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Wow, I've gone nuts, yet brilliant at the same time...
Hmmm. Where to start, where to start…
Well, my name’s Orlando (Although you may see me being called one of a MILLION nicknames that people have made for me), I’m fourteen, male, and I’m about 5’11”. If you want to get any more personal than that, and what I’m about to list below, then you can contact me via msn or aim (will be listed at the very bottom of this), the latter which I’m barely ever on... or you can just wait for my MySpace to be mentioned somewhere around here and contact me through that.
I’m a douche. It’s the truth. I can be a complete douche bag. So yes, if anyone ever tells you I’m a jerk, they aren’t just jealous and trying to knock me down a peg, because I’ve been known to come off as a jerk. I’m usually joking, and it’s hard to tell when I’m joking or dead serious. Look for either a usage of curse words (I’ll be pissed) or a lot of over-the-top emo (I’ll be sad) because that’s pretty much the only time you can tell when I’m serious without asking. I’ve been called a womanizer and people may sometimes tell some girls to stay away from me thanks to my inept ability to “hit” on every girl who I ever get into a conversation with… OKAY first off, I do NOT hit on every girl; and “hit on” is SUCH a crude term, I just drop a few nice words. If telling a girl she writes well and complimenting her on her blouse is a crime, then I’ll GLADLY fight the law!! *pump fist* Besides, I prefer the term gentleman.
I’ve been on Gaia for over a year now, WAY OVER half of that time spend in the shroud of inactivity (this is my second account, I forgot pass and user to the first =)). My birthday is May 8, 1994. I’ve made quite a bit of friends, very few enemies, and not much gold. I just try to be the friendly c**t that gets along with everyone in one way or another, and well... yeah.
I tend to naturally make people a bit aggravated a bit of the time, pissing off even my closest friends, but I can pretty much mend any friendship that I want to mend, even with people who hate me. Sometimes that would take a few tries... but it’s only failed me twice. If I ever get into an argument with you, or you see me in an argument with someone else, then I’ll most likely be talking people down... majorly... sometimes even using name calling!

I guess I have a general devilish charm from what people sometimes tell me, I’m hard to stay angry at, am loud and unable to be ignored, and have near infinite stamina when it comes to most things.
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by the way, please vote for my friend.
http://www.gaiaonline.com/arena/gaia/original-avatar/vote/?entry_id=101131377#title#title
I know for one thing half of them don't make sense at all and maybe the other half dont even have probable answers
so if your gonna be like that and constanly make me feel stupid you can leave me alone, okay?
I don't get it and don't call me stupid -.-
^.^