
- i like domo
- he's cute
- did you know domo-kun is actually a TV station mascot?
- i think that's cool
- i wish i was better at art
- my dream job is working for Robot Chicken as one of the claymation workers
- up until now i got only one F.
- sometimes in high school i hated being smart because people got mad at me...
- i hated the aims
- cats respect me, dogs fear me
- i like fish. as friends
- why do people think fish isnt meat? it lived before
- i fell in love with my best friend.
- i made the mistake of kissing him
- only recently did he start talking to me again (after 2 years)
- i still have some homework from elementary school
- same with art
- i think i might scan some and do a years development thing
-i've only been drawing humans for 5 years
- i been playing the violin for 11 years
- i have two guitars
- i have a piano
- and a few drums
- and two flutes
- i want this one drum, but it's 300 bucks..
- i have no sense of fashion, so i cosplay
- i have work to do today, but i dont want to do it
- im a graphic designer..
- there's a pirate flag in my room
- i also have a pirate pop gun
- and a aporon that actually belongs to my mom
- i thing Dr. Seuss is a genius
- I'm going to make the tail from my avi and wear it around
- buying a wig will take some time though
- i need to find the goggles too :D
- everything else i can make
- i dont know i will be able to wear boots though
- make some of those long converses.. sexy?
- i need a new belt
- earrings
- yeah, when i dress up in my avi's cloths i'll take a picture
- i want more pokeballs, but they are so expensive to not attach to anything
- i think i'll stop again and do some things
-i enjoy the simple things in life:
- brushing cold water between my teeth
- smelling a bakery
- watching someone laugh and smile no matter how ugly their laugh is
- watching a crappy movie everyone hates and knowing it
- feeling the rain on my face
- checking my phone for the time when i already checked
- stealing icing from a cake
- clicking the pen so the...pen comes out
- finding a penny (i get over excited)
-third lick of of a lollipop
- seeing someone i like online
- falling asleep on the floor
-..little things
-im typing on a mac right now
- here\'s my collection of duckies
-now and then i attack people with hearts regardless of gender
- i have way too many fetishes...
- about.....i cant even count them. just ask
- I'm constantly cleaning ou my ears
- because of that im hypersensitive to sounds in peoples voices.
- there's a constant ring in my right ear
- i think it has to do with vibrations that colors give off...
- that just sounds crazy really. oh well
- some people are just jerks
- if money didnt exist, would we ever have conflict?
- i think so...
- i think teachers need to get paid more by the governments. SRLY
- i think this list will annoy allot of people
- i hate the work allot. and i probably mentioned that already
- im terrified of sharks, but at the same time i think they are badass.
- i think everyone is a troll until found normal
- i hate the ocean...
- i think humans rely on the element of fire too much
- tablets are amazing
- i like water. hate natural bodies of water (except this one river) am i weird?
- i miss someone to death right now
- sometime i was to date, but im scared D:
- i think life jackets look stupid..
- butlers, i want to be one... .////.
- next convention i got to, im getting a sword, maybe a big one! or hitsugayas~<3
- he's adorable...do want
- suits are sexy. if a boyfriend dress up in one and use his tie....oh gwad, i'd be so happy and turned on....
-i like chocolate milk
i have a baby zombie doll and a baby box
-i've read the twilight series. if you stopped reading here i wouldn't blame you.
- i didnt want to be left hanging D:
- i have that disorder... i hate cliff hangers
- kinda horny right now...
- im going to start practicing my violin again
- i've never rough housed.... in my life
- well, me and my sister/friend tickle fight.
- i love it when a women get pissed durring a fight and win against the man, i love seeing the man all scared
- between the ages of 5-13 i took care of horses
- i've always been a country guy..
- i even had boots and a hat, but i hated them
- cutie nerds are hawt
- hate the color white unless it's on paper
- i like to suck and nibble other people's fingers... cmon i already know my own taste.
- sometimes when i walk around i sniff the air like a dog
- i have a bad sense of smell, so i sniff to try and memorize smells
- i've never had a poptart but i know what it tastes like. you know how?
