100% Worst Person Alive.
> Barely ever posts!
> Wears crappy clothing!
> PLAY VIDEO GAMES ): ???
> Two degrees! Zero jobs!
> Watch horrible cartoons!
CAN BE YOUR LOYAL FRIEND TODAY FOR ONLY 2.56E57 GOLD!
ALL OFFERS MUST CONTAIN AN "E" IN THE AMOUNT OR THE OFFER WILL BE DENIED ON THE BASIS OF INCORRECT SPELLING.
Do not dry clean, hand wash only. Preferably lady hands*.
*Lady hands may or may not need to be attached to actual ladies. For more details see your nearest spirit medium and commune with Manos. Chron is not responsible for any and all full or partial death, horrible kneecap mutations and/or cat fights with scantily clad wives of The Master.