~[Cream_filled_pie]~
I'm so hxc I piss glitter.
kthx bai
About muah.
~The name's Kristi
~I'm 18!
~I am taken <33333333333333333333333
~I'm scene, NOT EMO. Get it right.
~I like metal, punk rock, indie, and most alternative
~I'm going to college for cosmetology and fashion design
~I'm in AP art in school, so yeah, I can draw you avi art, but not for free. >:0
~I have AIM, YIM, MSN, and Meebo. PM me if you wanna talk on one of them.
~I will make you a sign for like 500g if you want me to.
~I'm actually quite poor, so don't ask for donations. It makes me feel bad. ;[
~No, I don't have a myspace. I'm like the only scene kid who doesn't have one. ._.
~I love videogames, especially horror and war. And GH3
~I have a Ps3. >:3
~Uhm if there's really anything else you want to know, pm me.
Oh, and yes. Ps3 IS better than the 360.
You know why it's called the xbox 360? Cause when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away. Hah.
...Yes. I know what that means.
It's a saying from /b/. Deal with it. > 3 >
So tell me you 360 faggots:
Do you enjoy the fact that you have to pay to play online?
Do you enjoy that all your 'awesome games' actually suck a**? Let me tell you WHY they suck...
HALO - 12 year old boys who jerk off to furry porn play this game. Thats right, it sucks. Virtually no recoil what-so-ever makes this game ******** rediculously easy. Any PC FPS gamer can
pick it up and own you ******** idiots in a matter of 2 hours (time to get used to the controls and figure out your jungle monkey strategies)
Gears of War - the ONLY good thing about GoW was the commercial music, Mad World. That's it. Whilst playing my friends 360 and trying this game, I felt my IQ slowly decreasing, causing me to induce vomiting at regular intervals. This aids infested monkey s**t is the cancer of
FPS (other than HALO). "LAWLZ I HAV A CHANESAW ON MY GUN LAWLZ LAWLZ LAWLZ"
Saints Row = It sucked. Period. Nice try at a Grand Theft Auto with the shittiest ending EVER. SPOILER - The boat ******** blows up. thats it. just ******** blows up. game over.
Forza 2 - Other than being the easiest 'Simulation' driving game ever, the fact that they would let idiots actually turn on a green line on the ******** road is horseshit. "OH MY GOD! THERES A MAKEBELIEVE GREEN LINE ON THE ROAD SHOWING ME WHERE TO TURN! I MUST BE TRIPPING ON SHROOMS!"
Condemned - Nice try at trying to make me scared , faggots. I totally saw that drugged up dumbass behind that 1 foot wide pillar.
Dead or Alive 4 - Other than being the worst fighter game ever, this c** guzzling worthless crap is just that, utterly worthless. How do you win? ******** button mash, thats how the pros do it.
Games for the PS3 that are/going to be better
Like HALO? Try Resistance: Fall of Man
Like Forza? Try Grand Turismo HD
Like Dead or Alive 4? Try Virtua Fighter
Like Condemned? Try Condemned 2... thats right... We have it to, ********.
Like Saints Row? Try Grand Theft Auto. Faggots.
Like GoW? Try sticking a Nintendo PowerGlove up your a**.
Do you enjoy sending your 360s back to Microsoft because you have 3 red lights flashing on your screen? Hope you do since it effected nearly 30 to 33% of them.
Do you enjoy having no Blue Ray? I love Blue Ray, in fact, I got 5 movies for free when I bought my PS3,
taking into account that a Blue Ray Player is around 1000 bucks and a movie is 10-20 bucks... I think my 600 dollars were well spent.
I enjoy being able to move my controller and have it effect my gameplay. You HALO fags would throw a fit if you had to actually have control of your gameplay, seeing as you constantly throw fits and toss your controller every which way because you just got 'owned' with a ******** plasma grenade aimed at your face.
Also I hope you all enjoy running hot, placing your Cola or Beer on your 360 while playing, only to find it boiling
hot the second you pick it up due to the extreme heat generated by your box built by Microsoft, the same company you swear you hate because they created Vista. That's right, by supporting your gay-box, you are supporting Vista. Congrats you ******** idiots.
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who the ******** labels themselves? uhm pathetic much.
im so hxc i piss glitter
word on that lol
do you remember me?