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Hey peeps, name's Skye or Coyote. Anything other than that is on a need-to-know basis, and I promise you, you don't need to know. Another simple piece of information you should learn quickly is that I'm a b***h--but don't run away so fast, I'm a really fun b***h.
Coyote likes:
- Cars, especially Camaros
- Cats, especially mine
- Native American legends
- Boots
- Fake leather
- Tattoos
- Tank tops
- All-natural foods
- Milkshakes
- Doing crazy s**t
- Badasses
- ...Potts
Coyote doesn't like:
- Authority
- Dumb people
- McDonald's
- School
- Uniforms
- Sexist pigs
- Animal cruelty
- Flat-out d**k moves for no reason
- Al Gore and his stupid "inconvenient truth" - Get rid of your big-a** jet before demanding we get rid of our cars and such, you hypocrite.
- People who can't take a joke and get irritated easily; your anger will be exploited for my entertainment. Don't say I didn't warn you.
I'm taken by Potts and you're gonna have to be pretty damn awesome to change that.
Nice to meet you and I hope I don't have to tear out your throat any time soon.
4laugh *formerly ArtaLex*
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