THE REAL ME:
NAME: Andy
AGE: 21
HOROSCOPE SIGN: Scorpio
LOCALIZATION: Portugal
JOB: Otaku/Rapist
PET: An army of cats
WEAPON: Fangirl Scream of Death and Speed Humping
QUOTE: Am I drunk yet? No? What about now?
BAD HABIT: I love to scare little kids. And eat them.
PERSONALITY:
Are You Trustworthy: I am. Trust me when I say that
Are You Republican/Democrat/Independent: I'm an human idiot
Shy or Outgoing: Sooo...where are we going today?
Do You Think You Are Attractive: I'm not ugly, I can say that
Funny or Serious: An elf, a human, & a dwarf walk into a tavern.
The elf orders a wine, the human orders a beer, & the dwarf orders an ale. The barkeep sets their drinks down before them, & each one notices a fly in his drink.
The elf frowns, turns up his nose, & pushes the glass away.
The human frowns, flicks the fly out of his beer, & starts drinking.
The dwarf frowns, carefully picks the fly out of his ale, & yells, "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!"
FAVORITES:
Color: Black
Animal: Cat, Ferret and Crow
Food: yes please
Sports: Dwarf throwing is fine I guess
Band/Musician: WRock! JRock! Yeah!!!
ARE YOU/ HAVE YOU/ DO YOU:
Curse Regularly: what the fuking fukery ******** is this fuking survey for?!
A Sports Fanatic: who? *looks around*
Have Scars: yeah. its pretty hard when u try to kill someone and they keep trying to escape.
Believe In Ghosts: i have a few, we play cards at night
Had A Serious Surgery: i did, almost died the day after
Been Beaten Up: yup, ugly fights with guys
Flashed Someone: im a stalker
Gone Skinny Dipping: yeah, people screamed: ITS THE NESS MONSTER OMG
Consumed Alcohol: No way *hides Ale behind her back*
Done Drugs: I don't need them to go crazy
Taken Painkillers / Legally or Illegally: Potions and Painkillers are my main diet.
PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE:
What were you doing on 9/11/2001: raping someone.
Something you would like to forget: ...i forget everything already O.O
What are you thinking about: chocolate
How do you feel right now: hungry for chocolate
What are you wearing: my skin
You're a pervert: I know
MY THOUGHTS ON:
One Nation, Under God: idiots xD
Drugs: I like potions better
Illegal Immigrants: NO MEXICANS NO TACOS!
Gay Marriage: HELL YEAH BABY
Death Penalty: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
Downloading Music: *downloads* hmm what?
Terrorism: i am one of them!
CURIOSITIES ABOUT THE REAL GIRL:
♥ I have a huge collection of shades. One day I'll have every kind of glasses;
♥ I had the kiss of my dreams in real life;
♥ I was born deaf, so I got to know how to talk really late;
♥ I only drink in parties;
♥ I write and read a lot;
♥ I've got a weak body and I get sick a lot;
♥ Sometimes my dreams come true, so do my nightmares;
♥ I was an art student, so I can draw;
♥ I have 3 cats and 2 parrots at home;
♥ I want to kill one of those parrots;
♥ I'm the leader of my group;
♥ I sent a guy to hospital once;
♥ I always change my style of clothes;
♥ I got in a fight with the 4 most popular dudes in the school;
♥ I like to play with fire;
♥ I have no problems to fight guys and beat the s**t out of them;
♥ I hate sports;
♥ I believe Voldemort is just lonely. He just needs a hug;
♥ I can go crazy about people i care and hurt the ones who hurt them;
♥ I'm a Hyde and Gackt believer. (fangirl);
♥ I spent two years thinking that Mana-san was a girl O.O but she has a p***s. damn. lol;
♥ Gackt's Magnum changed my life at the age of 16 O.O so did Gravitation (yaoi anime) Kumagoro Beam bitchez;
♥ I have a thing for multi-colored objects;
♥ I talk with myself in English when I'm alone
♥ I have a huge imagination;
♥ I go random when I'm hyper;
♥ I'm crazy and violent when angry;
♥I'm extreme in almost everything;
My other Avatars:
~Art made by me~ 
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The time difference between your last two comments is fifteen minutes
So while I was doing s**t off of Gaia
You sat
And waited for a reply
And when you didnt get one, you came back
Which is really pathetic
I just think your IQ is below the melting point of mercury, so I dont think Ill bother
Bee tee dubs
I turned 18 this year
I dont give two shits about my profile
And I dont give two shits about you
but you're not doing that, are you
you're such an idiot
I think you are unnecessarily mean
you are not original
and you piss me off
that's it
bye
You seem pretty sure of yourself
you're such an idiot