Chocolate Ex-lax is a silly grad school student with too much free time on her hands. She enjoys pretending to be intelligent and annoying others.
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Watch this:
Come on.
I promise it's amusing.

Proud of my mother's Mexican heritage. So yeah, I only look and act white. I'm not really white.

My collection:
Virginities: 42.41
Fakes: 3
a**: 1

Please feel free to draw with me on my drawing board.
My only rule is nothing offensive or inappropriate.



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Smooth Move, Ex-lax's Journal.

I like songs for various reasons, so I post the lyrics here. There's one poem I especially favor, even if it is rather depressing. And, recently added, a bit of a synopsis on my month in China.



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Alpha Thingy

Report | 07/23/2014 10:18 am

Alpha Thingy

Oh well I hope it gets sorted
Alpha Thingy

Report | 07/22/2014 11:06 am

Alpha Thingy

Main meet up group?
Alpha Thingy

Report | 07/21/2014 10:27 am

Alpha Thingy

I don't want you destroyed. crying
Alpha Thingy

Report | 07/17/2014 10:13 pm

Alpha Thingy

OMG! Don't destroy yourself because of that guy.
Alpha Thingy

Report | 07/15/2014 10:22 pm

Alpha Thingy

The only thing I get to cuddle now is my bf. D:
My dog iss at my moms house and I def don't go there enough...cause..this little birds flown the nest and doesn't want to be fed worms.
Alpha Thingy

Report | 07/15/2014 8:11 pm

Alpha Thingy

Oh, that sounds awesome I really like snakes and I would totally cuddle with your dog
Alpha Thingy

Report | 07/09/2014 9:17 pm

Alpha Thingy

Ooo imma run away to you. :3
Alpha Thingy

Report | 07/07/2014 9:40 pm

Alpha Thingy

In nor cal Santa Clara area..and you are in so cal right? surprised
Alpha Thingy

Report | 07/07/2014 4:13 pm

Alpha Thingy

Yeah my bfs a big ol' squishy dbag. :/
Yikes, earthquakes?? Come back to CA I'll keep you safe and loved. D:
Alpha Thingy

Report | 07/07/2014 2:11 pm

Alpha Thingy

Relationships are so complicated crying
Have fun on your trip


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