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Carbonated Becel 101 Report | 02/27/2014 9:28 am
Carbonated Becel 101
Hi there, Nivea Cream.
Why are you dating your cousin Thorsten and telling the world such?
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Hi, I'm Laynee smilies/icon_smile.gif I'm married to my high school sweetheart, Thorsten. Our life is pretty hard. We have one 2011 Chevy Cruze. I feel like trash driving it, as it is a poor people car, also Thorsten and I have to share. It's makes me feel almost as trash as the people on the bus. Almost. I still have some dignity left. Our house is a three-bedroom bungalow. It works, yet it has no pool, and no garage. Makes me feel like white trash. Also, we live with Thorsten's brother Xander, Xander's boyfriend Dallas, and Thorsten's cousin Betty. It is very crowded.
I wear clothes and cosmetics of the top designers like Michael Kors and Holt Renfrew.
I do not eat sugar. Sugar is for lowlifes. If it has sugar in it, I will not touch it.
I do not eat fat either. Fat is disgusting.
I love wine. Red wine is my favorite drink of all time. I cannot live without it. Thorsten and I share a bottle at dinner every night.
I love candlelit dinners. Unfortunately, Thorsten wouldn't buy me the expensive candles I wanted, so we've been using the Febreeze ones. While I love the smell of apple cinnamon, I hate using products that anyone can afford.
We just got one of those new Delta faucets, you know, the ones you just have to brush your hand against to turn on. I wanted a soap dispenser like it, yet Thorsten cheaped out and bought me the Lysol No-Touch, which is ONLY $14.99, and rather cheap for my taste. I expect that to be fixed by the end of this year though.
I love makeup. I feel it's an art form to paint my face on every day. I usually get my makeup from Holt Renfrew, but sometimes I cheap out and go to Sephora, or Murale. Most people cannot tell the difference, but I can.

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