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oh hay

People call me Jenn, but you can call me Jen.
College kid & living with my boyfriend in sunny California

I believe in donating blood, rescuing animals, and being nice to everyone I meet. I'm also a flip flop enthusiast.
I bake cakes, take long walks, make things out of polymer clay, read, dream, and spoil my pets. I spend my days teaching at a preschool and my evenings delivering pizza to hungry citizens. I'm also quite liberal.



Dip (2:23:45 PM): jem do you sniff your balls after you play with them?
holy x crush (2:26:07 PM): yeah
holy x crush (2:26:08 PM): duh

Dip (11:07:57 PM): I'd have sex with a pregnant lady
holy x crush (11:08:10 PM): cuz your tiny p***s wouldn't come close to poking the baby's head

sherril (10:51:44 PM): i don't like tacos ):
holy x crush (10:51:50 PM): well ******** you then

me: work at an abortion clinic
sean: i work at an anti-abortion clinic. we put babies back in.

kim (10:08:31 PM): I was getting the kitty cat
kim (10:08:53 PM): she was meowing a whole bunch in the den
holy x crush (10:09:11 PM): wtf is a den
holy x crush (10:09:14 PM): is that where you keep your bear
kim (10:09:18 PM): living room
holy x crush (10:09:24 PM): oh.



[quote="Mellow Mush"]i hate it when i'm driving and trying to text at the same time while taking a left turn and trying to mess with the radio and the a** nexts to me tells me i should pay attention to the road.
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Sheepoman Wrote:
"He who wears spandex and has their junk showing through shall be put to death by baids"
Sexhibitionist Wrote:
colon bracket Wrote:
adventures are for pussies

i go on excursions

excursions are for bed wetters

i go on epics
Sheepoman Wrote:
jennifer genocide ur so hawt
will u date me im bi
Dippamus Wrote:
colon bracket Wrote:
If I get one more abortion at Planned Parenthood it's 50% off~

that should go in your profile js
colon bracket Wrote:
Doctor Wolohan Wrote:
Sovereign Dip Panoplied Wrote:
I'm immune to every disease ever


Even Disco Fever?


nobody is immune to that

don't be silly







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SelfishlySided Report | 05/17/2012 1:07 pm
Nice doing business with you. :3
Dr. OCD Report | 05/12/2012 2:13 pm
:] Yessss.
Lucia Borgia Report | 02/07/2012 4:20 am
Hi! I'm just a random person,please rate me in the arena here 1 to 5 as you wish!
Read All Over Report | 01/31/2012 3:39 am
my awesomeness made you forget who I was
/smugassface
Read All Over Report | 01/28/2012 5:51 am
it's usually up in the right hand corner of the header bar, right under your login thing
I watch it early in the morning so that the ads haven't started yet,
so I just have to click the button 10 times to get GC XD
Read All Over Report | 01/28/2012 5:38 am
lol I do!

I don't really spend much on here anymore though. I spent five bucks last month
and that's been about it
MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO MY OKAY
I use that little free gaia cash tree every day for about 10 cents, it's been adding up nicely <3
Read All Over Report | 01/28/2012 5:21 am
gurl I ain't got anything else to spend money on
I don't even go to the movies anymore, don't even eat out
I'm so tired of this stupid town :C
Read All Over Report | 01/18/2012 12:35 pm
aww *picks you up and cuddles you*
it's gonna be alright
because you don't spend an embarrassing amount of money/time on this site
Dr. OCD Report | 01/12/2012 10:08 am
I don't like shoes. :]
The Young Mockingjay Report | 11/26/2011 10:29 am
Im sorry I havent been very active in the guild!
Thank you very much for the notice!

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