About

HELLO PIGGY- Gir

hello i am koopa a very strange person i uh suck at drawing online

Influences: DJ dazzy and his awesome panda
Similar To: no one

bananas r good
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is it just me, or were monkeys alot cooler before ipods were invented...
Pandas crap on cactuses just dont get the swine flu, what with the retching sneezing and sizzling bacon on the side. this signature dish is the new essential guide to The civil war, which occured when Tom sawyer pissed Lincoln off...

I wrote a song! it goes to the tune of lowrider.

All.. my friends... know the ghost rider.
GHOOST RIIDERR his hair is on fire!

i have a neopets account a runescape account and a youtube account

neopets: gruslen22_
runescape: gruslen22
youtube: ratumoko

i started a religous cult based on the letter Q. the dreaded U and his wife W be darned to rot in erasedom for the horrors of the Querepean wars

if youre wondering what this thing in my neck is, it's my tag. it tracks me and when i do something bad it zaps me. i smell like bacon...

apple flavored bubble gum

i may seem weird but that is just to hide my awesomeness. if anyone even BEGAN to comprehend how awesome i am they would explode. therefore, for the safety of the universe i MUST act strange. after all, if i dont then who will? ill tell u who, AL QUEIDA! do u want that? no? you dont? well well well. i obviously see who's point scrambled who's logic.

i think i like cinnamon...

well well well well wellc welcome... i really struggled with that word. but i dont know why... anyway, i was just thinking about pigs. they eat everything. even bacon, which is kinda wrong... of course, they say human is the most delicious meat of all................. what? im not staring... *drool*

did you notice that music is only appreciated in its time, i mean with a few exceptions. like most people dont think of mozart as REAL music.

amadeus! amadeus!

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the cake is a lie...

ok this REALLY WORKS and its scary. ok
1. turn off your computer
2. go outside
3. send me your credit card information in a mail box
4. pay for 5000 dollars of stuff
5. kiss a picture of mr bean (han solo may be substituted)
6. climb a tree
7. jump out
8. when u break your leg youll find out someone canceled your health care
9. call me
10. say omg wtf is ur prob n00b
11. ill say oh well, serves you right for following my advice
and then your life will REALLY suck... told u it works...

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heres my poem, i wrote it myself :B

the monkey was like nothing id ever seen,
his face was pained
like hes got listerine
in his mouth
but ill tell you what,
the scariest part was his big red butt.

my last name rhymes with skittle!!! maybe gaia will pay me to advertise skittles...

i hate buying MAD magazine, because the cashiers always look so strange, like you just stole the ark of the covenant.... ITS JUST A MAGAZINE!!

shortcut to mushrooms- the only chapter in the lord of the rings that i can remember the name of...

THE BEATING OF THE HORRIBLE LIVER!!! not as catchy...

bovine americans rock!!!

SOUNDS HAWT