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Chocolate Ex-lax is a silly grad school student with too much free time on her hands. She enjoys pretending to be intelligent and annoying others.
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Watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R-hjro_sAQ
Come on.
I promise it's amusing.

Proud of my mother's Mexican heritage. So yeah, I only look and act white. I'm not really white.
>.>;;


My collection:
Virginities: 42.41
Fakes: 3
a**: 1




Please feel free to draw with me on my drawing board.
My only rule is nothing offensive or inappropriate.

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Smooth Move, Ex-lax's Journal.

I like songs for various reasons, so I post the lyrics here. There's one poem I especially favor, even if it is rather depressing. And, recently added, a bit of a synopsis on my month in China.


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Alpha Thingy

Report | 08/04/2014 10:51 am

Alpha Thingy

Nothing. lol

Hes just one of those types...
Alpha Thingy

Report | 08/04/2014 10:06 am

Alpha Thingy

Where did you wanna go? I can bus to San Jose but idk about taking the train into the city. lol My bf would have a b***h tit fit I think.
Alpha Thingy

Report | 08/03/2014 11:23 pm

Alpha Thingy

Oh wth I do have the ninth off I don't drive tho. >.>
Alpha Thingy

Report | 08/03/2014 5:49 pm

Alpha Thingy

I work one 10-7 on the 6 maybe we can do something or the breakfast thing I'm cool with
Alpha Thingy

Report | 08/02/2014 11:28 pm

Alpha Thingy

I'm not sure because I work from 1-10 like every day so far, I think my next day off would be the 9th. D:
Alpha Thingy

Report | 08/02/2014 1:40 am

Alpha Thingy

Omg spam musubi so good
Alpha Thingy

Report | 08/01/2014 5:45 pm

Alpha Thingy

Oh yeah hahah. I mainly ate Asian food and fast food in Texas. I like it better here haha.
Alpha Thingy

Report | 08/01/2014 5:31 pm

Alpha Thingy

Mexican, German, Korean? surprised Smorgasbord?
Alpha Thingy

Report | 08/01/2014 11:04 am

Alpha Thingy

Omg lol I'm not far from San Jose at all but I think I'm kinda far from Dublin. That would be cool to see you tho!! I live in Santa Clara. smile
Alpha Thingy

Report | 07/31/2014 11:36 pm

Alpha Thingy

That's weird, do you know if any of the members might have something against you? Friends with your ex maybe or something...

Oooo, good luck with that dating prof! I think maybe because CA is more diverse probably. We are like a smorgasbord of culture surprisingly, well in norcal idk about your area, I'm assuming it is also. lol

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