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Take the Magic: The Gathering \'What Color Are You?\' Quiz.
>1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad
> like a spider monkey jacked up on Starbucks!!!
>2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something naughty
> that I must be involved in.
> 4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.
> 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much w orse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
> 6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
> 7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
>
> 8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- > After I laugh my butt off!!
> This is my oath...
>
> I pledge it to the end.
>
Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND!
> Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.
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READ THIS
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2009 WHEN...
1. You go to a party sit down and take Myspace photos.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have AIM, MSN, Facebook, or Youtube.
4. You'd rather search all around the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the T.V.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were to busy to notice number 5.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check
if there was a number 5.
11. Now your laughing at your on stupidity.
12. Put this on your profile if you fell for it. You know you did. And so did I. XD
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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
The girl says "Slow down, please. I'm scared."
The guy replies "No, come on. This is fun."
The girl argues "No, it's not. Please. It's so scary."
The guy says "Then tell me you love me."
The girl replies "I love you. Please, slow down.
The guy continues "Now, give me a big hug."
The girl gives him a hug.
The guy then asks "Can you take my helmet off & put it on youself? Its bothering me."
The girl removes the guys helmet, and fastens it onto herself.
The next day in the newspaper, it was reported that a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two pleople were in the crash, but only one survived.
The truth was, that halfway down the road the guy realized the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. So, instead, he had her tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so she would live, even if it meant that he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
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This is a story about four people
named Everybody, Somebody,
Anybody,and Nobody.There was
an important job to be done and
Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure Somebody
would do it.Anybody could have
done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that
because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could
do it but Nobody realized that
Everybody wouldn't do it.It
ended up that Everybody blamed
Somebody when Nobody did what
Anybody could have done. ANGIE
When it's finished raining and the
sky is bright again,look for a
rainbow, for I will be at the other
end.
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THE WORLD HAS ALL THE CORNERS. ALL OF THEM.
HECK YEAH CAPSLOCK!
IT'S ROUND SO TECHNICALLY IT HAS LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF CORNERS. TRUST ME, I'M A SCIENTIST. /LIES
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, I MEAN COME ON. YELLING ON THE INTERNET WHEEEEEEEE
ANYWAY I'M FINE, HOW ARE THINGS IN YOUR CORNER OF THE WORLD WHICH IS ACTUALLY RATHER CLOSE TO MINE!?