Greetings and salutations. I am, for the sake of Gaia's purposes, Crimson Fire Fox.
My current hobbies include but are not limited to playing the guitar, video games and longboarding.
Feel free to continue reading a bunch of random quotes I have accumulated over the years.
Crimson: OMG!!! They aren't showing up on the map!!!!!
Gearfried: Um... It's a peice of paper
Crimson: Well... why don't they get all scientific and use a pen?
I N U: FISH STICKS AND ORANGE JUICE
Ask a Ninja: If a ninja falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound??? If a ninja does anything, any where, he doesn't make a sound. And if he does make a sound it's probably going to be the last sound you ever hear.
Gearfried: This Little Piggy Went Wee Wee Wee... All The Way To Hell!
Mom Corp: I have now purchased your building. Clean out your lockers and make sure the door doesn't hit you on the way out. 'Cause I don't want a** prints on my new door!!!
I N U's Sister: You don't need your liver as much as your lungs so put the cig out and drink up.
Crimson's English Teacher: Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people!
Crimson: You should stop talking before you hurt yourself, or before someone hurts yourself for you.
Serenity: A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a BEST friend will be beside you saying, "Damn man. we ******** up, didn't we?"
Gearfried: God is a woman! No man in his right mind would make women have PMS!
Crimson: Um... then why do we have beer?
Gearfried: So that men can actually put up with the ugly ones aswell.
Crimson's Comm Tech Teacher: I don't care if he's murdering you! you don't slap him!
Pure Pwnage: You remind me of gay.
Jean Chretien: A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven
Serenity: Omg omg omg... this movie is so scary... I'm scaried shirtless
I N U: Trannyformers!!! Fellows in disguise!
Cartman: You know that feeling after you've took a huge crap... and then all the s**t FLIES BACK INTO YOUR a**!!! OF COURSE I'M NOT OK!!!
Scorpian King: A river of blood will not bring order, but it will obidience.
Demonology and Heartache: Muffingasm!
Gearfried: Anyone can get past a guard dog.... But nobody ******** with a lion!
Majora's Mask: Don't slack off, God and the wife are watching.
Crimson: The ceiling is stealing my pancakes.
Pink Royalty: dont be a stranger ask i LIVE to help and i LOVE to help... and i LOVE pink!! and i LIVE crimson xD
I n u: I'm going to die like a dog
bubble_shuichi: on your back with your legs in the air??? THATS how youre gonna die???wow.
Dictionary.com: Special adj. 8. A special person or thing
Roxxi: I'm a nintendork who plays nofriendo 64
Gearfried: A cat jumps into a tub and gets wet, it jumps out and runs away while the rooster laughs. Moral of the story is that wet pussies makes cocks har.
rockstar2die4: *pokes fire's nose*
Kirsti Hearts You: I refuse to poke things with the name "fire" in them. xD
Voltaire: I do not agree with a word you say, but I will defend to the death of me to say it.
Diderot: Revolution in the minds of men to free them from prejudice.
Crimson's Brother: Wife stands for Washing, Ironing, ********, Etc.
Canadian Law: The exception, of course, is a**l intercourse, to which unmarried persons under 18 cannot legally consent.
Crimson: 9/10 people agree that 1/10 people disagree to any given subject.
Demonology: xD yay vaginey powers
Crimson: XDDD powers? like bitching and bleeding?
I N U: Never trust something that bleeds for 5 days and lives.
Crimson: Don'tyoujusthateitwhenyourspacebarstopsworking anditmakesyoulooklikearetardwhojustsaysabunchofnonsense.
Crimson: Is it still necrophillia if it's the living dead?
Crimson's Step-Mom: Go to bar at 10 with all the women 2's and when you go home at 2 all the women are 10's.
HaruhiLover: i tho Usagi was like a tag for a guild or clan
HaruhiLover: i added crescent moon
[Usagi] Crescent Moon: Thats what happens when you play MMORPGS too much
Crimson's Mom: I used to dress you guys up like the dwarfs, Grumpy, Dopey, and Sleezy.
JonTG: Man, my p***s is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
JonTG: wait, s**t
Fashykekes: Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."