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Location: Everywhere and Nowhere.

Occupation: Ruler of the Rainbow


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Where all da ladies at? I loves me some females. I am totally no gay and hiding it dawg. Oh, what did you just say? You sayin' i'm gay? Get yo giant d**k over here and i'll suck the s**t out of it to prove how straight I am.
All kidding aside. I am totally a fan of bad puns, jokes, and catchphrases. Those are the only thing that make me feel special, between the sheets. I like long walks on the beach, if by long walks on the beach you mean not walking on the beach because it's ******** stupid and instead playing vidja games at home. The chances are slim that I will give a ******** about what you have to say, unless you say something I like. Phoenix Wright is my American Idol, his auto tune is better than all others. We have the sexy time.... NOT! I am bored so i'm just typing what comes to my mind. Speaking of coming, you better get going because I don't like you berry much. Time for a rap.
"Uhhh huh. Uhhh huh.
It's time for a rap, you can eat tree sap.
I don't like you, for you smell like poo.
If you don't like my rapping, then you are probably a normal human and I don't blame you."
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph are you still reading this s**t? Well I guess I will add some personal info in this s**t.
Name: Kon (as far as you should be concerned.)
Age: Old enough to watch, buy, and sell porn on the black market, probably.
Sex: Yes please, but only if I like the words you speak.
Location: A house. LOL LOL LOL..... Sooooo. Who wants cake?
Occupation: Ninja, spy, pirate, and prostitute. Only one of those is true. Hint: It's prostitute.
Religion: Is for the weak minded. But watev floats your boat dawg.
I love the ladies, and some fellows (but only if you can match Adam Levine's sexiness, jsyk: you can't)
Well, I will have to end this with a bang. BANG!!!


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Xinhuman Report | 09/07/2012 6:56 am
you should try E with them
Xinhuman Report | 09/06/2012 6:51 pm
Get them drunk first? i think it would be more fun if your were to get drunk too lol
Xinhuman Report | 09/05/2012 6:18 pm
Its the best since their so hungry they cant defend themselves to the fullest
Xinhuman Report | 09/05/2012 5:55 pm
beating up the homeless is always fun
Xinhuman Report | 09/05/2012 1:28 pm
Cant complain i guess. What are your plans for the weekend?
Xinhuman Report | 09/05/2012 9:59 am
Hey how have you been?
Xinhuman Report | 08/30/2012 10:08 am
I see wel.. i cant relate but thats cool i guess.
Xinhuman Report | 08/30/2012 8:33 am
So what type of music do you listen to brah?
Xinhuman Report | 08/30/2012 8:25 am
Thanks for the add.
Pegasus Jay Crawford Report | 05/25/2012 7:51 am
Pegasus Jay Crawford
No problem. :3~<


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