So you have enough time to log in, change yourself back to the guild captain (EVEN THOUGH you left it to a democratic vote for the guild and I WON), but not enough to send a simple, "oh, hey, how are you? Hey, guess what. I'm alive still. And don't worry, I get that you've been unable to erase me from your mind, wondering if I'm still alive and well, but whatevs! lol! Wassup, lass?"
Well, SIR, I'm changing myself back to guild captain as I'm FAR more attentive to its needs than you are.