AboutGreetings and salutations. I am, for the sake of Gaia's purposes, Crimson Fire Fox and more commonly Metanite.
My real name is Patrick, so if you feel like creeping me out in fishing or VH, go right ahead and call me such.
My current hobbies include but are not limited to playing the guitar, video games and previously longboarding.
Sorry ladies, I know I usually have to fend you off with a stick (or at least in the crazy world in my head) but I am currently taken on here by Selena who brings so much delight and joy into my otherwise boring world. There is nothing quite like coming home and getting on Gaia, with someone waiting to talk to you about your day and cheer you up on the bad ones.
Feel free to continue reading a bunch of random quotes I have accumulated over the years.
Crimson: OMG!!! They aren't showing up on the map!!!!!
Gearfried: Um... It's a peice of paper
Crimson: Well... why don't they get all scientific and use a pen?
I N U: FISH STICKS AND ORANGE JUICE
Ask a Ninja: If a ninja falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound??? If a ninja does anything, any where, he doesn't make a sound. And if he does make a sound it's probably going to be the last sound you ever hear.
Gearfried: This Little Piggy Went Wee Wee Wee... All The Way To Hell!
Mom Corp: I have now purchased your building. Clean out your lockers and make sure the door doesn't hit you on the way out. 'Cause I don't want a** prints on my new door!!!
I N U's Sister: You don't need your liver as much as your lungs so put the cig out and drink up.
Crimson's English Teacher: Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people!
Crimson: You should stop talking before you hurt yourself, or before someone hurts yourself for you.
Serenity: A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a BEST friend will be beside you saying, "Damn man. we ******** up, didn't we?"
Gearfried: God is a woman! No man in his right mind would make women have PMS!
Crimson: Um... then why do we have beer?
Gearfried: So that men can actually put up with the ugly ones aswell.
Crimson's Comm Tech Teacher: I don't care if he's murdering you! you don't slap him!
Pure Pwnage: You remind me of gay.
Jean Chretien: A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven
Serenity: Omg omg omg... this movie is so scary... I'm scaried shirtless
I N U: Trannyformers!!! Fellows in disguise!
Cartman: You know that feeling after you've took a huge crap... and then all the s**t FLIES BACK INTO YOUR a**!!! OF COURSE I'M NOT OK!!!
Scorpian King: A river of blood will not bring order, but it will obidience.
Demonology and Heartache: Muffingasm!
Gearfried: Anyone can get past a guard dog.... But nobody ******** with a lion!
Majora's Mask: Don't slack off, God and the wife are watching.
Crimson: The ceiling is stealing my pancakes.
Pink Royalty: dont be a stranger ask i LIVE to help and i LOVE to help... and i LOVE pink!! and i LIVE crimson xD
I n u: I'm going to die like a dog
bubble_shuichi: on your back with your legs in the air??? THATS how youre gonna die???wow.
Dictionary.com: Special adj. 8. A special person or thing
Roxxi: I'm a nintendork who plays nofriendo 64
Gearfried: A cat jumps into a tub and gets wet, it jumps out and runs away while the rooster laughs. Moral of the story is that wet pussies makes cocks har.
rockstar2die4: *pokes fire's nose*
Kirsti Hearts You: I refuse to poke things with the name "fire" in them. xD
Voltaire: I do not agree with a word you say, but I will defend to the death of me to say it.
Diderot: Revolution in the minds of men to free them from prejudice.
Crimson's Brother: Wife stands for Washing, Ironing, ********, Etc.
Canadian Law: The exception, of course, is a**l intercourse, to which unmarried persons under 18 cannot legally consent.
Crimson: 9/10 people agree that 1/10 people disagree to any given subject.
Demonology: xD yay vaginey powers
Crimson: XDDD powers? like bitching and bleeding?
I N U: Never trust something that bleeds for 5 days and lives.
Crimson: Don'tyoujusthateitwhenyourspacebarstopsworking anditmakesyoulooklikearetardwhojustsaysabunchofnonsense.
Crimson: Is it still necrophillia if it's the living dead?
Crimson's Step-Mom: Go to bar at 10 with all the women 2's and when you go home at 2 all the women are 10's.
HaruhiLover: i tho Usagi was like a tag for a guild or clan
HaruhiLover: i added crescent moon
[Usagi] Crescent Moon: Thats what happens when you play MMORPGS too much
Crimson's Mom: I used to dress you guys up like the dwarfs, Grumpy, Dopey, and Sleezy.
JonTG: Man, my p***s is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
JonTG: wait, s**t
Fashykekes: Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
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