Lol. Only stupid people don't adhere to labels. Labels make worlds go 'round.
Currently conforming to... Everything.
Who am I? Awesome. Better than most of you, anyway. Etc etc, ego rubbing, etc...
Age? 17, and even with all your experience you can't be better than me. And since I'm constantly becoming more cool, you'll never even see a chance even if you reincarnate, like, fifty kajillion times.
Hobbies? Mirror-watching, teh weightliftz, mirror-watching (And by mirror-watching, I mean looking at myself in the mirror).
I could also be a mule. Of who? Read the clues.
Fo' realz, nowz:
I'm pretty big on family, and I'm proud to say that I'd make an awesome daddy (For certain people in a certain community, that counts for you, too.
You may think I'm mean, or that my opinions are pretty unorthodox and partially insulting to other views on life, both in the online (nerd) and the media world, but you have to realize that I'm smart enough to understand that. Which means that everything I believe in, not only do I believe in it strongly, but I've realized that it'll offend a lot of people, both "conformists" as well as "against the crowd" people. Hell, there's a reason why my name's conformist: I believe in the 'idea' of conformity (to an extent).
I'm rude, mean, and obnoxious; that only means that when you become friends with me, you realize that you've gone a long way and that you're cooler and more powerful than most people. So be proud if you're on my good list.
Ciao, luvzorz, hugz and spanksies, etc.
PS: If you're moderately literate, feel free to message me on Gaia or AIM about an RP.
I tend to be busy, and sometimes my RP list fills up and I'm not available for many, but I'll try to respond if I can. SPOILER ALERT: This boss is 100% heterosexual, so, you know, don't try to get me into a gayzorfest.
PPS: If you're a guy, and
you're ******** awesome and do not suffer from mental disabilities and/or a demented disposition, feel free to chatz wit' me.
Teh Yahoo!: Lulzerbeast