OH SO YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT ME?
When I was a wee little one, people everywhere would call me Comfy because I was always super comfortable to lay on. Travelers from far and wide would come to my tiny hut, just to use me as a pillow. One day, I could no longer be used as a pillow--this was when I turned 11-years-old and received my very own letter to this school for witchcraft and wizardry. It sounded a little suspicious at the time, but it was actually a truly wonderful place, complete with a giant squid that I often rode on to take me from class to class. I was never late.
When I grew older, I developed a taste for teaching and to become the best wizard in the world, even better than Albus Dumbledore. I studied hard for years; not once did I come out of my cave of books, not even to see the sunlight. When I finally learned all I could, I emerged from my dark confines, looking like Edward Cullen only worse (if possible) and dueled Albus Dumbledore TO THE DEATH--all for the title of best wizard in the world.
And from that day on, peeps and chaps have called me Comfledore.
I'm pretty awesome.
Please DO NOT send me a random friend request if I do not know you. I will just delete it.