- ...
- ...
- ...
- didnt think you would
- they say smell is 72% of taste.
- smell some wine and take a sip, tastes as it smells.
- i like listening to radio programs
- but i constantly look around for a TV from habit
- tired. bed time
- i dont like making friends with people close to the military. it's a high risk factor for personal pain
- i dont like risks in general
- i dont like having company come over because im force to clean the house
- i hate birthdays because of the preparations I have to do
- who wants to be yelled at on their birthday? not me
- i like british comedies like Spaced
- i love comedy songs
- i like the smell of paint
- might not have a relationship ever again ._.
- um... i have a pokewalker and i take it everywhere
- i hate people who joke about my gender because of my body type
- i hate it when i wake up and instantly flooded by work
- i hate it when mom thinks i dont need to eat
- im human you know...
- some of my old friends said i was a shrink
- because i would listen to their crap without saying anything and give advice
- anyone can to that you stupid people =.=
- i hate stereotypes
- and people who support them
- i wear skinny jeans
- i want high boots next time i go to the mall
- there's about 300 bucks in my room somewhere....in quarters
- my ipod is in a red case
- it's fancy
- mangaaaa need more!
- i have a robot dog
- i like robots
- they're cute
- hence, i like the vocaliods
- they will never die..
- the longer someone is away from me, the more sour i become towards them
- i dont know why
- i have a gangstar hat
- it's awesome
- if someone gives flowers to someone they like, it means they want sex.
- thats what our eco teacher said
- it made me laugh
- i can see invisible green dots on the screen D:
- wish i had someone to cuddle now and then
- sometimes i just want to leave the house at night and lay on the highway
- dont worry, no one is on the highway at night
- like, one car for an hour
- i've never been in a food fight...
- i had near fight experiences as a kid,
- one: i had a glare i didn't know about and kids thought i wanted a fight
- two: when i said nothing and kept glaring they got scared
- pfft
- in high school i was attacked by a bunch of girls, and they dressed me in a dress...
- nightmare
- but i started cosplaying right after that
- i hate the word panties
- it sounds so stupid, like...when a grown man says he's going to "poo-poo"
- WTF
- i tend to mimic people i like/love
- for example, i had a crush when i was in middle school, i copied how he wrote his T's
-i have a phone number with unlimited texting....and no one texts me...soooooo ask for it if i like you
-omg
-santa.....is a version of god for children. think about it
- easter bunny is scary
- i want candy
- i want pumkin pie actually
-blaaaah
-here's my email: Cake_Keeper@hotmail.com
-blaaaaa
-I'm good at knowing when a relationship will end when it just started
- I don't like people because of that.
-fact: just added the app pandora
- fact: enjoying it like awesome
- its toooo laaaaaate to apologize
tooo laaaaatteeeee

-occasioanlly i sing
- I suck at it
- Drawing right now
- Found a art person who I heroized, we became friends and it make me all shocked O:
- like the dream i had last night, I had a dream I became friends with a hawt actor. He so hawt...
lol
- i like gloves, hate wearing them
- i have a stream now
- i posted the link up there. waaaay up there ^
-should be under one of the avatars
- sory. you dont get to see my face. ehhehe
-used to have 15 inch hair
-it's gone now
-my sister teases me by calling me "sis"
-because i look like a girl
-someone said cheese
-bucket is a dirty word
-and i just said it
-im such a pervert...
- i like teasing people
-did i say that already?
-s**t i need to reread this..
-song up there is towards someone
-falallaa lalala ******** youuu
-so bored now
-monkey cheese what?....?
-someone just walked by us and smiled at me
-swoon
-he was hot too.
-need to reread this list
-******** i already said that
-omg that sound scared me
-pfffft
-my personality is double sided
-one side is all logic, the other is emotion
-they're out of sync.
-makes me confused all the time
-i just had rice, it was very good
- i hope i dont get stomach pains from it
-last two times i had rice i got these horrible stomach stabbing and twisting sensations.
-sis says it was dehydration.

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