Ebil Cowie is Ebil. Moo~
I have the Cloven hooves and the horns to prove it.
Hullo, all! If you're looking at this, you must be extremely bored! Congratulations! Sorry that there isn't really more here, but I would rather you get to know me through drunken 2am PMs and through zOMG instead of trying to be all like "ooh, who was that cow again?"
Really quick brain fresheners:
- I like cows.
- I like women.
- I'm a bit of
- I freaking HATE
Dervish. And Dervish users. But mostly Dervish. (In papa saw, it knocks people out of the range of what competent/sane people use as an AoE, which is Fire Rain. The only time you should use it is if you lack Fire Rain.)
- I like to change my outfit. A LOT.
- Doctor Who
- Fire Rain
- Dungeons and Dragons
- Philosophical debates on the various states of the human condition.
- Hugs and/or sexy parties
- Aquariums with mostly Air Sharks. I love yoooouuuu~!
- Poor spelling, grammar and/or punctuation. You're typing a message on a god damn computer. There is absolutely no reason you should use short-hand typing in any public sphere.
- Tiny bones in my food.
- Pork. It's just, ew.
- Aquariums with more than 1 Feathered quoatl. You are the bane of my existence.
- Most anime. Why is all the good s**t so few and far between? T
Also, odds are if you're arguing with me, the answer is either 42, esoteric and therefore impossible to definitively pin down (no matter how superior we cows are to people), or you're wrong. And if it's none of those, you're probably related to the Dos Equis or Old Spice man, so congratulations in advance. While there are exceptions, try not to bank on them. All cows are gifted with a massive bank of useless information.