OMG!!! SOMEONE ACTUALLY CLICKED (anonymously) ON MY CRUSH PAGE & LEFT ME A *smooch* MESSAGE!!! I HAVE NEVER IMAGINED THAT TO EVER HAPPEN IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER & INFINITE!!!!
MARTY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?!??!?!!!!!??!?!?!?!
- Uh, doc why you yelling so mu-
- IT MEANS THAT THIS DAMNED THING, DOESN'T WORK!!!
nah, but seriously Marty, my boy, it meaaaaans, that I got a genuine smile on my face from possibly, the opposite gender. Which really made my day, even if today isn't the best of dates in my book, & it's 6:30am on the dot as I'm typing this up.
It will vary by the time I finish & send this though. Yep, already a minute after.
Anyways, now it's time to rest, so in a way, a cheap means of future travel. It's called a bed. You sleep in it, you wake up hours in to the future. Sadly, it's not a backwards time machine or an omnichronological-dimensional-hopper which is what the DeLorean is basically a type of, not that weird imitation Phone Booth, which incidentally, is a multi-dimensional hopper in addition as an omnichronological magical element from space or whatever.
Wait, doc, are you telling me, you've seen Doc-
NO! Marty, for the sake of Rights, we can't say his name. Also, no I got the gist of the entire premise from a single episode & all those fans & memes on the internet.
In any case, it means that Gerry, in the year of 2016 has a smile WHICH MEANS the timelines have shifted into BETA & GREAT SCOTT!! This could rupture the very fabric of the space time continuum!!!