Fake friends: Never ask for food. True friends: Are the reasons you have no food. Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Dang, we messed up, but that was fun!" Fake friends: Never seen you cry. True friends: Cry with you Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. Fake friends: Know a few things about you. True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. True friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. Fake friends: Would knock on your front door. True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" Fake friends: Are for a while. True friends: Are for life. Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shizz." Fake friends: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you. True friends: Will knock the crap outta them Fake friends: Will read this. True friends: Will steal this, just like I did :P
Yeah, I'm a loser But I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet
Don't judge me You are NOT Simon Cowwell.
Moo
Candy corn is a veggie, root beer is a root, therefore, I am a healthy person.
"You know, skinny. Like one-93 skinny" -word of a friend
This sandwich better be filling for 240 calories. (Thank you Kwik Trip)
I LOOK LIKE A EMO CHICK OMIGOD -_-
People are like slinkies Completely pointless But fun when you push them down the stairs
Lady Gaga. Coming to your nightmares soon.
Don't worry. She IS out of it, and she WILL come for you.
This is me.
I thought you were my knight in shining armor but then I realized you were just a loser in tinfoil
Friends are like, the new enemies *flips hair*
everyone be be friends with ohh_cheyy she really cool and nice