Chloroform Foreplay

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Birthday: 09/03

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I'm a Nannonbird, I have a cute cat smilies/icon_4laugh.gif, my books are the only things I love, I'm 20. I'm a horrible person generally speaking,
trust me, I'm bad for your well being.
I'm not a happy person. I happen to have an ego, and if you don't like it
then you can choke on a big bag of dicks.
I'm smarter than the average bear.
I'm missing a few marbles, but I make life interesting.
I absolutely despise animal cruelty, but at the same time
I'm a very cruel and unusual individual.
Don't love me, it's bad for you.
People like me exist to make people like you
question your entire being.
And be careful, corruption is my specialty.

TL;DR?
Autodidactic
Sarcastic
Fantastic
Pragmatic
Good humored


And now for a random list of things:
Paigerage is my sister from another mister. <33333333
Bettie Page is my God , and House is my Jesus.
I have a shark fetus in a jar. :>
Dream cars = '68 Shelby GT500 KR, '71 Hemi 'Cuda. <3
I have lots of scars.
I am smarter than you think.
I love Star Wars.
I'm scared of dolls.

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paige rage Report | 02/12/2012 8:47 pm
Miss you ;~;
Mister Heartless Report | 01/04/2012 10:37 pm
Your face. I miss it. <3 Eloquent as always, neh?
Joy Entity 2 Report | 09/29/2011 9:58 am
YAY!
But now I have to get ready for work!
Lovely how this plays out, right?
gonk
Joy Entity 2 Report | 09/29/2011 7:05 am
You should get on more, I misses you sad
Joy Entity 2 Report | 09/02/2011 10:58 pm

Just thought I'd say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!~
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paige rage Report | 08/18/2011 6:46 am
ilu
Fireblaze87x Report | 08/08/2011 10:50 pm
You love star wars, have a shark fetus in a jar, and your scared of dolls. Its like we are twins........
Kinky Twinky Report | 08/08/2011 8:12 pm
awhhhh~~ thank you sooo much heart crying

btw love the name~ 4laugh
Biochemical Report | 08/08/2011 12:53 pm
Hey chica. <3

Guess whatttt?!
I'm gettin' a divorce. cool
Joy Entity 2 Report | 08/04/2011 6:59 pm


Oh no we wouldn't want that D;
Would you prefer a freezer? My room's practically one
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