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Hello~<3


What to say?
What to say?
What about D.Gray... Man?
Sorry, that sucked. Don't bullshit me, it really did. Anyways, what was I gonna say? I duth like anime, but mainly read manga. Why am I typing this again? I don't know. I'm bored. I should write something really really long and about absolutely nothing just for the lulz. So. Lets get this started. I'm drinking a giant glass of Coke. Not Coke Zero. Not Diet Coke. Just Coke. Normal Coke. Because Coke is the shizz. The delicious shizz. My phone is retarded. It ate my ovaries. Yeah, it really did. I promise you. I'm sterile now. D8 Oh by the way, Invader Zim is an amazing show. BrokeNCYDE is an awesome band, and apparently the "Easy Button" is the newest fad. "That was easy, BIYATCH." I wonder what people would do if that's what it really said. I would lol so hard my estrogen would scream and die. ESTROGEEEEEEN. Female reproductive hormone? YAAAAAAAAAY REPRODUCTIVE HORMONES. So. Today. I took a nap for an hour and a half in the car. Don't worry, I wasn't driving. OH AND. AND AND AND. My brother slept in the car too. He likes sheep. I count sheep when I get bored in class. Since when is class boring? /sarcasm/ YAAAAAY SARCASM. My Uncle is very sarcastic. He's in the Navy. I wonder when he'll come home again? I'll br home when school starts, but not always during the weekends or breaks. Is it can be hug teim nao pleez?

Oh look! I'm adding to this? Eh? Eh? Cool, huh? SAY YES. FEED MY EGO.
I get all the girls, I get ALLL the girls. Not entirely true. Not all girls swing this way. I still get girls. ;D I really haven't a clue what to write about. AUTOBIO TEIM? Sure.
Name: -cough- Well the name I use on teh internets is Emili.
Age: 14. ;D
Sex: Yes please.
Sex [Retry]: Female.
Hair Color: A yucky color of brown.
Eye Color: Green...ish? 8D
Sexuality: Bisexuallllll.
Level of Immaturity and stupidity: OVER NINE THOUSAND!
What de hell ever: I like red heads. [B Especially with green or blue eyes and large tittays. But only if they're female. o.o'' I like the same for guys, ex-nay on the tittay, though. But this doesn't mean I don't like other appearances. [B I'm sorry. I'm really whack right now. I want a girlfriend IRL so badly. DB Oh well. Ish happeh singal tew. [B
I leik tuh tipe funnay, eet pr0vieds meh sum eenterainmeentz whiel I seet ar00nd leik a LUMP. That rhymes with HUMP. But that's not what I'm thinking at all. I meant BUMP. Like a SPEED HU--BUMP. Or BUMPING a thread.
I leik puzzalz. The insane puzzles have such small little pieces. DB But they're fun. [B

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I like smilies. Can you tell?
I also like Shotas. Mainly straight shota, though. DB Shotacon is still amazing. <3
Can I stop talking about sexual things already? I'll try.
Well, than.
I'm looking at an ad for Pizza hut. I want pizza now. I like olives on my pizzas.
Onto things that may or may not matter:
I'm a sophomore attending a Florida High School. :] Don't want any [more] creepy stalkers, so I'm not going to say which one. :] I leiks teh anime and plan on going into the Anime Club this year, as well as the History Club. Errrrr. My family likes to travel, so I've been around the state, to a few other states, and even out of the country. I'm taking an American Sign Language class and I really enjoy it. I hope to become fluent in it as well as a few other foreign languages such as German, Dutch, and Estonian. 8D I have a dog. Her name is Holly and she's a Border Collie. I have 3 half-siblings; 2 sisters and a brother. All are ages 2 and under. Ugh.
DONE FERR NAO.

I'ma wearin' mah glasses, BAWWWWW!
I tried going to anime club this year, as said in the last paragraph... thing. Is that even a paragraph, or is it some alien form of writing? Fuuuuuck, IDFK. Anyways. Anime Club this year was the epitome of fail. Fo' cereal. It's full of Freshman and really loud kids that don't know how to shut up and watch what's on the screen. It felt more like a daycare than anything, to be honest. :U And I know daycares. I'm a BABYSITTER. ********! I go around with a big BS across my T-Shirts. You know it to be true. Don't deny it. Don't do it. Don't! DON'T! You did it! Dammit, man! Go draw me a sexy red-headed gunslinging smoker now. >:C Or I keel yew. ********. And now for Badou time.
Here's a Badou!
There's a Badou!
And another little Badou!
Funny Badou,
Fuzzy Badou!
Badou, Badou, Badou, HAINE.
Enough of that, what are you saying Chain?! That squeaky voice of yours is bothering even ME. And I AM YOU. What teh heyall? Go get chord transplants or something. Your voice needs to be deeper. And you need to be taller! GO DRINK SOME MILK! D:< Okay, Okay! I will, stop yelling at me! ;-; NO, GO. But you're not letting me move. OH. Right. Well. Lets go.
TO THE MILK!

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Neon Coffee

Report | 08/18/2010 11:19 am

Neon Coffee

cool avi
Namine Amaya

Report | 01/14/2010 12:49 pm

Namine Amaya

Your an outline that was drawn on paper, and you have come to life to kill people. Now hurry up and draw eyes on yourself or something, cause ya can't kill if ya can't see.
Namine Amaya

Report | 01/13/2010 10:21 pm

Namine Amaya

Good thing I didn't change mine. <.<
Namine Amaya

Report | 01/13/2010 2:40 pm

Namine Amaya

Whats with your avy? XD
Namine Amaya

Report | 01/13/2010 1:30 pm

Namine Amaya

No, thats this account fake birthday, Ima change it soon. XD
slyveons

Report | 12/30/2009 5:35 pm

slyveons

s**t hawt writing you got on your profile there. [:
XxCherry-DevilxX

Report | 12/29/2009 10:03 am

XxCherry-DevilxX

How are you ._'
Marcus Lynch

Report | 12/28/2009 11:32 pm

Marcus Lynch

thankie
Marcus Lynch

Report | 12/28/2009 11:17 pm

Marcus Lynch

ohz thankie Biffles
Marcus Lynch

Report | 12/28/2009 11:13 pm

Marcus Lynch

i sees and did hehee i was looking at the shop but i cant see anything everything is so small